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    All Irish Are Homos Now

    Well, it's official. Whereas the Pope of Rome once ruled the Irish, now they are ruled directly by satan. And they voted to make that choice. I knew the Irish were dim-witted and inbred, but I had no idea that they would all vote to turn queer.
    Huge Republic of Ireland vote for gay marriage

    The Republic of Ireland has voted overwhelmingly to legalise same-sex marriage in a historic referendum.

    More than 62% voted in favour of amending the country's constitution to allow gay and lesbian couples to marry.

    It is the first country in the world to legalise same-sex marriage through a popular vote.

    Irish Prime Minister Enda Kenny said it was a "small country with a big message for equality" around the world.

    The referendum was held 22 years after homosexual acts were decriminalised in the Republic of Ireland.

    Same-sex marriage is now legal in 20 countries worldwide.

    BBC Ireland correspondent Chris Buckler said the atmosphere at Dublin Castle, where thousands of people gathered to watch the results being announced, was more like a festival than a referendum result.
    A festival? What is there to celebrate when you have assured yourself a place in hellfire?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: All Irish Are Homos Now

    Presumably, this atrocity is a result of many generations of exposure to the priests of the Roman Pope.
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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      Re: All Irish Are Homos Now

      Sadly, I was afraid this day might come.

      In my thirty years as a flamboyant and profligate sissy (primarily as a bottom queen), of the thousands of fellow degenerates that I allowed inside me, nearly half were drunken micks. In any big city, when at a loss for "normal" anonymous queers, it was never difficult to find a fire-crotch paddy that would agree to couple for a quick sodomy tryst in the bushes.

      I imagine that when you have so many fags that are part of the "popular vote" anyway, this is inevitable. A democratic society, where people truly have freedom, must be based on the rules of God in His Word. It's the only recipe for happiness and prosperity.

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      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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        Re: All Irish Are Homos Now

        I have long feared for the souls of the Irish people, so this does not really change my feeling about that splaying green ghetto. That being said, they were terrible at straight marriage; I don't see how they are supposed to manage queer marriage. The way homos bounce off of one anus and into another makes marriage basically impossible.
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        • #5
          Re: All Irish Are Homos Now

          Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
          I imagine that when you have so many fags that are part of the "popular vote" anyway, this is inevitable. A democratic society, where people truly have freedom, must be based on the rules of God in His Word. It's the only recipe for happiness and prosperity.
          This is my fear for America. Because the Gay Agenda has worked its way into our public schools, more and more Americans have grown up believing sodomy is as normal and healthy as brushing one's teeth. How can they possibly know what's good for society when they don't know what's good for themselves? The young people these days don't know the value of hard work, they're looking for the next source of immediate gratification.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              Re: All Irish Are Homos Now

              Just want y'all to know. There is *one* straight guy in Ireland, (I heard). I couldn't actually *find* him, but I did look.

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              • #8
                Re: All Irish Are Homos Now

                My first thought was that the irish now extinct because they won't do children anymore. On the other side they can always adopt african children. Imagine a mixture of ginger and black. Not something i want to see in Church to be honest.
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                • #9
                  Re: All Irish Are Homos Now

                  Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                  My first thought was that the irish now extinct because they won't do children anymore. On the other side they can always adopt african children. Imagine a mixture of ginger and black. Not something i want to see in Church to be honest.

                  I have heard of "Black Irish". Maybe that is what they are talking about.
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                  • #10
                    Re: All Irish Are Homos Now

                    The tragedy is that every single marriage (i.e. real marriage) is now completely ruined and debased.
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