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  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063
    #3946
    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by ThomasKarlsson View Post
    You do realize that the flag belongs to Denmark, and not Sweden? Also, Astrid Lindgren was a Swedish author and not a Danish. And if you ever get lucky enough to drive a SAAB, you will se that it outruns almost every american car there is. I suppose that you have met some american engineers, they are terrible at their jobs.
    Please go to the introduction forum and tell us where you go to church, what your favourite Bible(KJV1611) verse is and when you started your walk with Christ.

    Then we may fellowship correctly.
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • ThomasKarlsson
        Unsaved trash, Danish joo
        • Apr 2014
        • 14
        #3947
        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        I have one of those handy camping knives. I think it's time to get rid of it.
        You do realize that the knife is from Switzerland, and not Sweden? It has the Switzerland's flag on it and everything.
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775
            #3948
            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Do all the Swiss nag so much?
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • ThomasKarlsson
                Unsaved trash, Danish joo
                • Apr 2014
                • 14
                #3949
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                Do all the Swiss nag so much?
                Do all the americans skip geography in school?
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                  • ThomasKarlsson
                    Unsaved trash, Danish joo
                    • Apr 2014
                    • 14
                    #3950
                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    Do all the Swiss nag so much?
                    And, you look fat in your profile picture.
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                      • Basilissa
                        South of the Border outreach program
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 12921
                        #3951
                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Originally posted by ThomasKarlsson View Post
                        Do all the americans skip geography in school?
                        Originally posted by ThomasKarlsson View Post
                        And, you look fat in your profile picture.
                        Ad hominem attacks, that is so mature of you.
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                         Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • Didymus Much
                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 14076
                            #3952
                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Originally posted by ThomasKarlsson View Post
                            And, you look fat in your profile picture.
                            Are all Swedes as brave as you?

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                              • ThomasKarlsson
                                Unsaved trash, Danish joo
                                • Apr 2014
                                • 14
                                #3953
                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                                Ad hominem attacks, that is so mature of you.
                                I can only refer to this: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=12504
                                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                                  • ThomasKarlsson
                                    Unsaved trash, Danish joo
                                    • Apr 2014
                                    • 14
                                    #3954
                                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                    Please receive this map of Europe with the flags of each country as a peace gift:

                                    File:Flag map of Colonial Africa (1939).png - Wikimedia Commons
                                    http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Flag_map_of_Colonial_Africa_(1939).png
                                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                                      • Mary Etheldreda
                                        Gushing for Jesus
                                         
                                        • Sep 2011
                                        • 23775
                                        #3955
                                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                        Originally posted by ThomasKarlsson View Post
                                        Please receive this map of Europe with the flags of each country as a peace gift:

                                        http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Fi...ica_(1939).png
                                        Anyone can make up flag patterns and put it on the internet. If you wish for a helpful reference of the world, you need look no further than Pastor Bathfire's Informative World Map.

                                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                          • Mary Etheldreda
                                            Gushing for Jesus
                                             
                                            • Sep 2011
                                            • 23775
                                            #3956
                                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                            Originally posted by ThomasKarlsson View Post
                                            And, you look fat in your profile picture.
                                            I know you're just trying to hurt my feelings, but it won't work dear. I'm far too joyful in the Spirit to let the insults of a sad and lonely bully affect me. I know the LORD has blessed me with a healthy physique, glowing skin, and an enchanting countenance. I don't let it lead me to pride, however, as I know it is naught but a gift from God. If anything, your rude comments inspires me to pray all the harder for you, as you are obviously deeply wounded, and in need of Peace.

                                            I know who can offer you that peace.


                                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                              • ThomasKarlsson
                                                Unsaved trash, Danish joo
                                                • Apr 2014
                                                • 14
                                                #3957
                                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                Anyone can make up flag patterns and put it on the internet. If you wish for a helpful reference of the world, you need look no further than Pastor Bathfire's Informative World Map.

                                                I can see he put a lot of work on that map, impressive work indeed.
                                                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                                                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                                                  • Granelli
                                                    Unsaved trash, Finnish troll
                                                    • Apr 2014
                                                    • 21
                                                    #3958
                                                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                                    Originally posted by ThomasKarlsson View Post
                                                    I can see he put a lot of work on that map, impressive work indeed.
                                                    What i love about that map is that the guy that made it is a "Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance"
                                                    This space reserved for posting KJV Scripture only -- ADMIN

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                                                      • Eva_Christensen
                                                        Swedish meatball
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Mar 2014
                                                        • 104
                                                        #3959
                                                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                        I know you're just trying to hurt my feelings, (...) If anything, your rude comments inspires me to pray all the harder for you, as you are obviously deeply wounded, and in need of Peace.

                                                        I know who can offer you that peace.
                                                        Amen Sister!


                                                        Originally posted by ThomasKarlsson View Post
                                                        And, you look fat in your profile picture.
                                                        Ephesians 4:31; Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice
                                                        1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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                                                          • ThomasKarlsson
                                                            Unsaved trash, Danish joo
                                                            • Apr 2014
                                                            • 14
                                                            #3960
                                                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                                            Originally posted by Granelli View Post
                                                            What i love about that map is that the guy that made it is a "Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance"
                                                            What's even more fun is that his avatar looks like Charles Darwin
                                                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                                                            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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