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  • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

    Originally posted by Swedish eskimo View Post
    ...I also used to hate Americans and rape polar bears and Arctic penguins before i got saved
    Such depravity. It could only be worse if you would rape polar bears WITH Arctic penguins (and then put it on Youtube).

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    • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
      Such depravity. It could only be worse if you would rape polar bears WITH Arctic penguins (and then put it on Youtube).
      Only an atheist would think of Penguin-Poking Polar Bears as a recreational sport.

      <shudder>
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
        Such depravity. It could only be worse if you would rape polar bears WITH Arctic penguins (and then put it on Youtube).
        It was before i got saved, all Christians have sinned before they got saved.

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        • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

          I'm from the Isle of Man and as far as I'm aware, I am not a British fag, I do not worship Pagan gods, I have never had an orgie and I have never had a sexual experience with any animal.
          If we, meaning those who live on the Isle of Man, are so unsavoury, why have you insisted in writing about us? It's a good job I managed to steal this laptop from my sister, who is also my cousin, so I could reply to this preposterous comment (Please detect the hint of sarcasm in that sentence).
          I don't understand why you, meaning Bible Bashers, think that you have the right to discriminate Manx people - what have we done wrong? We have our own government, we produce local foods to increase and stabilise our economy, etc., and what do you do? Sit there in your pew and write false 'facts' about us - but oh, don't tell me, God told you to do it.
          I'd like to see you visit the Isle of Man and say this out in public, but I can't promise that my cousin Baaaa-rry won't try and gnaw on your toes.

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          • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

            To Redeemed Papist.

            I guess identifying sarcasm isn't one of the ten commandments in which you must obey? No? I thought so. Where do you get off at being an inconsiderate idiot?

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            • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

              What a dumb person.

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              • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                Won't anyone think of the sheep? I work with distressed ewes on the Isle of Man aiming to rehabilitate and give these poor creatures back their dignity and feelings of self-worth. Rather than castigate the victims can any one of you imagine what it is like to be the centre of a 'double event'? It is like watching your grannie knitting backwards.

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                • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                  oh and by the way earlier in the thread, some said scotland were 'sheep sodomisers', or something to that effect - it's actually wales who are the culprits there.

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                  • Originally posted by ManxAsTheHills View Post
                    oh and by the way earlier in the thread, some said scotland were 'sheep sodomisers', or something to that effect - it's actually wales who are the culprits there.
                    It's typical of lying atheists to look for a scapegoat (scapesheep?) When confronted with their own abomination.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
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                    • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                      Originally posted by Swedish eskimo View Post
                      ..perversion at the British "mainland" (not really mainland, since Britain is an island as well, there sure is something about perversion and islands) Faroe Islands, Iceland.. New Zealand and Australia
                      Please note that Aussies are rather a sensitive breed, particular whom we are associated with. Yes our island is awash with perverts (we do not advertise this fact) but British? well excuse me

                      HERE IS A LOVELY BIRD

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                      • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                        Britain, alas, is rife with perverse wretches.
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                          Well it appears this section of the forum is filling up again. Which leads me to believe our friends from the Isle of Man are dragging their hungover carcass's out of roadside ditch's and to their computers (or do you think they'll drop by the liquor store first?).
                          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                          • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                            This is to all the so called god worshippers and PASTORS on this site and also the people with childish farmer names like Billy Bob!.
                            What an absolute load of wankers you all are.
                            I cannot believe you are all so easily brain washed by an 'Eskimo".
                            I was born and brought up on the Isle of Man and still live on this beautiful Island. The Eskimo has obviously had a bad experience on our Island, maybe he broke the law through racism or an act of beastiality and had to spend time in prison before being deported back to his third world country.
                            Because this 'eskimo' has posted a thread on a so called Christian site, all you fools agree with his childish backward rants.
                            1, The manx flag has a picture of the three legs of man,TRUE, but it symbolises the manx people's belief that 'whichever way you throw me ,I will stand'. MEANING...we will not be knocked down and kept down by any one or anything.but will always land on two feet.
                            2, Sheep are bred on the Island, TRUE, mainly for food. Sheep are also bred in the U.S.A for food and in every other country including Jerusalem, does this make Jesus home town sheep shaggers? I think not.
                            3, The Manx cat is a rare cat bred on the Island and has no tail, TRUE, but if you used the thing in your homes called a computer (don't ask your children to do it cos you are too thick) and do some research about the Island, you will read that the original Manx cat lost it's tail in a door jam.
                            Nothing sinister, fools.
                            I could go on and on like this but it is not in Manx people nature to be as abusive and offensive as you un-Christian Morons.
                            We as a community never turn people away and welcome all sorts of religion and culture, so why don't you take us up on our offer of hospitality so we can tell you to fuck off on the next boat?

