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As all of you on the Landover Incisive Ethics Symposium organizing committee know, our next action was going to be a huge protest against the p0pe in Madrid this week. This protest against the pedo-in-chief has been secretly developed over the last year and, if all had gone according to plan, would have ended catholicism for good.
Well, we have a rat.
Some wetback found out about it and has been arrested for plotting to murder us all. In shocking news story today it was revealed that a greaseball papist had tried to use his chemistry background to produce poisonous gasses so he could slaughter the tens of thousands of protesters we have organized to march against the Pope in Madrid this week! From the article:
On the bright side, God has seen fit to lead the lazy dago cops in Madrid by the nose to discover this plot. God has protected us again! SHOUT GLORY! On the down side, with the alert level in Madrid now raised, we will no longer be able to use our "special surprise" for the pope. I guess we will wait for another day.
The important issue for now is how did this leak and what else might have been divulged? I don't know how this got out, but I am calling for a full investigation. None of our upstanding and honorable men like Pastor Zeke Pastor Osborne would have let this slip. They are way too good at keeping secrets. It has to be someone else. My only thought is that since the catholic terrorist is a beaner, maybe one of the waiters or dish washers at our last Landover Incisive Ethics Symposium banquet discovered our plans and passed it on to one of their 1,000 relatives. (They breed like cockroaches!) Are all of the background checks current for the Landover servant population?
Well, we have a rat.
Some wetback found out about it and has been arrested for plotting to murder us all. In shocking news story today it was revealed that a greaseball papist had tried to use his chemistry background to produce poisonous gasses so he could slaughter the tens of thousands of protesters we have organized to march against the Pope in Madrid this week! From the article:
Spanish police have arrested a chemistry student suspected of planning a gas attack against protesters opposed to a visit by Pope Benedict XVI, an official said Wednesday.
The pontiff is due to arrive Thursday for a nearly four-day visit to celebrate World Youth Day, and a protest march is scheduled for Wednesday evening in Madrid.
A police official said the suspect arrested in Madrid on Tuesday is a 24-year-old Mexican student specializing in organic chemistry.
The pontiff is due to arrive Thursday for a nearly four-day visit to celebrate World Youth Day, and a protest march is scheduled for Wednesday evening in Madrid.
A police official said the suspect arrested in Madrid on Tuesday is a 24-year-old Mexican student specializing in organic chemistry.
The important issue for now is how did this leak and what else might have been divulged? I don't know how this got out, but I am calling for a full investigation. None of our upstanding and honorable men like Pastor Zeke Pastor Osborne would have let this slip. They are way too good at keeping secrets. It has to be someone else. My only thought is that since the catholic terrorist is a beaner, maybe one of the waiters or dish washers at our last Landover Incisive Ethics Symposium banquet discovered our plans and passed it on to one of their 1,000 relatives. (They breed like cockroaches!) Are all of the background checks current for the Landover servant population?
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