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  • #136
    Re: Who Does God Hate?

    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
    When you accept Jesus into your heart the evidence appears from EVERYWHERE! For example this morning I had a doctors appointment, when I arrived I prayed I would not have to wait long and within 5 minutes I was called in. Now you can try to explain this away but when you accept Him things like that happen all the time.

    Glory!

    Jack
    Why don't you ask your God to make a significant thing, hmm? For instance, ask God to make one day, say tomorrow, rain the entire day, everywhere on Earth. Surely if your god is all-powerful, he will be capable of this, no?

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    • #137
      Re: Who Does God Hate?

      Originally posted by MissKage View Post
      Why don't you ask your God to make a significant thing, hmm? For instance, ask God to make one day, say tomorrow, rain the entire day, everywhere on Earth. Surely if your god is all-powerful, he will be capable of this, no?
      We must not test God, He would know He was being tested and therefore the experiment would not work,

      Luke 4:12 And Jesus answering said unto him, It is said, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.

      YIC

      Jack
      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • #138
        Re: Who Does God Hate?

        Originally posted by MissKage View Post
        A dope? For some reason, that made me laugh.

        And the reason I am an atheist is because there is no *real* evidence suggesting God exists.

        Know what? Whenever there's scientific, astronomical, AND (meaning all are required) historical evidence for God's existence, then I'll become a Christian.

        Sound Ok?
        There is no real evidence that your mother loves you, just hearsay. But God's existence is well documented by countless reliable witnesses. You say God is hateful but he loves you enough to punish you forever when you do wrong. Your mother doesn't have nearly as much love for you.
        Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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        • #139
          Re: Who Does God Hate?

          Originally posted by MissKage View Post
          If being a Christian means (evident from some of the past/recent threads in this forum):
          Oh, this should be good. Someone playing a battle of wits against the Lord. I wonder who will win this time....

          Originally posted by MissKage View Post
          -Believing in gender inequality.
          Sigh. This is one of the most popular questions. Is there an atheist handout someplace that prints this at all of your little "College Democrats" meetings? I don't suppose you've read the Bible recently, have you dearie? God spells out exactly what the value of a woman is, relative to a man, in Leviticus 27:3-7:
          Originally posted by Leviticus 27:3-7
          3 And thy estimation shall be of the male from twenty years old even unto sixty years old, even thy estimation shall be fifty shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary.

          4 And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels.

          5 And if it be from five years old even unto twenty years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male twenty shekels, and for the female ten shekels.

          6 And if it be from a month old even unto five years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male five shekels of silver, and for the female thy estimation shall be three shekels of silver.

          7 And if it be from sixty years old and above; if it be a male, then thy estimation shall be fifteen shekels, and for the female ten shekels.
          So, approximately speaking, a woman is worth anywhere from 50-66% of a man. I suppose that depends on what time of the month you check

          Originally posted by MissKage View Post
          -Believing in sexual inequality.
          Tell me, genius: can a man have a baby? Can a woman get another woman pregnant? Men and women aren't sexually equal, and if you think they are, you need to have the "Birds and the Bees" talk with your parents ASAP.

          Originally posted by MissKage View Post
          -Believing that helping the poor is morally wrong.
          Could you point us to the place in the Bible that specifies what you are projecting? There is no such thing. Perhaps you are thinking of the Qran?

          Originally posted by MissKage View Post
          -Harsh threats against atheists, which some include threats of death or 'stoning' to attempt to make them believe in Christianity.
          Again, dearie, you aren't thinking straight. The Bible is very strict on this, and certainly we are not ones to question what the Bible has to say. After all, does the clay tell the Potter what it wants to be made into?

          Originally posted by MissKage View Post
          I'd gladly go to Hell, than have my soul ripped apart, which is more than I can say for any devout Christian.
          I'm glad we have this in writing.

          Anyways, it is time for the final tally. Now I'm not scientist, but I'll take a shot at it (just a little joke there, don't mind me)..... By my tally, that makes it a score of......