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                            • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                              Originally posted by manx and proud View Post
                              This is to all the so called god worshippers and PASTORS on this site and also the people with childish farmer names like Billy Bob!.
                              What an absolute load of wankers you all are.
                              I cannot believe you are all so easily brain washed by an 'Eskimo".
                              I was born and brought up on the Isle of Man and still live on this beautiful Island. The Eskimo has obviously had a bad experience on our Island, maybe he broke the law through racism or an act of beastiality and had to spend time in prison before being deported back to his third world country.
                              Because this 'eskimo' has posted a thread on a so called Christian site, all you fools agree with his childish backward rants.
                              1, The manx flag has a picture of the three legs of man,TRUE, but it symbolises the manx people's belief that 'whichever way you throw me ,I will stand'. MEANING...we will not be knocked down and kept down by any one or anything.but will always land on two feet.
                              2, Sheep are bred on the Island, TRUE, mainly for food. Sheep are also bred in the U.S.A for food and in every other country including Jerusalem, does this make Jesus home town sheep shaggers? I think not.
                              3, The Manx cat is a rare cat bred on the Island and has no tail, TRUE, but if you used the thing in your homes called a computer (don't ask your children to do it cos you are too thick) and do some research about the Island, you will read that the original Manx cat lost it's tail in a door jam.
                              Nothing sinister, fools.
                              I could go on and on like this but it is not in Manx people nature to be as abusive and offensive as you un-Christian mormons.
                              We as a community never turn people away and welcome all sorts of religion and culture, so why don't you take us up on our offer of hospitality so we can tell you to piffle off on the next boat?
                              Good grief! Does the pub on the Isle of Man chuck out at 11?

                              By the way, you won't find any magic underwear people in here. Though you are right, mormons are not Christians.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                              • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                                Originally posted by manx and proud View Post
                                This is to all the so called god worshippers and PASTORS on this site and also the people with childish farmer names like Billy Bob!.
                                What an absolute load of wankers you all are.
                                I cannot believe you are all so easily brain washed by an 'Eskimo".
                                I was born and brought up on the Isle of Man and still live on this beautiful Island. The Eskimo has obviously had a bad experience on our Island, maybe he broke the law through racism or an act of beastiality and had to spend time in prison before being deported back to his third world country.
                                Because this 'eskimo' has posted a thread on a so called Christian site, all you fools agree with his childish backward rants.
                                1, The manx flag has a picture of the three legs of man,TRUE, but it symbolises the manx people's belief that 'whichever way you throw me ,I will stand'. MEANING...we will not be knocked down and kept down by any one or anything.but will always land on two feet.
                                2, Sheep are bred on the Island, TRUE, mainly for food. Sheep are also bred in the U.S.A for food and in every other country including Jerusalem, does this make Jesus home town sheep shaggers? I think not.
                                3, The Manx cat is a rare cat bred on the Island and has no tail, TRUE, but if you used the thing in your homes called a computer (don't ask your children to do it cos you are too thick) and do some research about the Island, you will read that the original Manx cat lost it's tail in a door jam.
                                Nothing sinister, fools.
                                I could go on and on like this but it is not in Manx people nature to be as abusive and offensive as you un-Christian morons.
                                We as a community never turn people away and welcome all sorts of religion and culture, so why don't you take us up on our offer of hospitality, so we can tell you to feck off on the next boat?
                                All manx people are brought up with high standards and strong belief in equality.
                                Please refer to your earlier threads about claims that Manx people are racist, all of you American so called 'pastors' and 'Christians' have shown on this thread how racist you really are.. SAD

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