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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #1

    Dutch Legalize Fornication as Legal Tender

    I know that you will all join me in revulsion at THIS news: The vile Dutch have now legalized fornication as legal tender.

    Dutch driving instructors can now accept SEX as payment

    Driving instructors in Holland are now legally allowed to accept sex as payment for lessons.

    Yes – that’s 100% correct.

    The new law, called ‘Ride for a Ride’, has just been introduced by the Dutch government for any student as long as they are over the age of 18.

    Prostitution is legal in Holland, if the person has a valid escort licence and pays their taxes on a self-employment basis, with this new law taking things one step further.

    But not everyone is impressed by the ruling.

    Gert-Jan Segers, from the conservative Christian Union Party, tabled a question to the Dutch parliament saying the practice should remain illegal.

    Responding, Netherlands Transport Minister Melanie Schultz van Haegen and Justice minister Ard van der Steur said: ‘It’s not about offering sexual activities for remuneration, but offering a driving lesson.

    ‘It is important that the initiative lies with the driving instructor, and focuses on offering a driving lesson, with the payment provided in sexual acts.

    ‘When a sexual act is offered in lieu of financial payment, that is prostitution.’

    Web searches for ‘Ride for a Ride’ have apparently increased after the law got the green light.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • Titus Templeton
    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
    Jesus macht frei
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 5912

    #2
    Re: Dutch Legalize Fornication as Legal Tender

    They don't even drive real cars over there.
    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
    -Holocaust Jokes
    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22847

      #3
      Re: Dutch Legalize Fornication as Legal Tender

      Responding, Netherlands Transport Minister Melanie Schultz van Haegen and Justice minister Ard van der Steur said: ‘It’s not about offering sexual activities for remuneration, but offering a driving lesson.
      I am reminded of the story of Judah and Tamar (Gen:38) In which after promising his son to Tamar and then being too busy to get around to the actual arrangements, Tamar dresses as a harlot and when a preoccupied Judah comes along and sees her, he does not recognize her and she offers Judah a "going-in-unto" session with her, the price being a kid from Judah's flock*.

      Now although this is just one story from the family tree of Jesus, there is an need to make a distinction. The fact that Judah was a shepherd and offered her a kid, isn't the same as being a driving instructor and offering someone a free lesson by any means.

      No. In the Dutch case, the young harlot gets the "going-in-unto" after the driving lesson as an option. Whereas Tamar demanded a kid for the "going-in-unto".

      I hope this is clear, because the Dutch are godless and disgusting.


      * the story end happily with laughter all round because although it turns out that although Tamar is pregnant and this is proof of her being a harlot and therefore Judah rightly says she should be burned, when he finds out he is the father, all is forgiven and a good laugh is had by all.
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      • baptistislove21
        Searching for Salvation
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2015
        • 39

        #4
        Re: Dutch Legalize Fornication as Legal Tender

        this surely can't be true. what has this world come to? first miley cyrus and now this? gross.

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        • Alvin Moss
          Serving Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4468

          #5
          Re: Dutch Legalize Fornication as Legal Tender

          They are on the pot over there. Ever since smoking the marijuana became the national pastime, public morals have plummeted. First, they legalized the harlotry. Now, they are trading sex to pay off minor bills. A lot of godless places in America have been legalizing the pot lately. Pretty soon they will be trading sex for the rent. It's just a matter of time.
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: Dutch Legalize Fornication as Legal Tender

            I can see how a lot of people are going to want to become driving instructors.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #7
              Re: Dutch Legalize Fornication as Legal Tender

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              I can see how a lot of people are going to want to become driving instructors.
              What I wonder is where this perversion is going to stop. If a driving instructor accepts sexual services as his or her fee, how will they in turn pay their mortgage, buy groceries for their families, pay their servants, and replace their Volvo when it breaks down? The implications are staggering. Sweden will become a nation of fornicators! Currency will be abolished! Soon factory workers will be paid in sexual trysts! School children will be forced into degeneracy just to pay their lunch money!

              And how will a Pastor receive his tithes?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • WilliamJenningsBryan
                True Christian™
                 
                • Jan 2007
                • 9384

                #8
                Re: Dutch Legalize Fornication as Legal Tender

                I think this might be an opportunity in disguise here. We need to get Free Market Fred's economists to have a look at this, maybe doing some arbitrage and derivative analysis and ultimately establish a more modern market price for women.
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