          God: <Infinity>
          Atheists: -1 (point deducted for stupid questions with 0 Biblical research).
          Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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          • #140
            Re: Who Does God Hate?

            Originally posted by MissKage View Post
            Why don't you ask your God to make a significant thing, hmm? For instance, ask God to make one day, say tomorrow, rain the entire day, everywhere on Earth. Surely if your god is all-powerful, he will be capable of this, no?
            Are you a drag queen?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #141
              Re: Who Does God Hate?

              God hates fangs and fang bangers. That's what I learned last Sunday.

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              • #142
                Re: Who Does God Hate?

                Originally posted by patricklau View Post
                God hates fangs and fang bangers. That's what I learned last Sunday.
                Well who doesn't?

                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #143
                  Re: Who Does God Hate?

                  I added racists to the thread like the man who killed their Sikh's for not being white instead of not being Christian. There is no room for racism in Christian and there is no room for racism at Landover.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • #144
                    Re: Who Does God Hate?

                    Originally posted by patricklau View Post
                    God hates fangs and fang bangers. That's what I learned last Sunday.
                    God hates lying chinks too.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #145
                      Re: Who Does God Hate?

                      Originally posted by patricklau View Post
                      God hates fangs and fang bangers. That's what I learned last Sunday.
                      And I know a nice doctor who can help you get over your irrational belief in the make-believe creatures known as "vampires".

                      Though they've been believed in for thousands of years, never has a vampire been documented. Know why? Because they're not real, Sparky!

                      Everyone, join me in laughing at the crazy person who believes in monsters! Bet he thinks the Boogerman is waiting under his bed, too!
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • #146
                        Re: Who Does God Hate?

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        Everyone, join me in laughing at the crazy person who believes in monsters!
                        Ok

                        Oh, my god, the people of Landover are so funny! They all believe in an invisible, psychotic killer in the sky! They think one, omnipotent being created cancer, flesh eating bacteria and Parkinson's!

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                        • #147
                          Re: Who Does God Hate?

                          Originally posted by TinaSantafe View Post
                          Ok

                          Oh, my god, the people of Landover are so funny! They all believe in an invisible, psychotic killer in the sky! They think one, omnipotent being created cancer, flesh eating bacteria and Parkinson's!
                          Your choice of pejorative language doesn't disguise the fact that you are starting to fundamentally get the point. That God that you arrogantly judge psychotic did indeed create all these things and more to smite deserving sinners with. And what of it!

                          God doesn't need your approval, sinner. You need His.
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • #148
                            Re: Who Does God Hate?

                            Ok, I have another question about Jealous' hatred.

                            Jealous hates handicapped people, right? Both mental handicaps like autism or OCD and physical handicaps like club foot or a cleft lip, right? Why? Also, does this extend to people who only became handicapped because of some horrible injury? Does it mean that a good Christian soldier that does Jealous' will and goes to Afghanistan and gets his leg shot off, he's now hated for missing a leg?

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                            • #149
                              Re: Who Does God Hate?

                              Originally posted by TinaSantafe View Post
                              Ok, I have another question about Jealous' hatred.

                              Jealous hates handicapped people, right? Both mental handicaps like autism or OCD and physical handicaps like club foot or a cleft lip, right? Why? Also, does this extend to people who only became handicapped because of some horrible injury? Does it mean that a good Christian soldier that does Jealous' will and goes to Afghanistan and gets his leg shot off, he's now hated for missing a leg?
                              I'm not sure what you're getting at. Those people will certainly never join our congregation and they certainly will never be preaching at our church.
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                              • #150
                                Re: Who Does God Hate?

                                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                I'm not sure what you're getting at. Those people will certainly never join our congregation and they certainly will never be preaching at our church.
                                Does that mean if Pastor Ezekiel or Rev Rodimer get in some horrible accident (probably caused by Satan) and they have to have a leg amputated, they're getting kicked out of the church?

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