As of today, Brazil (one of the small landlocked countries in ungodly South America) has a new president. His name (Jair Bolsonaro) is too long to remember, so I'll just refer to him as "Brazilian Trump" - simple, easy to remember, and surprisingly accurate. Brazilian Trump is one of the Truest True Christians™ who try to put
in ungodly South America. He's deeply religious, loves guns (especially the kind that is pointed at Indians and other political opponents), hates homosexuals, wants to put women in their place, and will defend the country from communist influence even if he has to establish a dictatorship to prevent commies from winning future elections.
The one thing that prevents Brazil from moving from shithole country status to first world country status, are the Indians living in the Amazon rain forest. The same way as
became a world power after we took care of the Indians via genocide, starvation, and decades of forced assimilation, Brazil will move up by getting rid of its Indians. They are a vanishing race, anyway, and modern world has no use for them - neither for the Amazon rain forest they inhabit.
Hence, Brazilian Trump has a brilliant idea which make the vanishing race, well, vanish even sooner:
Yes indeed! Move the Indians to cities where they can be used as cheap labor, and cut the whole rain forest to profit the 1%, that is a recipe for a True Success™!

The one thing that prevents Brazil from moving from shithole country status to first world country status, are the Indians living in the Amazon rain forest. The same way as

Hence, Brazilian Trump has a brilliant idea which make the vanishing race, well, vanish even sooner:
Originally posted by Reuters

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