[mick.ryan]

Re: Bill O'Reilly OWNS Atheist: "You can't explain the tides!"

For the life of me I cannot figure out why you people can just follow what people say blindly.

I find this funny coming from someone who was once told that 2 of every single animal on the earth could fit on one boat made by one very old man in order to survive a huge flood that an invisible man was using as a tool to kill of every person he ever created, and still believes that to this day. This whole forum site is hilarious, you guys keep living your lives worried about sinning and bullshit, us atheist will actually enjoy our lives.

[mick.ryan]

Re: Bill O'Reilly OWNS Atheist: "You can't explain the tides!"

Your hypocrisy is showing. All Bill's arguments are "I CAN SPEAK LOUDER THAN YOU AND BE MORE OBNOXIOUS", so you can't really say anything about volume.

I freaking love you, man.

[Zechariah Smyth]

I freaking love you, man.

This is not a homo dating site.

(Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Didymus Much]

Re: Bill O'Reilly OWNS Atheist: "You can't explain the tides!"

I find this funny coming from someone who was once told that 2 of every single animal on the earth could fit on one boat made by one very old man...

Well, the Bible says it took him 100 years, of course he was old.

...in order to survive a huge flood that an invisible man was using as a tool to kill of every person he ever created, and still believes that to this day. This whole forum site is hilarious, you guys keep living your lives worried about sinning and bullshit, us atheist will actually enjoy our lives....

Enjoying your life involves signing onto an internet church's forum to spew hatred at people who only want you to read a book?

[mick.ryan]

Re: Bill O'Reilly OWNS Atheist: "You can't explain the tides!"

This is not a homo dating site.

Who said love had to be sensual? Based on your logic, assuming you love your dada means you're having homosexual relations with him. I don't think your "God" would be too happy with that, now would he?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Bill O'Reilly OWNS Atheist: "You can't explain the tides!"

Who said love had to be sensual? Based on your logic, assuming you love your dada means you're having homosexual relations with him. I don't think your "God" would be too happy with that, now would he?

God said to love your neighbor, not some fag you met on the internet!

[Zechariah Smyth]

God said to love your neighbor, not some fag you met on the internet!

Amen Brother Billy Bob!

I said NOTHING about love. Can't these satanists READ?

YiC,

Zech
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[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Bill O'Reilly OWNS Atheist: "You can't explain the tides!"

I find this funny coming from someone who was once told that 2 of every single animal on the earth could fit on one boat made by one very old man in order to survive a huge flood that an invisible man was using as a tool to kill of every person he ever created, and still believes that to this day. This whole forum site is hilarious, you guys keep living your lives worried about sinning and bullshit, us atheist will actually enjoy our lives.

Goes to show what you know!

Genesis 7 1And the LORD said unto Noah, Come thou and all thy house into the ark; for thee have I seen righteous before me in this generation. 2Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that are not clean by two, the male and his female. 3Of fowls also of the air by sevens, the male and the female; to keep seed alive upon the face of all the earth. 4For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth. 5And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

Noah actually took seven pairs of the clean animals and two pairs of the unclean animals. People get confused with this bit.

Genesis 7 15And they went in unto Noah into the ark, two and two of all flesh, wherein is the breath of life. 16And they that went in, went in male and female of all flesh, as God had commanded him: and the LORD shut him in.

That just underlines that God had thought of everything needed to replenish the Earth and made sure all the animals had someone to breed with.

You really need to read the Bible properly if you're going to appreciate the magnitude of the miracle God wrought here instead of downplaying it.

PRAISE!

[ObviousRetardIsObvious]

Re: Bill O'Reilly OWNS Atheist: "You can't explain the tides!"

Genesis 6
6:11 The earth also was corrupt before God, and the earth was filled with violence.
6:12 And God looked upon the earth, and, behold, it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted his way upon the earth.
6:13 And God said unto Noah, The end of all flesh is come before me; for the earth is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the earth.
(God kills everyone because they're too violent)

Numbers
23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.
(Yea. Unicorns.)

Exodus
30:20 When they go into the tabernacle of the congregation, they shall wash with water, that they die not; or when they come near to the altar to minister, to burn offering made by fire unto the LORD:
(Of course people die when their hands aren't washed)

Proverbs 17:22
A merry heart doeth good like a medicine.
Ecclesiastes 7:3-4
Sorrow is better than laughter: for by the sadness of the countenance the heart is made better. The heart of the wise is in the house of mourning; but the heart of fools is in the house of mirth.

Exodus 20:14, Deuteronomy 5:18
Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Hosea 1:2
And the Lord said to Hosea, Go, take unto thee a wife of whoredoms....

Genesis 1:27
God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
Genesis 2:20-22
And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him. And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

God has only one son (Jesus).
He that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. -- John 3:18
God sent his only begotten son into the world. -- 1 John 4:9
Adam was also God's son.
Adam, which was the son of God. Luke 3:38
Some of God's sons had sex with women producing a race of giants.
That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose. ... There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them. -- Genesis 6:2-4
Satan and his companions were sons of God.
The sons of God came to present themselves before the Lord, and Satan came also among them. Job 1:6
Again there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan came also among them to present himself before the LORD. -- Job 2:1
God's sons were present when the universe was created.
Whereupon are the foundations thereof fastened? or who laid the corner stone thereof; When the morning stars sang together, and all the sons of God shouted for joy? -- Job 38:6-7
Christians are God's sons.
But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God. -- John 1:12

Need I say more? Stop quoting the Bible while it's full of contradictions and absurdities.

