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  • VictoryOS
    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
     
    • Dec 2007
    • 5388

    #1

    Should a woman shave her legs?

    This is a question that has been bothering me for years. We all know that leg shaving is another tool in the toolbox of a common hussy, trying to lure in an unsuspecting man for fornication.

    On the other hand, whenever I see hippie trash in town they often have unsightly unshaven legs. No True Believer in God Almighty would ever want to be confused with hippie scum. Plus the stubble usually causes runs in my stockings.

    If anyone has any Scripture to provide guidance on the matter, please share it. I asked my husband, but he gave me that look which means I'm about to get the back of his hand. As much as I appreciate his Godly corrections, I do try to avoid displeasing him whenever possible.

    Ladies of Landover, do you shave your legs or not?
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

  • Cindy Lou Jenkins
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 238

    #2
    Re: Should a woman shave her legs?

    Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
    Ladies of Landover, do you shave your legs or not?
    Women outside my kitchen shave their legs?

    Billy Bob: I approve this post.
    1 Corinthians 11:3
    But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Property of Billy Bob Jenkins

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    • Princess001
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Nov 2011
      • 131

      #3
      Re: Should a woman shave her legs?

      I do!

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      • Cindy Lou Jenkins
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 238

        #4
        Re: Should a woman shave her legs?

        Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
        I do!
        i thought i was the only one!

        Of course i didn't know there existed people outside of my immediate family until i was betrothed to one.

        i only started shaving my legs because my mother was preparing me for my honeymoon with Billy Bob. i think that is the age that a woman should start shaving her legs, as that is what i have been instructed to think.

        You are so pretty. i wish i was pretty like you. Billy Bob says i am homely, which means i should stay inside the home where others do not have to behold my repulsive visage. But i knew that because it is the same thing my father used to tell me. So i was unsurprised.

        Oh how happy i was when i found out Billy Bob's former wife was stoned to death by mysterious vigilantes for her lesbian harlotry so i could shave my legs and Billy Bob and i could be legally married!

        Billy Bob: I approve this post.
        1 Corinthians 11:3
        But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Property of Billy Bob Jenkins

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        • Princess001
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Nov 2011
          • 131

          #5
          Re: Should a woman shave her legs?

          Originally posted by Cindy Lou Jenkins View Post
          i thought i was the only one!

          Of course i didn't know there existed people outside of my immediate family until i was betrothed to one.

          i only started shaving my legs because my mother was preparing me for my honeymoon with Billy Bob. i think that is the age that a woman should start shaving her legs, as that is what i have been instructed to think.

          You are so pretty. i wish i was pretty like you. Billy Bob says i am homely, which means i should stay inside the home where others do not have to behold my repulsive visage. But i knew that because it is the same thing my father used to tell me. So i was unsurprised.

          Oh how happy i was when i found out Billy Bob's former wife was stoned to death by mysterious vigilantes for her lesbian harlotry so i could shave my legs and Billy Bob and i could be legally married!

          Billy Bob: I approve this post.
          I assure you I am very, very pretty. But to be honest that's not me in the picture, it's the equally pretty Carrie Prejean...I love her!(not in a gay way)

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          • Brother Harold Porter
            Landover Senior Outreach
            Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 8236

            #6
            Re: Should a woman shave her legs?

            Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
            This is a question that has been bothering me for years. We all know that leg shaving is another tool in the toolbox of a common hussy, trying to lure in an unsuspecting man for fornication.
            Well, in the Porter home I need my wife to shave her legs. We tried letting it grow natural.

            But she knows of my past, as a queer by choice. Too many times I wanted to flip her on her stomach and violate her because of the leg hair that reminded me of my past life as a predatory sodomite.

            True Christian™ women should shave their legs.

            In Christ
            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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            • Princess001
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Nov 2011
              • 131

              #7
              Re: Should a woman shave her legs?

              Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
              I assure you I am very, very pretty. But to be honest that's not me in the picture, it's the equally pretty Carrie Prejean...I love her!(not in a gay way)
              I'm sure Carrie Prejean shaves her legs as well though! I'm sure she shaves everything! I'm sure they're very smooth! As well as everything she shaves.

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              • Brother Harold Porter
                Landover Senior Outreach
                Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 8236

                #8
                Re: Should a woman shave her legs?

                Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
                I'm sure Carrie Prejean shaves her legs as well though! I'm sure she shaves everything! I'm sure they're very smooth! As well as everything she shaves.
                I should infract you for this sexual innuendo, but I'm in a good mood having just returned from our Men's Study Group.

                Please keep it clean as there are countless young children on their father's laps viewing this forum for Bible Study and homework.

                In Christ
                Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                • Princess001
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Nov 2011
                  • 131

                  #9
                  Re: Should a woman shave her legs?

                  Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                  I should infract you for this sexual innuendo, but I'm in a good mood having just returned from our Men's Study Group.

                  Please keep it clean as there are countless young children on their father's laps viewing this forum for Bible Study and homework.

                  In Christ
                  I'm so sorry Brother, It was a thoughtless comment, I shouldn't have ventured into the smoothness aspect, I don't know where my head was at or what I was thinking I...I'm rambling I'm sorry. What I'm trying to say is it won't happen again! I hope you had an excellent Men's Study Group!

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                  • ObediantWife
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Dec 2011
                    • 3

                    #10
                    Re: Should a woman shave her legs?

                    I shave my legs as my husband expects me to. He doesn't want to feel like he's making the beast with two backs with another male, and neither do I want him to feel like that.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #11
                      Re: Should a woman shave her legs?

                      Why would a man want to look at a woman's legs? This is a nonsense question. Women should just throw on a dress to hide their over sized behinds so as not to disgust their husbands. I know my Tish did before she got sick.

                      Better thing for you ladies is stop bugging your husbands for attention bed. Learn to control your appetites and stop it with the pouting and little viscous insults like "floppy"

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                      • Redeemed Papist
                        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 10409

                        #12
                        Re: Should a woman shave her legs?

                        Surely this is a question for the woman's father or husband.

                        What has the woman's choice got to do with it?
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                        • Voll_EQ
                          Forum Member
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 152

                          #13
                          Re: Should a woman shave her legs?

                          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                          Surely this is a question for the woman's father or husband.

                          What has the woman's choice got to do with it?
                          I have no clue what so ever, it seems that more and more women like to discuss their choises, also i have noticed more and more women in the MEN ONLY fora's.

                          Well back to the subject, as it is indviduel what each man like, my wife needs to be shaved, as i am not found og hair. Even she have the size of a Gorilla she dont need to look like one aswell.

                          @Princess001 why dont you have a picture of your self as profile? are you ashamed of what God have created?

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                          • Princess001
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Nov 2011
                            • 131

                            #14
                            Re: Should a woman shave her legs?

                            Originally posted by Voll_EQ View Post
                            I have no clue what so ever, it seems that more and more women like to discuss their choises, also i have noticed more and more women in the MEN ONLY fora's.

                            Well back to the subject, as it is indviduel what each man like, my wife needs to be shaved, as i am not found og hair. Even she have the size of a Gorilla she dont need to look like one aswell.

                            @Princess001 why dont you have a picture of your self as profile? are you ashamed of what God have created?
                            No not at all! I just love what God created in Carrie Prejean sooooo much...so much

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                            • Voll_EQ
                              Forum Member
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 152

                              #15
                              Re: Should a woman shave her legs?

                              Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
                              No not at all! I just love what God created in Carrie Prejean sooooo much...so much
                              True God did a good job, on the otherhand all jobs God does are good.

                              I am still sorry that you are so shamefull, it almost seams that you are jealous

                              Proverbs 14:30

                              A sound heart is the life of the flesh: but envy the rottenness of the bones.


                              James 3:16

                              For where envying and strife is, there is confusion and every evil work.

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