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  • #2491
    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Can someone make a list on the 10 reasons on why Satan loves Sweden?
    That would be a very interesting read.

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    • #2492
      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Originally posted by GreenAppleMe View Post
      Can someone make a list on the 10 reasons on why Satan loves Sweden?
      That would be a very interesting read.
      Why would anyone want to do that? We're here to praise God. Satan's just the caretaker when God raises everyone then kills them again and burns all the unsaved. He's nothing special. Except when he was tempting Jesus, anyway and then Jesus totally trounced him.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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      • #2493
        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
        Why would anyone want to do that? We're here to praise God. Satan's just the caretaker when God raises everyone then kills them again and burns all the unsaved. He's nothing special. Except when he was tempting Jesus, anyway and then Jesus totally trounced him.
        GLORY

        And with Satan the list is easy

        * There are atheists. Satan loves atheists because they are his willing meat puppets since ALL atheists KNOW God exists

        * Anal Sex. Since there is atheists there, that means there is anal sex in Sweden. The ONLY reason to be an atheist is to have anal sex.

        What else is there to know?

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        • #2494
          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          Originally posted by GreenAppleMe View Post
          Can someone make a list on the 10 reasons on why Satan loves Sweden?
          That would be a very interesting read.
          We follow the Word of God to the letter and since the Lord forbids us from giving place to the devil.

          Ephesians
          4:26 Be ye angry, and sin not: let not the sun go down upon your wrath: 4:27 Neither give place to the devil.
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          Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
          Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
          Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
          Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
          Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
          Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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          • #2495
            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Originally posted by GreenAppleMe View Post
            Can someone make a list on the 10 reasons on why Satan loves Sweden?
            That would be a very interesting read.
            Homersexurality was made legal in Godless Sweden in 1944! Can you imagine?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #2496
              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Yeah I guess me asking for such a list was pretty stupid in hindsight. Nevermind then.

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              • #2497
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                i am a guy from sweden 32 years old, and to be honest this thread has delivered! i have not laughed so much in months, nonstop entertaining

                Before ever making a post ever again, please do read up on the subject.

                I am an atheist, and what religious people always gets wrong is their idea that i am some kind of evil person, either that i dont have any morals, wich is just insanly wrong, or that i can do just anything withouth thought of repercussions wich is also just wrong, first of all i may be angry at someone but i would never hurt them, i may be upset with people but i would never delibiratly try to upset them in return.... morals. why be vindictive when it only leads to more bad feelings. why hurt someone, you will never gain anything from it, but the oposit, you will lose alot.

                so please do let me know a few things, a few interesting questions to ponder for christians, and pelase if we do have some here, feel free to explain these things to me

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                • #2498
                  Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Homersexurality was made legal in Godless Sweden in 1944! Can you imagine?
                  And beastiality as well!
                  Homersexuality and beastiality was the same crime before 1944 under the sodomy law, after the sodomy law was abolished, both beastiality and homersexuality was made legal and still is, and it's equally disgusting

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                  • #2499
                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Sweden must be a horrific place

                    YIC
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                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • #2500
                      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      I just had the laughter of my life!!!!
                      Finnish flag instead of danish and danish instead of swedish lol
                      What's next... "10 reasons why God hates Norway" and swedish flag? hahaha
                      This is too funny guys!
                      You're the man Cranky guy, never seen such threads before, so outrageous, paranoid and..... ultimately hillarious!!!!!
                      I really think this can't be for real, but hey..... many thanks for a great friday afternoon laugh!!! Was awesome!! lmao

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                      • #2501
                        Originally posted by Proud Viking Rapist View Post
                        I just had the laughter of my life!!!!
                        Finnish flag instead of danish and danish instead of swedish lol
                        What's next... "10 reasons why God hates Norway" and swedish flag? hahaha
                        This is too funny guys!
                        You're the man Cranky guy, never seen such threads before, so outrageous, paranoid and..... ultimately hillarious!!!!!
                        I really think this can't be for real, but hey..... many thanks for a great friday afternoon laugh!!! Was awesome!! lmao
                        Do you know how hurtful it is when someone makes fun of our cherished beliefs?

                        Words can hurt, too, you know....

                        God loves you.
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                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • #2502
                          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by Proud Viking Rapist View Post
                          Was awesome!!
                          You are welcome, friend. It's always nice to see people learning about horrible places like Sweden.

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                          • #2503
                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Just wait until Strömstad and we'll see who is laughing!
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                            • #2504
                              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Yes... we all learn as long as we live, and today i've learned a bit more too, that human ignorance has no limits.

                              I bet you would all love to live in such horrible places like Scandinavia... but then i might be wrong, i don't think the american community would be able to live in a modern, educated society like ours, where respect and values are still appreciated.

                              And Larni69, no offence intended to your beliefs... ignorance and missinformation has nothing to do with anyones beliefs!

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                              • #2505
                                Originally posted by Proud Viking Rapist View Post
                                And Larni69, no offence intended to your beliefs... ignorance and missinformation has nothing to do with anyones beliefs!
                                Thank you for your kind words.

                                We True Christians(tm) are all to often criticised for our adherence to the teachings of our Lord.

                                Proverbs 15:1 A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger.

                                Maybe if you looked more closely at our beliefs you might see something that touches you.

                                Yours in Christ.
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                                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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