Batman The Dark Knight Rises - Liberals VS. Republicans

[Titus Templeton]

I was watching the new Batman today. I had my weapon ready during the movie because you never know when the next atheist goes crazy.

The philosophy of the movie is simple. The liberal Bane wants to destroy the Wall Street and kill all rich people and then give the money to the poor people. There is no differents between Obama and Bane. You can say that they both would be great friends because they share the same ideology.

Batman on the other side wants to keep the system as it is.
Many hard working rich people live in the city. But there are also many lazy criminals. Batman kills the criminals and keeps the balance.
Batman understands that lazy poor people deserve what they get.
Batman is soldier for capitalism. Bane is a liberal.

At the end Bane recognises that communism doesn't work.
The people are not made for that system. At the end Bane tries to destroy the city with a neutron bomb. Exatly like Obama is destroying the U.S. But Batman takes the bomb and sacrifices himself to safe the city like every republican patriot would do.

Batman the Dark Knight Rises is a fight of two systems.
Everyone should see the movie because it shows the real face of liberalism.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I had my weapon ready during the movie because you never know when the next atheist goes crazy.

I assume you shot everyone who is black as a precautionary measure?

I have some doubts on Batman being a patriot. While he dies for the good cause of unrestricted capitalism, he does have that weird rubber SM consume. I love his all American car though. I would consider trading my Hummer for one of those. It would be great if I could just park on top of those annoying hybrid cars all those gays have nowadays.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Personally I don't get why they called the chief villain after Romney's company.

I understand Batman has a gun in this movie, does he shoot any bums with it?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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You know, Rush Limbaugh raised a great point recently at how convenient it is that the villain's name was Bain. As in Bain Capital. Leave it to the liberals to sneak in this so-so summer fluff piece just as a lame excuse to subtly bash Romney.

It's just too perfect. Wait until 3 months before the biggest election in American History, then whip up this shoddy motion picture that the masses will immediately associate with Romney. And presumably they try to paint Batman as Obama, putting the killing blow to Bain/Bane. Why else does he wear that black costume, tell me that!?

This is what Hollywood has become, folks. Whatever happened to the good actors of old. All the good ones: Gary Cooper, Art Carney, Jimmy Stewary, John Wayne, Ronald Reagan, etc. Now we are stuck with these liberal elites who are trying to steal another election by manipulating the minds of people who have nothing better to do than park their oversized behinds in a stuffy theater to watch whatever new "talkie" has been expelled from the bowels of Hollywood, CA.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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It's just too perfect. Wait until 3 months before the biggest election in American History, then whip up this shoddy motion picture that the masses will immediately associate with Romney. And presumably they try to paint Batman as Obama, putting the killing blow to Bain/Bane.

Obama must be the Dork Knight!

[Godfly]

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As most of my friends in the RV park know, this movie is a sore spot for me. The script for this movie was stolen from me and changed by the liberal media in an attempt to water down its message.

The original script fetured not the demonic looking Batman, but my own Christian superhero The Right-Cross. The villain of the story was called Obaina. Other than that the script was exactly the same, but with less homoerotic content.





The sissies in the liberal media want to confuse the public. No hero should look like a black Satan as Batman does. Heros should be wholesome role models for young men.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Batman The Dark Knight Rises - Liberals VS. Republicans

As most of my friends in the RV park know, this movie is a sore spot for me. The script for this movie was stolen from me and changed by the liberal media in an attempt to water down its message.

The original script fetured not the demonic looking Batman, but my own Christian superhero The Right-Cross. The villain of the story was called Obaina. Other than that the script was exactly the same, but with less homoerotic content.



The sissies in the liberal media want to confuse the public. No hero should look like a black Satan as Batman does. Heros should be wholesome role models for young men.

You could have gotten Larry Sinclair to play the Jerker, Obaina's sidekick.

[Godfly]

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You could have gotten Larry Sinclair to play the Jerker, Obaina's sidekick.

So much potential wasted. That's what I get for hiring Brother Phelps and his long haired son as my lawyers. Next time I'll hire a joo.