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    How do I beat an atheist in argument.

    Recently I have been having several arguments with atheists on the internet. When I have an argument with an atheist in real life, I usually just talk louder than them and tell them that they are going to hell. But there is no way to yell louder on the internet, and there certainly isn’t a function to make my typing louder.

    On the internet they have all of these “theories” which I am pretty sure are from Satan. Either that or these deluded atheists just make them up. Some of them think we actually “evolved” from rocks. How stupid does that sound? They say that the earth revolves around the sun and that there isn’t a giant dome covering the earth. How do you argue with that?

    I tried telling them there is amazing evidence for design in the universe. Take the eye for example. Even Darwin said that they eye couldn’t have evolved. I just don’t think that these wicked atheists will ever accept the biblical truth. Good thing they will all burn in hell with their satanic naturalism.
    Tags: atheists: vain godless scum, disproving atheism, measured discourse, real american heroes, refuting darwinism
  • #2
    Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

    Arguing with an atheist is like teaching a Mexican non-manual labor. Your wasting your time and theirs, and you'll only end up gnashing your teeth and rending your clothes in frustration. I don't know if they refuse to learn or if God created them retarded enough that they can't, but you never get anywhere.
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    • #3
      Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

      An atheist will always counter with "You don't have any solid proof except for a man-written-book (inspired by god written by men)" arguments. The only way to beat an atheist is to actually show them proof. If you can go out and actually give them something they can grab and see they will believe you.
      If you build a rocket and fly to the outermost dome and make them touch it, they will believe you.
      If you drill a hole in the ground 12 miles deep and find hell, you prove them wrong.
      However never try to argue with an atheist through "faith", they don't have an understanding for this as they are materialist based. If you argue with a mexican you will propably argue in Spanish as it is the language they speak, do the same with atheists, speak "Science".

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      • #4
        Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

        Originally posted by RaidenTheAlmighty View Post
        Recently I have been having several arguments with atheists on the internet. When I have an argument with an atheist in real life, I usually just talk louder than them and tell them that they are going to hell. But there is no way to yell louder on the internet, and there certainly isn’t a function to make my typing louder.

        On the internet they have all of these “theories” which I am pretty sure are from Satan. Either that or these deluded atheists just make them up. Some of them think we actually “evolved” from rocks. How stupid does that sound? They say that the earth revolves around the sun and that there isn’t a giant dome covering the earth. How do you argue with that?

        I tried telling them there is amazing evidence for design in the universe. Take the eye for example. Even Darwin said that they eye couldn’t have evolved. I just don’t think that these wicked atheists will ever accept the biblical truth. Good thing they will all burn in hell with their satanic naturalism.

        Don't worry, Jesus will inspire you (as long as you are carrying out his will) about what to argue. With Jesus on your side, you cannot lose.

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        • #5
          Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

          In my experience, you just have to stand firm and cite relevant Bible passages.

          Trust me, in no time will they be overcome by emotion and throw a fit yelling "idiot! idiot!"

          Just stay calm and rational and be helpful with information. They may be yelling, but you have also planted the seed of God's Word that may flourish into a flower once they realize how foolish they have been.
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          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
          Matthew 7:22           Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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          • #6
            Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

            We True Christians(tm) have nothing to prove.
            It is the Atheists who are mentally ill and in denial about God.
            It's up to them to prove their "theory" about God just like they try and prove their "Theory" about Evil-ution.

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            • #7
              Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

              Originally posted by RaidenTheAlmighty View Post
              I tried telling them there is amazing evidence for design in the universe. Take the eye for example. Even Darwin said that they eye couldn’t have evolved.
              Please cite the chapter and verse from the Book of Darwin that backs this assertion up please.
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              • #8
                Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                Originally posted by RaidenTheAlmighty View Post
                Recently I have been having several arguments with atheists on the internet. When I have an argument with an atheist in real life, I usually just talk louder than them and tell them that they are going to hell. But there is no way to yell louder on the internet, and there certainly isn’t a function to make my typing louder.

