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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22847

    #46
    Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

    Originally posted by Seraph View Post
    You speak of fact. Facts can be proven. So do your best to prove to me that eternal hell exists.
    http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/hellreal.htm OK Sinner?
    Listen up, you cannot convince me that the god that you worship actually exists and is real.
    You say that because you live in a near communist state that gives you welfare, drugs, tulips, windmills and prostitutes from the cradle to the grave. Your idiot Queen Bertha does nothing to help you get to heaven. Since childhood, you have been denied the Wisdom of God – we have a long way to go to help you, but we True Christians™ do not give up easily.
    For me, a god should be like a parent:
    I can understand that – did your parents leave you at the police station when they found you were a little atheist?
    You guys insulted me and my hometown when you posted this topic with your disgusting comments.
    Pride is not a pleasant thing and the Word of God is not always easy to accept.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Seraph
      Unsaved trash, aka "Frenchie"
      • Apr 2009
      • 55

      #47
      Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      Nope, sorry. You use scriptures from a book that has not been proven to hold the truth. You think it does, but thinking does not make something true.
      Besides, the best way to prove something is by using an unbiased source. You are not.

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      You say that because you live in a near communist state that gives you welfare, drugs, tulips, windmills and prostitutes from the cradle to the grave. Your idiot Queen Bertha does nothing to help you get to heaven. Since childhood, you have been denied the Wisdom of God – we have a long way to go to help you, but we True Christians™ do not give up easily.
      Cool, lets see who has the longest breath I'll be like that pesky fly that zooms when you lie in bed, keeping you out of your sleep, but when you search, you cannot find me.

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      I can understand that – did your parents leave you at the police station when they found you were a little atheist?
      Nope, my parents love me and I think they did a pretty good job raising me (and seeing as I have some knowledge in developmental psychology, I think that says a lot).
      By the way, I said a parent, not my parent. It's a metaphor actually, have your parents learned you what that is?

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      Pride is not a pleasant thing and the Word of God is not always easy to accept.
      You basicly jump up and down, because people died and others are in pain (both only physically but also emotionally). People who you do not know anything about, but you still judge them. You do it only a few hours after the actual assault. What has that to do with pride? (that is a rhetorical question, and the answer is nothing at all Thought I help you guys just a little).

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #48
        Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

        So, what do you think was the cause of the disaster? Drugs?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Seraph
          Unsaved trash, aka "Frenchie"
          • Apr 2009
          • 55

          #49
          Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          So, what do you think was the cause of the disaster? Drugs?
          A combination of a stressed man, problems (psychological, but also losing your job, wife and things like that), depression, seeing no way out, lost morals and an oppurtunity. But the investigation is still going on. Unfortunally, the suspect cannot tell us anymore.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #50
            Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

            Once again, this is not a debate forum. Please read THIS thread.

            This is not a debate forum. The purpose of this site is to praise and glorify the Lord, Jesus Christ. It is a place for Christians to fellowship and worship. The goal of the Landover Baptist Church forum is to draw people to Jesus Christ because Scripture confirms that salvation comes only through Him.

            Luke 6:22 tells us that because we preach the True doctrine of Jesus, men shall hate us and call us evil. So naturally, we expect that folks will get their feathers ruffled by some of the things they have to say, and they will come on here to argue with us. Perhaps we have said something that upset you. Maybe it was something I said. If so, then I am sorry that you are upset, but I do not apologize for what I have said. My words and thoughts come from the Holy Scriptures. I didn't write the Bible -- God did. So if my words upset you, then you don't have a problem with me -- you have a problem with God.

            We tend to get two types of dissenters here. Some are calm and reasonable folks who are capable of rational discussion. I personally enjoy discussing religious topics with this sort of person. Others, however, are angry trolls who are just here to flame us. If you are here to flame us, please read this first.
            We know that the Bible is the ultimate "unbiased source" for everything under the sun. "The proof is in the pudding," as you unsaved eurotrash scum like to say. You can't prove otherwise.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #51
              Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

              Prove that hell doesn't exist. Unsaved trash speak of the "fact" that hell doesn't exist, and facts can be proved, right?
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

              Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22847

                #52
                Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

                Originally posted by Seraph View Post
                Nope, sorry. You use scriptures from a book that has not been proven to hold the truth. You think it does, but thinking does not make something true.
                Well, I admit you have caught me there. God prohibits talking to people who are dead, so I can’t ask them. But Jesus did go somewhere in the 3 days he was temporarily dead – that place was Hell. So we know there must be a Hell!
                Besides, the best way to prove something is by using an unbiased source. You are not.
                Now that is stupid. Even a vile atheist like you would look at a science book if you wanted to know about something scientific, yet you say I cannot look at the Bible to teach you about God!!! Sir, you are an idiot and just because you are a foreigner and not American is no excuse!
                You basically jump up and down, because people died and others are in pain (both only physically but also emotionally). People who you do not know anything about, but you still judge them. You do it only a few hours after the actual assault.
                Son, 10 times that many people get bitten by snakes each day and I didn’t hear you saying anything about them.


