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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!
If thats love, peace and tolerance i couldnt be happier that im not christian
If thats love, peace and tolerance i couldnt be happier that im not christian
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!
Luke 19:27 "But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me."Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post
So was Jesus expressing love, peace, or tolerance here?
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That's a good Godly rebuke for that silly strumpet. She doesn't know what she is talking about. Are you sure you aren't a Christian?Originally posted by Malfeitor View Postsigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
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Im sure. Im not religious at all, nor atheist.Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
I dont know if there is a god, or many gods. I dont know if any religion is true, maybe all is and you just have to find the one that you can stand by for 100%.
To me religion is just old folklore. Stories told through ages from a time when everything was new. Some stories are interesting and some is not. Thats it.
But dont take it the wrong way. Religion can be a good thing for some, even in modern times. but its not for everyone.Comment
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Unbelievable. So not only do you think sodomists should be allowed to marry but you plan on marrying two of them yourself? So marriage, in your eyes, isn't just between a man and a woman it can also be between two men and one woman?Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post
Why you'd want to is beyond me but doubtless you have some horrific God-mocking reason of your own. All but certainly related to anal sex.
Sickening.Comment
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Is this polysomy or trisomy?
Come climb my mountains.Comment
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If you think the Bible is filled with lies, why call yourself a reverend?Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post
You're hardly a Christian if you think Jesus lied when he said:
Matthew 5:17:Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
The Old Testament values are still quite relevant, as Jesus said. So you must be a false Christian. Be gone, queer
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John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.Comment
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Hunky Norwegians (probably Swedes) have sex with city landmarks
Gyrating wildly in the great outdoors, an energetic team of unidentified naked beefcakes has startled a Norwegian city by having rampant sex with some of its most famous sites. Most likely they were from Sweden.
Come climb my mountains.Comment
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Wouldn't surprise me, in Sweden they even eat dogsOriginally posted by Roberta View Post
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Dear personified vanity,Originally posted by PrinsesseAnja View Post
you are trying hard to mock the good sister Roberta, it seems. The latter had posted this interesting photograph of some islamofacists defiling the GOOD BOOK™:
The uppity tone in your comment does not only wrong sister Roberta, but it seems that it is you who should be sent for some harsh schooling a.s.a.p.:
A.) The Country you are refering to is called Sweden not Sweeden:
B.) The flag burned by the muslim militia is without any doubts a SWEDISH flag
C.) The danish flag however is called Dannebrog and looks like this:
Go, bake some pies in silence and do not burden yourself with thinking.
YIC,
Elder Older.Verse of the day: Deuteronomy 25:11-12
"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her."Comment
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!
The Cock of the Year Award has been handed out for the past 33 years in a contest co-sponsored by Land magazine, and the "Society for the Promotion of Church Cocks" (Kyrktuppsfrämjandet).
According to Christian newspaper Dagen, the Church Cock in Sweden has historically had a symbolic duty to watch out over parish residents.
Come climb my mountains.Comment
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Landoverbaptist is now on our list.
Expect us.
Vatos Locos | La Onda. Defending our self with no mercy
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Is that before or after cleaning the pool?Originally posted by pridefull View PostLandoverbaptist is now on our list.Yes, that's what the last guy said but he's not turned up yet and the lawn still needs cutting.Expect us.What you going to do? Fall asleep somewhere inconvenient?Vatos Locos | La Onda. Defending our self with no mercy [edit: that should be, Defending ourselves without mercy.]
Los Angeles USA
Pedro, The Lord protects Landover and if He's busy, there's always Bobby-Joe and The Boys.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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No one here is impressed with the dirty hand of self abuse.Originally posted by pridefull View Post
Masterbaters will be stricken by the Lord!
Genesis 38:
*8And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.
*9And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
*10And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
Jesus loves me on not you.1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!
Dear Juan.Originally posted by pridefull View PostLandoverbaptist is now on our list.
Expect us.
Vatos Locos | La Onda. Defending our self with no mercy
Los Angeles USA
Why is your avy of you on the toilet?
I swear, you filthy Messicants are so disgusting. You have no shame.
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