                On the internet they have all of these “theories” which I am pretty sure are from Satan. Either that or these deluded atheists just make them up. Some of them think we actually “evolved” from rocks. How stupid does that sound? They say that the earth revolves around the sun and that there isn’t a giant dome covering the earth. How do you argue with that?

                I tried telling them there is amazing evidence for design in the universe. Take the eye for example. Even Darwin said that they eye couldn’t have evolved. I just don’t think that these wicked atheists will ever accept the biblical truth. Good thing they will all burn in hell with their satanic naturalism.
                Read them the King James Bible.

                /thread

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                • #9
                  Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                  People that don't believe in God are going to hell anyways - I suggest you stay far away from them before you catch residual fire and get burned.
                  Sinner, you will either TURN from your sins to Jesus or you will BURN for your sins. If you reject the Lord Jesus Christ, you will be tormented in the flames forever without a single, solitary hope. The biggest fool in the world chooses hell. No need to argue with me about this. God said hell is real, your argument is with Him and you won't win that one. You have been warned. Repent or perish.

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                  • #10
                    Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                    Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                    In my experience, you just have to stand firm and cite relevant Bible passages.

                    Trust me, in no time will they be overcome by emotion and throw a fit yelling "idiot! idiot!"

                    Just stay calm and rational and be helpful with information. They may be yelling, but you have also planted the seed of God's Word that may flourish into a flower once they realize how foolish they have been.
                    But Mr.Pickle just admitted to shouting "you are going to hell" etc in his first post. The alternative insult from an atheist shold therefore be a suitable counter argument?

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                    • #11
                      Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                      Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
                      Please cite the chapter and verse from the Book of Darwin that backs this assertion up please.
                      In my edition of the Origin of Species (aka, the Atheist Bible, aka Beginners Guide for founding communism, committing genocide, and founding the New World Order) it is on page 207, in the chapter "Difficulties on Theory." There you go. Now I've got to put this depraved piece of literature back into its deepfrozen, septic tank, where it normally is in to prevent sin from leaking out of it and pooling up in the basement.

                      Originally posted by xander_us2 View Post
                      But Mr.Pickle just admitted to shouting "you are going to hell" etc in his first post. The alternative insult from an atheist shold therefore be a suitable counter argument?
                      There's a subtle difference. What Mr Pickle shouts is a warning, because he wants to save the atheists from hell. What the atheists shout is just hateful words to resist being pulled away from the clutches of Satan.
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                      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                      Amen.

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                      • #12
                        Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                        Originally posted by xander_us2 View Post
                        But Mr.Pickle just admitted to shouting "you are going to hell" etc in his first post. The alternative insult from an atheist shold therefore be a suitable counter argument?
                        When you hear an ambulance siren heading your way, do honk your horn in response and refuse to get out of the way?
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                        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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                        • #13
                          Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                          I do not, that would be stupid. That analogy is also completley over the top.

                          Mr.Pickle was backed into a corner, so decided to shout rather than attempt to communicate in a way that would help dispell the image of christianity being nothing but a club of ignorant closed minded people

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                          • #14
                            Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                            He has nothing to prove to you, child. You come barging into a Christian forum making demands. Show some respect and common courtesy if you don't want to outstay your welcome. Again: we do not go to your porn site to demand explanations from atheists. You come here.

                            If you want to be a guest, act like a guest.

                            Originally posted by xander_us2 View Post
                            rather than attempt to communicate in a way that would help dispell the image of christianity being nothing but a club of ignorant closed minded people
                            No communication would help against your preconceived notion. You come here to judge, not to learn. For someone who demands an open mind from others, you certainly do not give a good example. Instead, when you don't instantly get what you want, you begin to swear and insult. Do not expect to be treated like an adult if you act like a spoiled child.
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22                             Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • #15
                              Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                              Originally posted by Mr. Pickle View Post
                              How do I beat an atheist in argument?
                              I prefer a frontal assault with reapeated KJV strikes to the head and neck.





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