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Grammar Nazi Gender Pronouns: when grammar Nazis have a Nuremberg Rally! - 01-24-2019, 01:08 PM

Hello, Social Construct, and welcome to the forum. I'd also like to wish you a belated happy New Current Year as well. Just so you know, I currently identify as a ball of lint. You may refer to me as Dx Pendergast or by my pronous:

Nominative: lint
Accusative: linton
Genitive: lints
Dative: lintom
Ablative: lintow
Lative: linty
Locative: linter
Reflexive: lintself

I also insist on having my own personal verb endings in agreement with my pronouns. The third person present singular suffix -s is replaced with -nt for verbs ending in a vowel and -int for verbs ending in a consonant. For example, he sees becomes lint seent, and he kicks becomes lint kickint. This holds even for defective auxiliary verbs (willint, oughtint, cannint, etc.). And, of course, the verb to be is irregular: int (present tense) and waint (past tense).

I reserve the right to add more case or verb endings at any time, or to identify as something else entirely and change the whole lot. Failure to use my made-up pronouns, which can change on a whim, will result in you being doxxed as lintphobe.

In the OP you quoted some Bible verses. Here are a couple of my favourites.

2 Chron 9:13-14, 22
13 Now the weight of gold that came to Solomon in one year was six hundred and threescore and six talents of gold;
14 Beside that which chapmen and merchants brought. And all the kings of Arabia and governors of the country brought gold and silver to Solomon.
[. . .]
22 And king Solomon passed all the kings of the earth in riches and wisdom.
(It's good to know that in its heyday, Israel had its own Trump.)

2 Thes 3:10 For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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