[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Suicide at Old Oak Tree Bridge

I see. You know all about these things because you don't watch them!

Here I thought you had no sense of humor! This should be in the jokes thread.

The fact that I know what they are doesn't mean that I watch them. I'm sure you know what a tampon is, even if you don't use them.

[Fallen Angel]

Re: Suicide at Old Oak Tree Bridge

"Coroner Fred Wilkinson reports that Mr. DeKalb had been severely beaten about the head, stabbed seven times in the chest and four in the back, shot twice in the head and once in the groin, and hanged from the tree in full view of the bridge.

"It was clearly a suicide," reported Deputy Davies. "We're still searching downstream of the bridge, hoping to find a suicide note and the weapons he used on himself."


How exactly is it possible for a person to beat himself up, stab himself REPEATEDLY IN THE BACK, shoot himself TWICE in the head, hang himself, AND dispose of his own suicide weapons?
Sounds like a BJ Special to me.

it sounds like he was merdered. i dunno if ne1 can do all that 2 themselfs.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Suicide at Old Oak Tree Bridge

it sounds like he was merdered. i dunno if ne1 can do all that 2 themselfs.

It must be a sad time for you FA. Don't you go worrying your head over such things. The Police Chief is a good man and has never let Landover down.

[JennyD]

Re: Suicide at Old Oak Tree Bridge

The fact that I know what they are doesn't mean that I watch them. I'm sure you know what a tampon is, even if you don't use them.

I only know of them because I learned about them at church!

[lady_c]

Re: Suicide at Old Oak Tree Bridge

JennyD - First its lezza porn with Talitha now its tampon porn. Your a real messed up girl, that picture is foul.

Talitha - I always knew you were a psycho

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Suicide at Old Oak Tree Bridge

As usual, the Bible tells us what to do!
Deuteronomy Capter 2:

21:1 If one be found slain in the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee to possess it, lying in the field, and it be not known who hath slain him:

21:2 Then thy elders and thy judges shall come forth, and they shall measure unto the cities which are round about him that is slain:
21:3 And it shall be, that the city which is next unto the slain man, even the elders of that city shall take an heifer, which hath not been wrought with, and which hath not drawn in the yoke; 21:4 And the elders of that city shall bring down the heifer unto a rough valley, which is neither eared nor sown, and shall strike off the heifer's neck there in the valley: 21:5 And the priests the sons of Levi shall come near; for them the LORD thy God hath chosen to minister unto him, and to bless in the name of the LORD; and by their word shall every controversy and every stroke be tried: 21:6 And all the elders of that city, that are next unto the slain man, shall wash their hands over the heifer that is beheaded in the valley: 21:7 And they shall answer and say, Our hands have not shed this blood, neither have our eyes seen it. 21:8 Be merciful, O LORD, unto thy people Israel, whom thou hast redeemed, and lay not innocent blood unto thy people of Israel's charge. And the blood shall be forgiven them. 21:9 So shalt thou put away the guilt of innocent blood from among you, when thou shalt do that which is right in the sight of the LORD.

[Nobar King]

Re: Suicide at Old Oak Tree Bridge

Watching someone else make love does nothing for me.

I hope Mr. without joy doesn't read that.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Suicide at Old Oak Tree Bridge

I hope Mr. without joy doesn't read that.

Why? If he's making love, I'm not watching, I'm the one he's making love with.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Suicide at Old Oak Tree Bridge

Why? If he's making love, I'm not watching, I'm the one he's making love with.

Must you be so disgustingly graphic? Enough already Dances, we all understand what a big pervert your husband is, how he can make lover two, three times a month. It's not like it is something to boast about.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Suicide at Old Oak Tree Bridge

Must you be so disgustingly graphic? Enough already Dances, we all understand what a big pervert your husband is, how he can make lover two, three times a month. It's not like it is something to boast about.

Several times a month seems like a lot to you? No wonder you're so cranky.