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  • #16
    Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

    Originally posted by Akelorian View Post
    The piffle are you smoking? The only really gay thing around here is this:

    Landover Men's 'Reach Around Circle Of Praise' Prayer GroupCalendar: Default CalendarJames Hutchins Request Reminder for this Event
    This event occurs every 1 week(s) on Saturday
    03-03-2012 to 03-03-2014
    09:00 PM to 12:00 AM
    Please join like minded Landover Men for a regular " Firm Handshake and Circle of Praise" Prayer get together.

    Give your fellow man the helping hand he so desperately needs and help him express his Love of God.

    Appropriate dress, beverages supplied. Please bring your own towel.
    Please explain what is remotely homosexual about this so we can see how thoroughly perverse the atheist mind is as it tries to see filth in the actions of truly manly men. James Hutchins is one of the most heterosexual men on the planet and has impregnated above and beyond the call of duty. What is wrong with you people?
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • #17
      Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

      Originally posted by Akelorian View Post
      The piffle are you smoking? The only really gay thing around here is this:

      Landover Men's 'Reach Around Circle Of Praise' Prayer GroupCalendar: Default CalendarJames Hutchins Request Reminder for this Event
      This event occurs every 1 week(s) on Saturday
      03-03-2012 to 03-03-2014
      09:00 PM to 12:00 AM
      Please join like minded Landover Men for a regular " Firm Handshake and Circle of Praise" Prayer get together.

      Give your fellow man the helping hand he so desperately needs and help him express his Love of God.

      Appropriate dress, beverages supplied. Please bring your own towel.
      You have a dirty mind my friend. You and people like you are the reason that "gay" now means queer, rainbows are a symbol of abomination, and "beaver" is a dirty word.

      Shame on you. SHAME.



      Get your mind out of the gutter.

      (Colossians 3:8) "But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth."

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • #18
        Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

        Bible doesn't say any of this. This must mean that Pastor Ezekiel has been raped by a demon and turned him to a queer. There is absolutely no other explanation.
        Deuteronomy 22:10 Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.

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        • #19
          Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

          Originally posted by Ignorant Doofus View Post
          Bible doesn't say any of this. This must mean that Pastor Ezekiel has been raped by a demon and turned him to a queer. There is absolutely no other explanation.
          Now you believe in demons.

          You are really not helping here.

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          • #20
            Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

            Originally posted by Ignorant Doofus View Post
            Bible doesn't say any of this. This must mean that Pastor Ezekiel has been raped by a demon and turned him to a queer. There is absolutely no other explanation.
            Are saying Satan would not stoop to sending demonic anal rapists to anal rape people (most likely young youths)?

            And of all people Pastor Zeke is the least likely target of demonic anal rape

            YIC
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • #21
              Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

              Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
              Are saying Satan would not stoop to sending demonic anal rapists to anal rape people (most likely young youths)?

              And of all people Pastor Zeke is the least likely target of demonic anal rape

              YIC
              Where in the Bible are these "anal rapist demons" mentioned?
              Have you been anally raped as you seem to believe in them?
              Deuteronomy 22:10 Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.

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              • #22
                Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

                Originally posted by Ignorant Doofus View Post
                Where in the Bible are these "anal rapist demons" mentioned?
                Have you been anally raped as you seem to believe in them?
                What do you care, godmocker?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #23
                  Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

                  Originally posted by Ignorant Buttmunch View Post
                  Where in the Bible are these "anal rapist demons" mentioned?
                  Have you been anally raped as you seem to believe in them?
                  Do you deny that anal sex happens in strict contravention of Leviticus 20:13?

                  Wake up and smell the coffee

                  YIC
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

                    Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                    Do you deny that anal sex happens in strict contravention of Leviticus 20:13?

                    Wake up and smell the coffee

                    YIC
                    Why are you changing the subject? Do you express your anal sex needs through "demons"?
                    Deuteronomy 22:10 Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

                      Originally posted by Ignorant Buttmunch View Post
                      Why are you changing the subject?...
                      He's not changing the subject. He's trying to explain some very basic concepts to you.

                      The Bible tells him that everything bad that happens to people (like anal sex, disease, anal sex, madness, anal sex, abortion, anal sex, tax hikes, anal sex, socialized medicine, anal sex, and anal sex) is because of demons. Everything good that happens to people (like when the Flood wiped out all of humanity except for eight people on a boat, and the genocides of the Ammelekites, Ammonites, Medianites, etc.) is because of God.

                      ...Do you express your anal sex needs through "demons"?
                      Why, do you?

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                      • #26
                        Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                        He's not changing the subject. He's trying to explain some very basic concepts to you.

                        The Bible tells him that everything bad that happens to people (like anal sex, disease, anal sex, madness, anal sex, abortion, anal sex, tax hikes, anal sex, socialized medicine, anal sex, and anal sex) is because of demons. Everything good that happens to people (like when the Flood wiped out all of humanity except for eight people on a boat, and the genocides of the Ammelekites, Ammonites, Medianites, etc.) is because of God.



                        Why, do you?
                        By demons or people possessed by demons? I still couldn't find any mentioning of demons that anally rape you.
                        Deuteronomy 22:10 Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

                          Originally posted by Ignorant Buttmunch View Post
                          By demons or people possessed by demons? I still couldn't find any mentioning of demons that anally rape you.
                          No mention of the internet (or computers in general, either). Are you now going to deny that they exist?

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                          • #28
                            Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            No mention of the internet (or computers in general, either). Are you now going to deny that they exist?
                            Computers are tangible. I don't find anal demons very tangible.
                            Deuteronomy 22:10 Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

                              Originally posted by Ignorant Buttmunch View Post
                              Computers are tangible. I don't find anal demons very tangible.
                              Hello Ignorant Buttmunch. I had to look up what tangible means it means that you can touch something. I agree with you that you can touch a computer. I then looked up demons and they are evil spirits. I do not think you can touch a spirit.

                              Just because you can not touch something does not mean it does not exist. You can not touch a neurocognitive deficit but I promise you it is a very real thing.

                              Thank you.

                              Rusty
                              Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer!

                                The point was that non tangible things, can't rape you.
                                Deuteronomy 22:10 Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.

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