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  • BrotherLarry
    Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2248

    #1

    Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame

    The pipe bombs that assaulted God’s favorite country today are the result of so called same sex marriage. The Bible says to lay with a man as with a woman is abomination nation. A bomb a nation. Obamanation. Scientific proof of the facts here are available but I am running out of time. Jesus still reigns on the Throne. If I were gay I would pray. The Bible tells us to pray. I would love to tell you where but time is short.
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen
  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
     
    • Jul 2014
    • 8374

    #2
    Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame

    Brother Larry, my eldest twins James and John (12) asked me why the Democrats were mailing explosives to each other. They pointed out that there would be no point in anyone else even bothering to do it, what with them not being in power. Is this just some sort of internecine petulance? If so, I think we can safely disregard it.
    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12921

      #3
      Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame

      I've heard from reliable sources that all this debacle is a liberal hoax. The Democrats love feeling like victims (very different from Christians, who actually are victims), and it seems they did it just to justify their unending whining.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • BibleReader2231
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jul 2018
        • 567

        #4
        Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame

        First democrats make a mockery of the Supreme Court Judge nomination process with lies involving Christine Blasey Ford and now they're lying about being targeted with explosives by conservatives. In my opinion, all libs do is lie. Donald Trump would never direct his followers to do harmful acts to journalists, democrats, or ANYONE because he is a heavenly evangelical. I mean sure it would be nice to hear on the news that the world was rid of Nobama, Shillary, CNN, and especial George Corruptin' Sore Loser Soros but never by the hands of Republicans. Republicans don't have a mob mentality. Just look at them singing this great song in unison.



        Edit: oh dear I can't embed it so here's the link. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HwmweSQX9GM
        My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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        • Dana723
          Forum member
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2017
          • 771

          #5
          Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame

          Wow, I had not thought of it that way. It makes total sense! Thanks, Brother Larry!
          Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
          1 Corinthians 11:13

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          • Johny Joe Hold
            Mayor of Freehold
             
            • Feb 2010
            • 12417

            #6
            Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame

            Originally posted by Dana723 View Post
            Wow, I had not thought of it that way. It makes total sense! Thanks, Brother Larry!
            I'm glad there are Bible reading conservatives in this country who can interpret current events accurately. When a Democrat says someone sent him/her a pipe bomb we know its a hoax. But lots of no-nothing liberals believe it.

            As the old saying goes, "It's all politics."
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame

              I'm guessing that the F.B.I. already had the bomber on its radar and dropped the ball again with this investigation.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14201

                #8
                Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame

                The pipe bomb has a distinct papist note to it. People go on about "co-incidences" but just because two events occur around the same time can we really say it's a co-incidence?

                https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45956512

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                • BrotherLarry
                  Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2014
                  • 2248

                  #9
                  Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame

                  Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                  The pipe bomb has a distinct papist note to it. People go on about "co-incidences" but just because two events occur around the same time can we really say it's a co-incidence?

                  https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45956512

                  Blame the gays, blame the catlicks. What's the difference?


                  You are right, though, Sister. If the homer isn't responsible, it's the papist - and sometimes both.
                  Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                  “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                  Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                  Amen and Amen

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                  • BibleReader2231
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jul 2018
                    • 567

                    #10
                    Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame

                    Now Roberto De Paranoidio is claiming he got one. Lookin for sympathy much? On that note, has Pastor Ezekiel come out with an official statement yet? My Pa and I have been waiting for a while for an official statement from the godliest Pastor in America.
                    My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22847

                      #11
                      Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame

                      Pastor Zeke has it from a good source that this is a false flag operation - the Demoncrats sent the bombs to themselves. They knew they would be intercepted because they sent them to the security offices of those involved - they knew nobody would be hurt.

                      They have done this to give some credence to their own "Fake News Polit Bureau" and as a cheap way of trying to silence the free speech of our President.
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • BrotherLarry
                        Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2014
                        • 2248

                        #12
                        Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame

                        Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                        Brother Larry, my eldest twins James and John (12) asked me why the Democrats were mailing explosives to each other. They pointed out that there would be no point in anyone else even bothering to do it, what with them not being in power. Is this just some sort of internecine petulance? If so, I think we can safely disregard it.

                        I would love to spend some alone time with James and John to explain every detail of this situation. Perhaps I could fly them over? Let me know when their next school holiday is.


                        I'll teach them to make s'mores!
                        Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                        “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                        Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                        Amen and Amen

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                        • Basilissa
                          South of the Border outreach program
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 12921

                          #13
                          Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame

                          Our President () said that the media are to blame for the 10 (and counting) bombs that were sent to people who are his personal enemies:

                          Trump then partially blamed the media for the politically charged bomb scare and the country’s divide.
                          “As part of a larger national effort to bridge our divides and bring people together, the media also has a responsibility to set a civil tone and to stop the endless hostility and constant negative and oftentimes false attacks and stories,” Trump added. “They’ve got to stop, bring people together.”
                          Source: (proceed with caution, it is one of them FAKE NEWS outlets)

                          I totally agree with this assessment. If the media weren't endlessly dwelling about what our Godly President said about whom, there would be much less negativity in the media.
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29446

                            #14
                            Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame

                            I can tell you one thing for sure, had the bombs been made by a Christian, they would of worked. None of this mamby-pamby plastic pipe and fireworks gunpowder, C4, iron pipe, ball bearings all the good stuff.

                            Correct spelling and addresses too!
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                              True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                               
                              • Jul 2014
                              • 8374

                              #15
                              Re: Today’s explosive devices: Gays are to blame

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              Correct spelling and addresses too!
                              Well quite, Brother! When I mail a gift to a friend, I don't send it via CNN!

                              <to everyone except Brother Larry: pardon me for going off-topic but this needs dealing with>
                              Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
                              I would love to spend some alone time with James and John to explain every detail of this situation.

                              My husband has already spoken to you about suggestions like this. Would you like me to pass on this request too?
                              Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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