[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: Introducing myself

Well he is the whole opposite of a communist, he would sell his own organs to get a penny. I think he might be a Jew.

As for the teacher, i bet that he offered her sex services in exchange of good grades at school.. this is so immoral. Such a man can't become a president

French language is still spoken, but arab is slowly becoming the main language, it's scary.


Please tell me about your lifestyle, i need to chase my bad thoughts away !

I am very curious about your comment "...might be a Jew."
Look, Miss Socialist So-Called Christian, the G_d of the Bible does not look kindly upon those who choose to create dissension. Your "Jesus" was not the Messiah. At one time, I thought so - and then I sought the truth elsewhere and found it, temporarily. At that time, I went back to Christ believing everything He said. But then this congregation had NO support for me, calling me a "Joo" and a Christ Killer (which as you know is ridiculous - the ROMANS killed Christ). I felt no love from them at all. The only person here who has a semblance of normalcy is Brother Trevor (I Man Rastafari). I am aiding him in his journey toward a degree because of his devoted friendship even when I left his religion to return to Judaism, the roots of my faith and my people.


When Messiah comes, the G_d of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob will bring forth the just and swift wrath that is deserved upon the folks here. Seek truth from me. Seek truth from Trevor. Seek truth from a local Rabbi (I know several in France - just tell me where you are). Stay away from "Faith Machine," and his perverted web cams.


There is hope for you, French woman. Rid yourself of hatred and prejudice. My people will welcome you gladly.


In peace,
Michael Hezekiah
Attorney at Law

[Celestial]

Re: Introducing myself

Bonjour Mademoiselle,


Enchante! It is indeed a pleasure to welcome someone from the land of one of my favorite foods, French Fries. I don't eat them often, because I must keep my manly, virile, well-built body as the Lord intended: strong, worthy of service, and capable of controlling unruly jaws.


I am a SINGLE young man, filled with purity and strength. By trade I am a certified equine gnathologist, but I am also soon to be known as part of the few who have the title of Ph.D. With the expert guidance of Brother Dr. Professor Elmer White - who has endured much persecution in his service to the Lord - I am studying Creation Science. This takes up much of my free time. Through God's abundance of blessings, He led me on a mission trip to South America recently where I brought hundreds of men to their knees. I have never felt such pleasure as when they were crying out to God.


Perhaps France needs a visit from someone like me.


Well, my dear lady in Christ, I pray that your time here is fulfilling and brings you much edification in the things of the Lord. Do feel free to reach out to me or any of the other friendly, devoted members of the congregation should you require spiritual guidance or support.


BrotherLarry

Oh ! Bonjour Monsieur !

It is a pleasure to meet you ! If you happen to visit France someday, please don't stay overnight in some shady ghetto, but come at our place ! My father would be so glad to meet you, and so do I

I'd cook you the best homemade frenchfries you will ever eat

[Celestial]

Re: Introducing myself

There is hope for you, French woman. Rid yourself of hatred and prejudice. My people will welcome you gladly.

Attorney at Law

My hope resides in the KJV Bible and in this forum

[Basilissa]

Re: Introducing myself

I came here from friends, sorry if i offended you with my question, I just wanted to know more about you.

No offense taken. You can learn a bit about us by looking at our previous posts and threads.

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: Introducing myself

My hope resides in the KJV Bible and in this forum

There is an old Jewish quote that says:


The woman who seeks a recipe from a new bride will never satisfy her hunger or that of her husband.


And another:


Don't look for road maps written by blind men.


And still another:


It is foolish to slap the face of a man who offers you a loaf of bread just because you aren't in the mood for bread.


Mike H.

[handmaiden]

Re: Introducing myself

I came here to have some social interactions with other people who are like me, which is impossible in France. Reading the KJV Holy Bible is always a pleasure but I expected a more thrilling answer than this.

It was not my intent to sound harsh or disinterested regarding your request for fellowship. Indeed, you captured the spirit of my response with the one you posted yourself.

My hope resides in the KJV Bible and in this forum

There is an old Jewish quote that says:

It is foolish to slap the face of a man who offers you a loaf of bread just because you aren't in the mood for bread.


Mike H.

A proper Frenchwoman might slap the face of a man who offers her a loaf that is an insult to Real(r) bread, n'est-ce pas?

[Celestial]

Re: Introducing myself

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A proper Frenchwoman might slap the face of a man who offers her a loaf that is an insult to Real® bread, n'est-ce pas?

Tout à fait !

Homemade baguette is the best !

[Basilissa]

Re: Introducing myself

meaningless Jewish drivel removed

Who cares?

Who asked you to share your non-Bible based opinions, anyway?

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Introducing myself

Hello Darling!


I was thrilled to learn that you enjoy pies. While no one has a better pie than I do, it's cute that you are trying. And to bake a nice baguette is certainly something a beginner like you should practice often.


The Lord Jesus is leading you to our forums for your soul's eventual Salvation(R). The road may be long, or it may be quite fast, but it is indeed my prayer that you find what it means to truly be one of the Lord's maidservants.


Adoringly,
NRL

[MitzaLizalor]

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I know. They couldn't even get their "Bible" right until ten- or eleven-hundred.
That's ten- or eleven-hundred A.D.

The Masoretes† were rabbis who made it their special work to correct the faults that had crept into the text of the Old Testament during the Babylonian captivity, and to prevent, for the future, its being corrupted by any alteration. They first separated the apocryphal from the canonical books, and divided the latter into twenty-two books, being the number of letters in the Hebrew alphabet. Then they divided each book into sections and verses.