Also, and as to the tides: http://science.howstuffworks.com/env...tide-cause.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tide

http://home.hiwaay.net/~krcool/Astro/moon/moontides/

http://scienceblogs.com/startswithabang/2010/02/how_tides_work.php

<---- LOL

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Bill O'Reilly OWNS Atheist: "You can't explain the tides!"

*** the same copy-and-paste we've seen a million times ***

Instead of copying and pasting the work of others and not giving proper attribution (i.e., plagiarism), how about using your OWN brain for once instead of parroting things you don't even begin to understand?

After you make your introduction over in the Introduction Forum, of course.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Bill O'Reilly OWNS Atheist: "You can't explain the tides!"

Instead of copying and pasting the work of others and not giving proper attribution (i.e., plagiarism), how about using your OWN brain for once instead of parroting things you don't even begin to understand?

After you make your introduction over in the Introduction Forum, of course.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

What's he trying to say? Is he trying to get us to hedge on whether unicorns existed or not? Of course they existed.

God did kill everyone except a few people and selected animals.

Yes, there were giants, the Bible tells us so.

This isn't even news to us. We know the Bible inside and out. He's going to have to do a lot better than that, don't you think?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Bill O'Reilly OWNS Atheist: "You can't explain the tides!"

There are no contradictions in the Bible. The Bible is not some Harry Potter story!
You are just taking it all out out of context. What did Jesus ever do to you to warrant such hatred?

[ObviousRetardIsObvious]

Re: Bill O'Reilly OWNS Atheist: "You can't explain the tides!"

[QUOTE=Redeemed Papist;822032]
God did kill everyone except a few people and selected animals.

I believe Thou shalt not kill is a commandment
I believe genocide is a sin

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Bill O'Reilly OWNS Atheist: "You can't explain the tides!"

I believe Thou shalt not kill is a commandment
I believe genocide is a sin

It means, Thou shalt not murder. Here is a list of capital crimes in the Bible. It isn't murder if God orders it.

• Sacrificing to gods other than Yahweh Exodus 22:20 Leviticus 27:29
• Passing children through the fire Leviticus 20:1-5
• Worshiping Baal Peor Numbers 25:1-9
• False prophecy Deuteronomy 13:1-10 Deuteronomy 17:2-7, 18:20-22
• Necromancy Leviticus 20:27 Leviticus 20:27 Exodus 22:18 Exodus 22:17; Exodus 22:18
• Blasphemy Leviticus 24:10-16
• Sabbath breaking Exodus 31:14 Exodus 35:2 Numbers 15:32-36
• A foreigner (outsider) who gets close to the tabernacle Numbers 3:10, 38

• Rape by a man of a betrothed woman in the countryside Deuteronomy 22:25-27
• Sexual activity with a betrothed woman if she loses her virginity Deuteronomy 22:23-24
• A woman not being a virgin on her wedding night while falsely representing herself as one. Deuteronomy 22:13-21
• Adultery with a married woman. Leviticus 20:10
• Marrying your wife's mother Leviticus 20:14
• Certain forms of incest, namely if it involves the father's wife or a daughter-in-law. Leviticus 20:11-12 Other forms of incest receive lesser punishment; sexual activity with a sister/stepsister is given shunning for a punishment; Leviticus 20:17; if it involves a brother's wife or an uncle's wife it is just cursed Leviticus 20:20-21and sexual activity with an aunt that is a blood relation is flogged. Leviticus 20:19
• Fornication by the daughter of a priest. The punishment is setting her on fire. Leviticus 21:9
• Homosexuality Leviticus 20:13 Leviticus 18:22
• Bestiality Exodus 22:19 Leviticus 20:15-16
• Murder Genesis 9:6 Exodus 21:12-14 Leviticus 24:17-23 Numbers 35:9-34
• Hitting a parent Exodus 21:15
• Cursing (ie back sassing) a parent Exodus 21:17 Leviticus 20:9
• A child who persists in disobeying his parents Deuteronomy 21:18-21
• Kidnapping Exodus 21:16 Deuteronomy 24:7
• Ox-goring Exodus 21:28-32
• Contempt of court Deuteronomy 17:8-13
• False witness to a capital crime Deuteronomy 19:15-21

[ObviousRetardIsObvious]

Re: Bill O'Reilly OWNS Atheist: "You can't explain the tides!"

There are no contradictions in the Bible. The Bible is not some Harry Potter story!
You are just taking it all out out of context. What did Jesus ever do to you to warrant such hatred?

Nothing honestly, I do not believe in organized religion. I will worship god the way I choose to. I will live my life the way I choose to. I don't need a book, or a single man to tell me how I should live or if I'm a good person or not. I don't need extremists telling me I'm unsaved, or I'm trash to God, because I don't share their beliefs. And I don't believe Jesus would want any of the hatred some people on these forms are spewing. If God made us all, AND gave us free will, why would we be damned for being born crippled. Why would we be damned for believing in the same God, just in a different way? This is what I don't understand. The amount of hatred involving religious aspects astounds me these days, not in just Christianity either, but a multitude of faiths.