[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Sheriff Richards busts Arch Nemesis, Shane

Let's make this clear; if wasn't for Sheriff Richards' heroic actions Shane RIGHT now as we speak would be running is gang out of the Freehold Public Library. Sure Richards' bent the law a little in his search, but how many more victims of his do we need to tell us we need to get this job done?

EDIT: I mean Shane's, now many more victims of Shane's?

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: Sheriff Richards busts Arch Nemesis, Shane

You're not going to believe this.

This morning I get a call from some distraught mother who wants to report a missing child.

She says he's been missing since Friday.

"Okay," I say, "How old is he?"

She tells me he just turned 19!

Okay, when you say missing child, I think of a five-year-old brat.

How does a nineteen-year-old boy get lost? Is he some kind of retard?

"Is he some kind of retard," I ask.

"No, he's not a retard," she tells me.

"Okay," I say, "What's he look like?"

Brownish blond hair, she tells me, with blue eyes. Slender build, about five foot nine.

So the whole time I am on the phone with this lady, and I am looking at Shane sitting over there in his cell. With his brown hair and blue eyes. A slender build. Five foot nine...

"Does he respond to the name 'Shane,'" I inquire.

"Yes! Yes he does," she exclaims.

It turns out her little baby boy didn't come home from his birthday party on Friday, and she tried to get in contact with the Sheriff on Friday evening, but he was gone all weekend!

Of course I was gone all weekend, duh! I have to have a break from this stuff every now and then, you know. At least I know who was calling my emergency-only cellphone number all weekend while I was trying to enjoy some peace and quiet. (Now that I think of it, I may have forgotten to tell Deputy Wherthers I would be gone this weekend.)

Something about her report didn't add up, though. How could Shane not have "gotten home" from his birthday party when the birthday party was already AT Shane's house?

If it really wasn't Shane's house, then this might not really be his marijuana, and if it wasn't his marijuana, I couldn't have arrested him for hiding it in his room where I found it.

But I did find it, and I did arrest him for it, so it must have been his house, and that could only mean that mommy and daddy were letting him throw an unsupervised party.

Shame on them!

Well that got her all worked up and she kept trying to tell me that the birthday party really was at somebody else's house, and that Shane lives with them at 612 north 3rd street.

Well both her and her husband came down to the Sheriff's Office with their lease to try and prove their ownership of the house, but it took them an hour to find it and get here, so that is kind of suspicious. Plus, the lease doesn't prove Shane lives with them!

They both insist that I should check ownership of the property at which I apprehended the little weasel to know for sure. I told them I will get around to it this week.

His parents are all worked up now, and claim they're going to hire the "best lawyer money can buy."

Which reminds me, I also need to get around to getting Shane his day in court. I am a busy man.

Pray for me during this test of my patience!

[SUV]

Re: Sheriff Richards busts Arch Nemesis, Shane

Why does Shane continue to bring grief to True Chtristians?

I blame Bill Clinton.

[Little Donkey]

Re: Sheriff Richards busts Arch Nemesis, Shane

If only Shane would confess this whole mess would go away, and the family can get behind him rather than enabling his drug habit. There must be some out of country state detention center that you could transfer him to that specializes in obtaining confessions?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Sheriff Richards busts Arch Nemesis, Shane

This explains a lot. Parents who don't even know where their kid is on his birthday are clearly very bad parents. Their complete lack of parental skills is most likely the cause of Shane being a godless criminal who terrorized the good citizens of Freehold until Sheriff Richards made us all safe again. Clearly these parents need some serious lecture about their Godly duties in raising their retarded child. His parents probably don't even realize how lucky they are that Sheriff Richards didn't arrest them for bad parenting.

Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

[Richard "Why" Mayweather]

Re: Sheriff Richards busts Arch Nemesis, Shane

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Sheriff Richards busts Arch Nemesis, Shane

You have something to say here Dick? Hard working Americans keeping are country safe from thugs and hoodlums upset you?

[Richard "Why" Mayweather]

Re: Sheriff Richards busts Arch Nemesis, Shane

I'm not upset that he got caught. I applaud your dedication to catching criminals and keeping our streets safe. What I don't like is the way you disregarded the law in order to do so. Is it really worth breaking the law to catch someone else breaking the law?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Sheriff Richards busts Arch Nemesis, Shane

I'm not upset that he got caught. I applaud your dedication to catching criminals and keeping our streets safe. What I don't like is the way you disregarded the law in order to do so. Is it really worth breaking the law to catch someone else breaking the law?

Dear Dick;

What makes you think that the law was disregarded? We follow God's Laws here in Freehold. You don't know anything about us.

What a hateful fool you are.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Richard "Why" Mayweather]

Re: Sheriff Richards busts Arch Nemesis, Shane

Dear Dick;

What makes you think that the law was disregarded? We follow God's Laws here in Freehold. You don't know anything about us.

What a hateful fool you are.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

I understand you follow God's laws, but you must also follow the laws of this country. In the United States of America (even in Freehold), a warrant is needed to search someone's home.

The only things I know about you people come from this forum, so if I have a wrong impression of you, tell me more about yourself and I'll have a more complete picture of you.

oh, I am neither hateful nor a fool. I am simply me

[Bob4God]

Re: Sheriff Richards busts Arch Nemesis, Shane

In the United States of America (even in Freehold), a warrant is needed to search someone's home.

Probable cause.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Sheriff Richards busts Arch Nemesis, Shane

Sheriff Don, can't we just take Shane to court, with a jury of your peers? I'd be more than happy to vote him guilty and send him to work off his 30 year sentence at the Landover Waste Treatment Center.

[SUV]

Re: Sheriff Richards busts Arch Nemesis, Shane

In the United States of America (even in Freehold), a warrant is needed to search someone's home.

[Richard "Why" Mayweather]

Re: Sheriff Richards busts Arch Nemesis, Shane

Thank you for agreeing with me

[SUV]

Re: Sheriff Richards busts Arch Nemesis, Shane

BLESS JESUS once again that the foul beast Shane is off our Christian streets.

I'll feel much safer now at Home at my nightly Tupperware Party/Bible Study/Cookie Baking/Online Shopping and Choir Practice event.