                God calls people to Heaven or Hell when and how he pleases. He may kill them with swords, by opening the earth, by having them eaten by bears, by drowning, plague, or being given as human sacrifices, etc., etc., (He is very imaginative) and you think that I should cry a river because 2 or three died (none of the American) in a car crash? Get a grip of yourself!

                Now, which Bible verse do you like best? (Don’t choose anything from John – everyone does that.)
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Ugly_Kid_Joe
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 272

                  #53
                  Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

                  Originally posted by Seraph View Post
                  A combination of a stressed man, problems (psychological, but also losing your job, wife and things like that), depression, seeing no way out, lost morals and an oppurtunity. But the investigation is still going on. Unfortunally, the suspect cannot tell us anymore.
                  In other words: a crack junk that lost his grip on reality.
                  And now it appears he died on a overdose!
                  Did you know he smoked cannabis? They found traces in his blood!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552

                    #54
                    Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

                    Originally posted by Ugly_Kid_Joe View Post
                    In other words: a crack junk that lost his grip on reality.
                    And now it appears he died on a overdose!
                    Did you know he smoked cannabis? They found traces in his blood!
                    All those Swedes are high on narcotics. Probably their "queen" too.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #55
                      Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

                      Well, we know that there are some queens over there who are high right now.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Ugly_Kid_Joe
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 272

                        #56
                        Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        All those Swedes are high on narcotics. Probably their "queen" too.
                        Undoubtably, Pastor Ezekiel!
                        Her haircut shows she must have cut it all by herself in a very weird way. Probably when she got all paranoid from the drugs.

                        She certainly has red eyes, like all those hippies, and looks like a "stoner" in this picture I borrowed from a newspaper in Sweden: (De Volkskrant)


                        That freaky smile...

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #57
                          Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

                          Now you guys are just being mean. She looks like a nice old lady. She's probably rich, too.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Ugly_Kid_Joe
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 272

                            #58
                            Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            Now you guys are just being mean. She looks like a nice old lady. She's probably rich, too.
                            It's not like I condemn her for her appearance, sorry if it seems that way. It's just something I noticed.

                            But yes, rich she is. I wonder if it is income from tax money or drug dealing on a large scale though...
                            It keeps making me wonder about that when I look at the ammount of drug users in Europe.

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #59
                              Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

                              Aren't all those drug dens taxed? That must be some big money.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Seraph
                                Unsaved trash, aka "Frenchie"
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 55

                                #60
                                Re: Last warning for Swedish Queen from Baby Jesus!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Once again, this is not a debate forum. Please read THIS thread.



                                We know that the Bible is the ultimate "unbiased source" for everything under the sun. "The proof is in the pudding," as you unsaved eurotrash scum like to say. You can't prove otherwise.
                                Wow, I found a post where I agree with you. Or at least the final sentence. You cannot prove that what the bible says is true, other that believing in it. And that is what makes the difference between you and me.

                                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                                Prove that hell doesn't exist. Unsaved trash speak of the "fact" that hell doesn't exist, and facts can be proved, right?
                                Other than the fact that it has nowhere been mentioned other than in a book, and that there are no records of such place anywhere?

                                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                Well, I admit you have caught me there. God prohibits talking to people who are dead, so I can’t ask them. But Jesus did go somewhere in the 3 days he was temporarily dead – that place was Hell. So we know there must be a Hell!
                                If even Jesus went to hell, there is no hope for all other people .

                                Now that is stupid. Even a vile atheist like you would look at a science book if you wanted to know about something scientific, yet you say I cannot look at the Bible to teach you about God!!!
                                Sir, you are an idiot and just because you are a foreigner and not American is no excuse!
                                I would look it in yes, but that does not mean that what it says is true. The only difference between a science book and the bible is that studies actually describe how to replicate findings, so that people can see for their own eyes that it is true, if they wanted.

                                Son, 10 times that many people get bitten by snakes each day and I didn’t hear you saying anything about them.
                                God calls people to Heaven or Hell when and how he pleases. He may kill them with swords, by opening the earth, by having them eaten by bears, by drowning, plague, or being given as human sacrifices, etc., etc., (He is very imaginative) and you think that I should cry a river because 2 or three died (none of the American) in a car crash? Get a grip of yourself!
                                Exactly, you did not hear me about those people. While it is sad that those people died, I did not say anything about it. However, you did say anything: You said they deserved it, and actually enjoyed this happening.
                                So do not tell me that I am insensitive!

                                Now, which Bible verse do you like best? (Don’t choose anything from John – everyone does that.)
                                Originally posted by Ugly_Kid_Joe View Post
                                In other words: a crack junk that lost his grip on reality.
                                And now it appears he died on a overdose!
                                Did you know he smoked cannabis? They found traces in his blood!
                                Get your facts straight. He died of braindamage due to the crash into 2 gates and the monument.
                                Yes there were traces in his blood. However, those stay in his blood for a couple of weeks, so it does not mean he was under influence of it.

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                All those Swedes are high on narcotics. Probably their "queen" too.
                                I would not know about Sweden, but in the Netherlands not everyone is on drugs.

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