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  • #31
    Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

    Originally posted by Yea-tho-we-walk View Post
    Here's a little known fact, there is a distinct lower rate of alcoholism among the Jews due to the large hooked noses God gave them. It makes it difficult for them to drink easily, now on the other hand, the Irish are known for their small noses, and alcoholism is sky high there. Isn't our Creator just wonderful!!!

    I thought those were "coked" noses, genetically adapted over many generations to fit inhalation of coke.

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    • #32
      Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

      So you people are basically nazis?

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      • #33
        Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

        Originally posted by Sigurd Johansson View Post
        So you people are basically nazis?
        No. Didn't you know that Hitler was a faithful Catholic? We are Baptists, sweetie.
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • #34
          Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

          Hitler was a degenerate 'schw*nz', and what he was up to has no bearing on the thinking of real Christians anywhere.

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          • #35
            Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

            Originally posted by Sigurd Johansson View Post
            So you people are basically nazis?
            Says the person whose country didn't even oppose them in WW2?

            Matthew 7:3, sweetie.
            2 Timothy 3:16

            All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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            • #36
              Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

              Originally posted by Attila's Wife View Post
              Says the person whose country didn't even oppose them in WW2?

              Matthew 7:3, sweetie.
              I like your style, Attila's Wife While I find it hard to read some of these posts, I won't fault anyone for it. I just hope you don't feel this way about me. (Only trying to be good here, and I haven't caused any trouble, nor will I)

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              • #37
                Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                No. Didn't you know that Hitler was a faithful Catholic? We are Baptists, sweetie.
                Hello there is a difference between BEING Catholic and SAYING you're catholic. That's like me saying I am the Virgin Mary. Just because I say it doesn't make it true. If hitler was a real catholic then the Holocaust wouldn't be in our history books. Just because I'm on this Baptist website doesn't mean I'm baptist and because you have truechristain in your bio thing doesn't make that true either.
                1 Corinthians 11:3
                But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                • #38
                  Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

                  Originally posted by Jenny Rchards View Post
                  Hello there is a difference between BEING Catholic and SAYING you're catholic. That's like me saying I am the Virgin Mary. Just because I say it doesn't make it true. If hitler was a real catholic then the Holocaust wouldn't be in our history books. Just because I'm on this Baptist website doesn't mean I'm baptist and because you have truechristain in your bio thing doesn't make that true either.
                  You must be very young because obviously you do not know your history. Do your homework before coming to this website/forum.
                  Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
                  Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
                  ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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                  • #39
                    Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

                    Originally posted by Jenny Rchards View Post
                    Hello there is a difference between BEING Catholic and SAYING you're catholic. That's like me saying I am the Virgin Mary. Just because I say it doesn't make it true. If hitler was a real catholic then the Holocaust wouldn't be in our history books. Just because I'm on this Baptist website doesn't mean I'm baptist and because you have truechristain in your bio thing doesn't make that true either.
                    Be careful, dear. This is what we call a No True Scotsman fallacy. In this form of faulty reasoning one's belief is rendered unfalsifiable because no matter how compelling the evidence is, one simply shifts the goalposts so that it wouldn't apply to a supposedly 'true' example. This kind of post-rationalization is a way of avoiding valid criticisms of the argument presented.

                    Example: Angus declares that Scotsmen do not put sugar on their porridge, to which Lachlan points out that he is a Scotsman and puts sugar on his porridge. Furious, like a true Scot, Angus yells that no true Scotsman sugars his porridge.

                    You're doing this with Hitler. "No true catholic would round up Jews and burn them in ovens." To which the student of history will not only recognize that the true Catholic did in fact burn Christ's killers in ovens, but that he was a self-identified Catholic. He believed in your Catholic theology, he took your Catholic sacraments. He was, by the very definition, a Catholic man. Of course the student of history will recall that this is a time-honored practice among the Catholics, as they burned non-Catholics at the stake for centuries. I don't know why you people get so bent out of shape with one more flame.
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

                      Originally posted by Jenny Rchards View Post
                      Hello there is a difference between BEING Catholic and SAYING you're catholic. That's like me saying I am the Virgin Mary. Just because I say it doesn't make it true. If hitler was a real catholic then the Holocaust wouldn't be in our history books. Just because I'm on this Baptist website doesn't mean I'm baptist and because you have truechristain in your bio thing doesn't make that true either.
                      So... are you saying that the popes who started the crusades and myriads of other religious wars, approved burning witches and heretics, and allowed enslaving non European people (first Indians, then Africans), were not Catholics? Wow, that would be 1000* years of non-Catholics leading the Catholic church!!




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                      * Counting roughly from the Great Schism as the beginning of an officially separate Catholic church. Alternatively, we could talk about 1700 years of genocide and slavery, counting from Constantine's declaration of Christianity as the official religion of the Roman Empire, but that early church did not have all the dogma of Catholic Church yet.
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

                        I figured she was trying to say that Hitler should have raped 6 million Jooish children.

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