Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

[Nobar King]

I can't seem to see things that are right in front of my face.

I spent an hour today looking for my Makita drill so I could fix a tool that I needed for some garden work. I was able to find both batteries, the charger and the flashlight, but the drill was more elusive. I searched each room in my house multiple times and started to wonder whether one of my Mexicans took it. I even looked inside of the other tool boxes that already have different tools in them. I was desperate. I couldn't even remember the last time I used it.

Just as I was about to give up I went back to the first place I started looking and, surprise, there was my drill! I was almost ready to go out and buy another drill.

I used to joke and wonder why "you always find things in the last place you look," but I'm starting to wonder if it's more likely that I'm just blind and not seeing things that aren't lost and are right where they should be.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

I can never find a drill when I need one.

But bright colours are more noticeable, and helps things to stand out for me. Here's a nice orange one:

[James Hutchins]

Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

I think the drill had been taken by a false Christian and God, seeing your dilemma and stress, retrieved it for you and put it where you last left it, hence it being where you looked first.

Another miracle!

As a side note, you probaly ought to get rid of that chink drill and get a real one, like the Bosch or Milwaukee

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

I like Dewalt tools, mostly because they're bright yellow and easy to see. Also, Black & Decker owns Dewalt, so they're American. Bosch is a German company, and while they're decent, they're blue and too hard to see.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

I am always very careful to keep my drills and other rotary tools far away from my wife.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

I am always very careful to keep my drills and other rotary tools far away from my wife.

That is very considerate, Mr Jenkins. At present I am having my house renovated so there are a lot of builders around, and they are much better with their tools than anything I can manage on my own.

[Felicity]

Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

Why not pray to Jesus for better eyes?

[Nobar King]

Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

Why not pray to Jesus for better eyes?

I did do that, but there was some swearing involved, too, so I'm not very hopeful that my eyes are going to get better.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!




My grandafther have this kind of driller - this is what I'm using when I'm helping to him in the house in the country - these days I am stay whit them near Alcoy - not Alicante - cos he need the help and I'm a good worker too! I always were one!

I like the elegant blue's tone it have.

YIC, Mari

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

I can't seem to see things that are right in front of my face.

How old are you? You look about 75 and going down hill. That sort of thing comes with age. I know, I can give you a year or two.

If you ever get like that again, the trick is to mime the actions of what ever it is you're looking for, and you'll find it quick enough.

Pro Tip: If it's the katsup bottle and you'd shake it - keep your hand well above your waist...

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

You look about 75 and going down hill. That sort of thing comes with age.

Nonsense! I am 74 years old and my eyesight is still flawless. Nobar just needs to pray harder.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

Nonsense! I am 74 years old and my eyesight is still flawless.

Meh! That's what my uncle Amos was saying when the 'phone rang and he picked up his wife's hot iron and said, "Hello!"

May be God thinks Nobar's seen enough of the sorrows and sins of this world.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

Surely you old men should be dying soon. I'm sure Jesus can't wait to have you at His side.

[SUV]

Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

Don't feel badly, Brother Nobar King. Only he who cannot see JESUS is truly blind

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

I think when objects get misplaced it's really demons playing tricks on people so they THINK they are losing their eyesight or their minds.

I agree with the suggestion to pray harder! Also, ask JESUS to rid your house of demons. They are always waiting for any opportunity to crawl inside a rectum and make a person gay.