No, Afghan Refugees Are Not Welcome in Freehold

[Johny Joe Hold]

Even though President Trump like Iowa's Governor Kim Reynolds, I'm having some doubts. Today it was announced Iowa would "welcome" 700 Afghan losers. What is Iowa going to do with 700 raghead Muslims who lost their war?

I got a letter from Gov. Reynolds asking how many refugees Freehold could host. None, I replied. I explained we already have too many sinners trying to move into Freehold. The entire idea of seeing men dressed in drag and women with their faces covered is revolting.

Men in Afghanistan dress like dandy homers.




Iowa expected to receive nearly 700 Afghan evacuees for resettlement (desmoinesregister.com)

[handmaiden]

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Even though President Trump like Iowa's Governor Kim Reynolds, I'm having some doubts. Today it was announced Iowa would "welcome" 700 Afghan losers. What is Iowa going to do with 700 raghead Muslims who lost their war?

I got a letter from Gov. Reynolds asking how many refugees Freehold could host. None, I replied. I explained we already have too many sinners trying to move into Freehold. The entire idea of seeing men dressed in drag and women with their faces covered is revolting.

Men in Afghanistan dress like dandy homers.




Iowa expected to receive nearly 700 Afghan evacuees for resettlement (desmoinesregister.com)

Honestly, if those refugees had just accepted Jesus and built a few churches (we certainly gave them enough money) then they would never had been homeless.

Either Jesus would have defeated the Taliban through spiritual means or the U.S.A. would have stayed to support a Bible-believing ally. I KNOW that Trump would never have deserted our fellow Christians!

[Brother Gonzalez]

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If those Afghan try to start a lawn mowing business they will face a strong opposition from my former people.

My former people did not scape misfortune and poverty just to encounter competition from ragheads and other disgusting people.

[Basilissa]

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If those Afghan try to start a lawn mowing business they will face a strong opposition from my former people.

Don't even mention such a horrible possibility! These people would convert a perfectly manicured lawn into a landmine field!

[handmaiden]

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If those Afghan try to start a lawn mowing business they will face a strong opposition from my former people.

My former people did not scape misfortune and poverty just to encounter competition from ragheads and other disgusting people.

Don't even mention such a horrible possibility! These people would convert a perfectly manicured lawn into a landmine field!

Do those people know how to crochet? 'Cause they could occupy themselves making--you know--afghans. It seems like a natural fit.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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If those Afghan try to start a lawn mowing business they will face a strong opposition from my former people.

My former people did not scape misfortune and poverty just to encounter competition from ragheads and other disgusting people.

The Afghan idea of a lawn mowing business is to herd their goats over to your property and come back a few days later to pick them up. Also, there is no camel parking in Freehold.

[Didymus Much]

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The Afghan idea of a lawn mowing business is to herd their goats over to your property and come back a few days later to pick them up...

But it includes fertilizing, at no extra charge.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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The Afghan idea of a lawn mowing business is to herd their goats over to your property and come back a few days later to pick them up. Also, there is no camel parking in Freehold.

I had not thought about the ragheads and their goats. Will we all have to eat goat meat? No thank you, not in Freehold.

This airlift of refugees reminds me of what a terrible mistake this country made by electing sleepy Joe instead of reelecting Donald Trump (leaving aside for the moment the election steal).

Trump was a master at firing people and moving on to other people. Some call it "throwing them under the bus" but it was just a good business practice. When someone else can make you more money the current person is gone.

That's why we would not have these refugees who helped the U.S. coming here if Trump were President. They were paid for their services over there, now they are fired. They are yesterday, no longer useful to we patriotic Americans. We in Freehold will not let go of the genius of Donald Trump.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Do those people know how to crochet? 'Cause they could occupy themselves making--you know--afghans. It seems like a natural fit.

I've no idea what a crochet is but it would certainly be easier to stomach letting in thousands of refugees if they would each bring a tray of these.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I've no idea what a crochet is but it would certainly be easier to stomach letting in thousands of refugees if they would each bring a tray of these.

Those do look tasty, Brother Dr. Toole, Sir! As some of you know, here in Godless England there have been problems getting domestic and outdoor staff since Britain seceded from Europe. The locals are too feckless to work, being supported entirely by the socialist state.

