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  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392

    #1

    JESUS provides for Israel yet again!

    Since 1949 Israel has been an energy-poor nation, dependent on its hostile a-rab neighbors for its energy needs. Well Jesus had enough of that and put 16 trillion cubic feet of natural gas under their seabed! Enough to meet Israel's energy need for a century! Eat that terrorists!!

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/31/wo...leviathan.html

    Gas Field Confirmed Off Coast of Israel

    JERUSALEM — Exploratory drilling off Israel's northern coast this week has confirmed the existence of a major natural gas field — one of the world’s largest offshore gas finds of the past decade — leading the country’s infrastructure minister to call it “the most important energy news since the founding of the state.”



    Houston-based Noble Energy, which is working with several Israeli partner companies, said that the field, named Leviathan, has at least 16 trillion cubic feet of gas at a likely market value of tens of billions of dollars and should turn Israel into an energy exporter.
    “If it acts correctly, levelheadedly and responsibly, Israel can enjoy not only the benefit of using the gas, but it can also turn into a gas supplier in the Mediterranean region,” the infrastructure minister, Uzi Landau, said in a statement. “The large reserves of natural gas will enable Israel’s citizens to enjoy the benefit of clean and inexpensive electricity, as well as the expected profits for the state.”
    The find means that Israel, with a long history of dependence on foreign energy, and hostility and boycotts from many of the biggest energy powers, could find itself in a much more advantageous position in the coming decade.
    Shout GLORY!!
  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2241

    #2
    Re: JESUS provides for Israel yet again!

    Wow, this will aggravate the pagan Muslims! I hope many of them choke to death on their own bile!

    It would be nice if a few covetous Jews would accept Jesus too, but I suppose that is too much to ask for . . .
    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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    • Gabriel Reproba
      Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
      The Most Honest Lawyer in America
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2479

      #3
      Re: JESUS provides for Israel yet again!

      Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
      Wow, this will aggravate the pagan Muslims! I hope many of them choke to death on their own bile!

      It would be nice if a few covetous Jews would accept Jesus too, but I suppose that is too much to ask for . . .

      Well we need at least 144,000 of them to fulfill prophesy!
      Yours In Christ,

      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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      • Titus Templeton
        Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
        Jesus macht frei
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2010
        • 5912

        #4
        Re: JESUS provides for Israel yet again!

        That is enough gas to burn all of the palestinians! I say the time has come to send those terrorists straight to Hell!
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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: JESUS provides for Israel yet again!

          Hmm, and what nation provides Israel with the ability to continue to exist, and therefore should reap the benefits of steeply-discounted energy?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Brother Enoch
            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2008
            • 4392

            #6
            Re: JESUS provides for Israel yet again!

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            Hmm, and what nation provides Israel with the ability to continue to exist, and therefore should reap the benefits of steeply-discounted energy?
            Yep. Besides, what does Israel know about drilling for oil or natural gas anyway? They've never had any before. Who are they going to go to? The Norwegians? No reason to trust them after the failure of the Oslo accord. All they're left with is America. Their mot trusted ally. Hell, we can Jew the Jews!!

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