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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!!

    I thought this had to be a joke but I saw in the Jew York Times so it has to be true.
    The town council of Randers in central Denmark has now responded strongly, voting to make the meat “mandatory” for the purposes of upholding Danish culture.
    The said they wanted to ensure municipal institutions such as nurseries provided “Danish food culture as a central part of the offering – including serving pork on an equal footing with other foods”.
    A Danish town has made it mandatory for public institutions such as schools to serve pork, in the latest development of what has become know as the Nordic |


    God bless them.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22878

    #2
    Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!!

    Very clever. Muslims, Jews and Vegetarians all in one net. Can you think of something that would bring in Catholics?

    All of them are communists in one way or another.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • I Man Rastafari
      Possibly retarded pothead
      • Oct 2015
      • 1019

      #3
      Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!!

      All this time I have thought of the pig as the white man's tainted meat to seduce and subjugate the Black man and now I find that the white man also eats of the pig.
      Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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      • Jim Farmer
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2014
        • 2293

        #4
        Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!!

        What a great idea. There are certain food items that should be mandatory in all American institutions too - Hamburgers, hot dogs, Coke, bacon and of course, Freedom Fries. Maybe bananas too, because they remind us of God's perfect design.

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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9384

          #5
          Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!!

          Praise Jesus! This is about the only thing that is going to save Europe from turning mooselimb. Europeans in the past have always had a strong connection with pork in their culture and art, and upholding their pork culture will surely send the mooselimbs fleeing back to their squalor countries - thus solving the Europe immigration crisis.

          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • VictoryOS
            True Christian™ Beauty Queen
             
            • Dec 2007
            • 5388

            #6
            Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!!

            Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
            All this time I have thought of the pig as the white man's tainted meat to seduce and subjugate the Black man and now I find that the white man also eats of the pig.
            Why does it always have to be that way with you people? Anything that happens, you say, "Oh, dey be tryin to hold da black man down." If a white person says anything you have to ask why we "be hatin". I'm tired of it!

            Let me ask you a question, Mr. Smarty. If we're trying to hold you down, then why did we drag you out of the Ooga-Booga jungles and bring you to the greatest country of all, the U.S. of A.?

            Sorry to change the subject, everyone. I'm just tired of the slander.
            Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
            in 2016

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            • Witch Hammer
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 1717

              #7
              Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!!

              Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
              All this time I have thought of the pig as the white man's tainted meat to seduce and subjugate the Black man and now I find that the white man also eats of the pig.
              Put a chitterlin' in it, boy!

              As the scriptures say, negroe management is a thankless enough job, why make it harder on us by constantly grousing?
              Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you. Hebrews 13:17

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              • I Man Rastafari
                Possibly retarded pothead
                • Oct 2015
                • 1019

                #8
                Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!!

                Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                Why does it always have to be that way with you people? Anything that happens, you say, "Oh, dey be tryin to hold da black man down." If a white person says anything you have to ask why we "be hatin". I'm tired of it!

                Let me ask you a question, Mr. Smarty. If we're trying to hold you down, then why did we drag you out of the Ooga-Booga jungles and bring you to the greatest country of all, the U.S. of A.?

                Sorry to change the subject, everyone. I'm just tired of the slander.

                The white man robbed the Black man from his home in Africa to slave in the cotton fields of Babylon. I myself came here to Babylon to be educated at the University of Wisconsin which I am attending on scholarship. My own forbearers were mostly Kings and Queens in Africa but they were robbed to Jamaica to slave in the cane fields for the white people from Spain. If the white people would kindly pay us for our generations of servitude the Black man would gladly go back to Africa which is our natural home.
                Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #9
                  Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!!

                  Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                  Why does it always have to be that way with you people? Anything that happens, you say, "Oh, dey be tryin to hold da black man down." If a white person says anything you have to ask why we "be hatin". I'm tired of it!

                  Let me ask you a question, Mr. Smarty. If we're trying to hold you down, then why did we drag you out of the Ooga-Booga jungles and bring you to the greatest country of all, the U.S. of A.?

                  Sorry to change the subject, everyone. I'm just tired of the slander.
                  I'm tired of the slander too. In this country you can persecute Christians, but God Forbid you say anything negative about the colored folk, they riot in the streets and wave around guns, both real and toy. It's all very disconcerting to decent people, and most especially troubling to fair, naturally attractive women, like you and I.
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2014
                    • 1330

                    #10
                    Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!!

                    Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                    Why does it always have to be that way with you people? Anything that happens, you say, "Oh, dey be tryin to hold da black man down." If a white person says anything you have to ask why we "be hatin". I'm tired of it!

                    Let me ask you a question, Mr. Smarty. If we're trying to hold you down, then why did we drag you out of the Ooga-Booga jungles and bring you to the greatest country of all, the U.S. of A.?

                    Sorry to change the subject, everyone. I'm just tired of the slander.
                    You poor dear. I agree with you. In California, the amount of negros, messicans, and single moms on welfare that believe they are better than me and bash God-fearing women like me is exhausting. Thank goodness for Mr. Trump!
                    "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                    • VictoryOS
                      True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                       
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 5388

                      #11
                      Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!!

                      Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
                      The white man robbed the Black man from his home in Africa to slave in the cotton fields of Babylon. I myself came here to Babylon to be educated at the University of Wisconsin which I am attending on scholarship. My own forbearers were mostly Kings and Queens in Africa but they were robbed to Jamaica to slave in the cane fields for the white people from Spain. If the white people would kindly pay us for our generations of servitude the Black man would gladly go back to Africa which is our natural home.
                      The generations of welfare checks should be payment enough.
                      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                      in 2016

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555

                        #12
                        Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!!

                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Titus Templeton
                          Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                          Jesus macht frei
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2010
                          • 5912

                          #13
                          Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!!

                          And then you realise that pigs are more hygienic then muslims.
                          -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                          -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                          -Holocaust Jokes
                          -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                          -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                          -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                          -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                          -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                          • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                            An old soul
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2013
                            • 4955

                            #14
                            Re: Mandatory pork, NOT A JOKE!!!

                            The only more Godly food than bacon is pork rinds.



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