My husband briefly considered hiring some of the recent Afganistanish arrivals for manual work, but is not keen to have them anywhere near his sons (for reasons that I don't need to go into, citing Bible verses that I don't need to quote to my brethren and sistren here). But if, as it seems, their women are decent pastry chefs, then he might rethink this.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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if, as it seems, their women are decent pastry chefs, then he might rethink this.

Mmm I'll take 2! How's their pie tho?

[Jimmy Kate Dumbardo]

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Mmm I'll take 2! How's their pie tho?

Probably tastes like camel doodie. Are Muslims are actually good for anything useful in America? Gardening, housework? Maybe they make good valets for wiping your hands on in restaurants bathrooms like a towel.

[Uncle Rutherford]

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Even though President Trump like Iowa's Governor Kim Reynolds, I'm having some doubts. Today it was announced Iowa would "welcome" 700 Afghan losers. What is Iowa going to do with 700 raghead Muslims who lost their war?

I got a letter from Gov. Reynolds asking how many refugees Freehold could host. None, I replied. I explained we already have too many sinners trying to move into Freehold. The entire idea of seeing men dressed in drag and women with their faces covered is revolting.

Men in Afghanistan dress like dandy homers.




Iowa expected to receive nearly 700 Afghan evacuees for resettlement (desmoinesregister.com)

I’ll be damned if some Afghans were able to get housing IN Freehold before me. I work tirelessly for the church and live in the outskirts in my little shack. (not that I’m complaining. I’m just saying the hypocrisy of Afghans thinking they could live IN Freehold to be appalling. Not my lifestyle choice of living in the outskirts of Freehold and having to use the back entrance to the town. <sigh> Some day I hope to be able to walk through those golden gates into town to get to work faster. Some day……

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I’ll be damned if some Afghans were able to get housing IN Freehold before me. I work tirelessly for the church and live in the outskirts in my little shack. (not that I’m complaining. I’m just saying the hypocrisy of Afghans thinking they could live IN Freehold to be appalling. Not my lifestyle choice of living in the outskirts of Freehold and having to use the back entrance to the town. <sigh> Some day I hope to be able to walk through those golden gates into town to get to work faster. Some day……

Thank you, Brother Rutherford, for expressing what so many of us feel here in Freehold. We have no need or desire to have people dressed in pajamas roaming our streets unsupervised.

As to your life living in the lower status outskirts of Freehold, please remember Freehold is an orderly place. People live, work and socialize in ways that are expected. Disorder has no place in Freehold. The Bible is the blueprint that tells us how to properly conduct the affairs of our city.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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In all fairness, I do not think it is at all kind to bring these people to Freehold. I will not mention their denial of Christ as the Son of God. It matters little that they believe than an unregistered gun will solve most problems if they cannot express themselves in American. They may well share a Christian’s view that many wives means many sons, but I do think that God had people in mind who are a little more advanced than goat-herders when the order went out to populate the world.

I am told that they support the absolute dominance of man over woman but that is little more than saying a man with a paint brush is an artist… there are standards, and these people lack them.

The pointlessness of educating women (who go on to claim “special rights” in the workplace) has a lot going for it but is this enough? For Freehold, it is merely "more of the same".

It has been pointed out to me that the Afghans stone queers, and although we cannot object on theological grounds, I do think that we may object on moral grounds that they will not have the image of Christ in their minds when they do it, and judging from the state of the hovels in their villages, they don’t clean up the mess after them.

Their dietary laws present problems. Restaurants, schools, hospitals will be surrounded by Democratic Karens demanding special menus for their friends. The consequence is that you will no longer find pork belly washed down with a Sauvignon Blanc on the menu. Bars will close, Friday will become the new Sunday. In short, our lives would change.

I’m not sure of their stance on witches, but, one way or another, I don’t think it would be a deal-breaker.

It is fair to reject all of them entirely – there may be Christians among them, there may be men of financial substance among them, but on the whole, it is probably more a case of finding somewhere suitable for them. I am thinking of an area in which their kind already live. They are used to an area whose main export was drugs, whose accommodation was, literally, third-world, and that respectable people avoided like a leper with cholera.

I mention this as I own a large disused meat-packing plant in Detroit, which, with sufficient government money, (peanuts, compared to the $billions Biden spent losing) could be converted to hold about 700 families, who would blend in with the neighbourhood and whom nobody need notice unless these Afghans are blessed by God to a sufficient extent so as to rise from their humble roots.