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  • WWJDnow
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2009
    • 6312
    #1

    COVID Vaccine Set for Distribution on November 4

    I can't reveal my sources on this, but I am pleased to report that the military will begin distributing the new coronavirus vaccine on Wednesday, November 4. In what can only be described as a miracle from God, all of the vaccines currently being tested will report positive results and be approved by the FDA on the same day. Of course, we may not need the vaccine at all, because many people say the virus will go away in November as the weather gets colder. Many wonderful people.

    So anyone thinking about voting for Sleepy Joe because they are under the mistaken impression that President Trump has done nothing to protect us, think again.
    The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!
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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12590
      #2
      Re: COVID Vaccine Set for Distribution on November 4

      On Nov. 4, Sleepy Joe will appear without a mask. He will explain he never believed in those ugly things but wore them during the campaign for political purposes. Same with Nancy and Schumie.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Phony Tony Fauci
          Unsaved trash
          • Nov 2020
          • 26
          #3
          Re: COVID Vaccine Set for Distribution on November 4

          I think you might find this video of a discussion I had with my boss, Francis Collins, about the timing of a COVID vaccine. I think you'd all like Francis a lot--in addition to being a first rate scientist, he's also an evangelical Christian.



          I know we'd all like to have a vaccine quickly, but this process is going to take many months.

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            • Basilissa
              South of the Border outreach program
              True Christian™
               
              • Mar 2013
              • 12964
              #4
              Re: COVID Vaccine Set for Distribution on November 4

              Originally posted by Phony Tony Fauci View Post
              in addition to being a first rate scientist, he's also an evangelical Christian.
              I did not click on the video because of that oxymormon you wrote.

              A "first rate scientist" follows evidence, not faith.

              An "evangelical Christian" believes in God and the Bible, not in science.

              See the contradiction?
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
               Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                  True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                   
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 8395
                  #5
                  Re: COVID Vaccine Set for Distribution on November 4

                  Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                  An "evangelical Christian" believes in God and the Bible, not in science.

                  See the contradiction?
                  I wonder who Dr Collins is evangelizing for this week? From a 2006 interview
                  I’m a serious Christian. I take my faith seriously ... I’ve been a Methodist, I’ve been a Baptist, I’ve been a Presbyterian, I’ve been an Episcopalian.
                  Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                    • Basilissa
                      South of the Border outreach program
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 12964
                      #6
                      Re: COVID Vaccine Set for Distribution on November 4

                      Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                      I can't reveal my sources on this, but I am pleased to report that the military will begin distributing the new coronavirus vaccine on Wednesday, November 4.
                      It's been 24 hours and I haven't been contacted to receive mine yet.
                      Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                      I wonder who Dr Collins is evangelizing for this week? From a 2006 interview
                      I guess that's what they call a cherry picker.
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • WWJDnow
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 6312
                          #7
                          Re: COVID Vaccine Set for Distribution on November 4

                          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                          It's been 24 hours and I haven't been contacted to receive mine yet.
                          I guess that's what they call a cherry picker.
                          There might be a few minor delays. I'm sure the President will fix them, but right now his full attention is devoted to issues of electoral integrity.
                          The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                            • WilliamJenningsBryan
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 9384
                              #8
                              Re: COVID Vaccine Set for Distribution on November 4

                              Originally posted by Phony Tony Fauci View Post
                              I think you might find this video of a discussion I had with my boss, Francis Collins, about the timing of a COVID vaccine. I think you'd all like Francis a lot--in addition to being a first rate scientist, he's also an evangelical Christian.



                              I know we'd all like to have a vaccine quickly, but this process is going to take many months.
                              Yo Fauci, whats with the mask? Or did you test negative with your phony PCR test? Is it true that you funded the Wuhan lab in China?

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                              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                              ...and get off my lawn
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                                • handmaiden
                                  Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                                  True Christian™
                                  • May 2010
                                  • 11373
                                  #9
                                  Re: COVID Vaccine Set for Distribution on November 4

                                  Why do we need a vaccine for a mild ailment that was overhyped just to cause trouble for Republicans?

                                  Seriously, did anyone important actually die from it?
                                  His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                                  Guns For God and the Economy

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                                    • Basilissa
                                      South of the Border outreach program
                                      True Christian™
                                       
                                      • Mar 2013
                                      • 12964
                                      #10
                                      Re: COVID Vaccine Set for Distribution on November 4

                                      Based on the content (I'm using this word as a hyperbole) of cable news since Tuesday, the coronavirus hoax is really over.
                                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                                      * * *

                                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                                      True Christians are Perfect!
                                      True Christian™ Love.
                                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                                        • Unfalsifiable
                                          Forum Member
                                          Forum Member
                                          • Jan 2008
                                          • 836
                                          #11
                                          Re: COVID Vaccine Set for Distribution on November 4

                                          I am personally Anti-Vax. I've remained as healthy as all the people around me who vaccinate for everything. Put that in your science experiment.



                                          Is there a different stance on vaccinations in freehold? Does Pastor Ezekiel get vaccinated?
                                          READ THE BIBLE

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                                            • Dennis Lukes
                                              Innkeeper for Christ
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Dec 2018
                                              • 2388
                                              #12
                                              Re: COVID Vaccine Set for Distribution on November 4

                                              Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
                                              I am personally Anti-Vax. I've remained as healthy as all the people around me who vaccinate for everything. Put that in your science experiment.



                                              Is there a different stance on vaccinations in freehold? Does Pastor Ezekiel get vaccinated?
                                              I'm not from Freehold, but if you know what the Bible says, you know what their policy is there in that holiest of cities. "What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?" (1 Corinthians 6:19). Germ THEORY has no Biblical support whatsoever and so there can be no justification for injecting these mystery DRUGS that scientists call "vaccines" into your bloodstream. Do you want to get microchipped (Revelation 13:18)? Because that's how you get microchipped.



                                              "I'm not somebody who goes to church on a regular basis." - Bill Gates
                                              I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                                              Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                                              But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                                              From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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