There is a great difference of opinion as to when the Masoretic Text was written, but it was probably accomplished in the 10th -11th century. Several editions existed, varying considerably, but the received and authoritative text is that of Jacob ben-chayim ibn Adonijah, who carefully sifted and arranged the previous works on the subject. It was published in 1524.

But Jesus already had a Bible which He recognised, which He quoted from and which preserved Israelite history. Jesus used this text to demonstrate that He was The Son Of God. That was prophesied in Isaiah so they'd need to do something about that! Jesus' pre-incarnation presence is vivid across The Old Testament from the time of Abraham through to the Judges and Kings, the building and rebuilding of The Temple.—.currently an unnecessary object but I guess Hezekiah wants to build another anyway.—.and so, three thousand years after the events described, they've cooked up a different Bible which they use to deny Christ.

This is done in an attempt to limit God's freedom of action. Hezekiah is actually dumb enough to think that he can remove free will from the Creator of the universe by raising contractual obligations

Abraham‡ was born under the name Abram in the city of Ur in Babylonia in the year 1948 from Creation (circa 1800 BCE). He was the son of Terach, an idol merchant, but from his early childhood, he questioned the faith of his father and sought the truth. He came to believe that the entire universe was the work of a single Creator, and he began to teach this belief to others.

Abram tried to convince his father, Terach, of the folly of idol worship. One day, when Abram was left alone to mind the store, he took a hammer and smashed all of the idols except the largest one. He placed the hammer in the hand of the largest idol. When his father returned and asked what happened, Abram said, "The idols got into a fight, and the big one smashed all the other ones." His father said, "Don't be ridiculous. These idols have no life or power. They can't do anything." Abram replied, "Then why do you worship them?"

Eventually, the one true Creator that Abram had worshipped called to him, and made him an offer: if Abram would leave his home and his family, then G-d would make him a great nation and bless him. Abram accepted this offer, and the b'rit (covenant) between G-d and the Jewish people was established.

The idea of b'rit is fundamental to traditional Judaism: we have a covenant, a contract, with G-d, which involves rights and obligations on both sides. We have certain obligations to G-d, and G-d has certain obligations to us.

It's a nice enough story but it's not Biblical. Its purpose is to demonstrate the folly of worshipping idols. And as one follows the story, entering into the world of idol salesmen and their stock-rooms, perhaps imagining the tasteless couture, the gilding, the grotesque leering faces, the drool as they gawp at you and usually the mfr makes certain body parts exaggerated to a monstrous degree the lips for example or the bulging eyes the swelling veins and arteries you'd think they were about to explode ..where was I? ..oh yes ..the story changes. It carries you along because you have entered into that world and there's nothing wrong with a story (I quite like 1-Eye 2-Eyes & 3-Eyes for instance) but when doctrinal clap-trap is segued in it's not just a story any more, it has become a deception. God cannot be trapped in that way.

Numbers 23 . KJV . look up . context
19 God is not a man, that he should lie; neither the son of man, that he should repent: hath he said, and shall he not do it ? or hath he spoken, and shall he not make it good?

But whether reading a Jewish fable or a European fable or actual Biblical accounts, history continued after the covenant was annulled.
This point in History is marked with a statement by Jesus and archæological evidence is splattered all across the Levant but does not appear in the Jewish text. Why?

There is an old Jewish quote that says: The woman who seeks a recipe from a new bride will never satisfy her hunger or that of her husband.

But the old recipe was never followed to start with! Literally from the outset they'd rather melt down their jewellery to make an orgy idol than receive that recipe! Hezekiah continues:

Don't look for road maps written by blind men.

I don't know what sorts of road maps he's thinking about here, veins and arteries again I shouldn't wonder underneath translucent skin once bitten this fool has not become twice shy. But we can guess what he's talking about and how's that working out? Next:

It is foolish to slap the face of a man who offers you a loaf of bread just because you aren't in the mood for bread.

If this Hezekiah had actually read The Bible he'd know what Jesus did in just such a situation. He was not in the mood for bread. He was offered bread. This is what He said:

Luke 4 . KJV . look up
4 Jesus answered him, saying, It is written, That man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word of God.
5 And the devil, taking him up into an high mountain, shewed unto him all the kingdoms of the world in a moment of time.
6 And the devil said unto him, All this power will I give thee, and the glory of them: for that is delivered unto me; and to whomsoever I will I give it.
7 If thou therefore wilt worship me, all shall be thine.
8 And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.

The Bible explains all this very well: the covenant; the idolatry; the Judges and Kings; the Messiah prophesied; the Messiah born; His rejection by the Jews and their culpability for His murder resulting in expulsion from The Promised Land. The Bible records Jewish acceptance of this fate which is applied to all future generations pending Jesus' return. We can therefore translate what Hezekiah's words actually mean both from prophecy and from history:

• • The woman who seeks a recipe from a new bride will never satisfy her hunger or that of her husband.
    • “Let's kill God.”
  
  
  • Don't look for road maps written by blind men.
    • “Let's kill God.”
  
  
  • It is foolish to slap the face of a man who offers you a loaf of bread just because you aren't in the mood for bread.
    • “Let's kill God.”

The God he denies, the God he has rejected, the God of whom he is ashamed, the God whose name he durst not write is the God of The Bible however much they squirm and wriggle how can they deny the reality of history? There are none so blind as those who will not see.

JEREMIAH 5

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† gotQuestions?org
‡ Jewish Virtual Library

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Introducing myself

There is an old Jewish quote that says: *jooish rubbish*

And why do you think our newcomer would have any interest in jooish mumbo jumbo?

[Celestial]

Re: Introducing myself

And why do you think our newcomer would have any interest in jooish mumbo jumbo?

Thanks for your intervention kind sir
I see that anybody is allowed on this forum. Trying to save even the most ignorant people is a proof of strenght and bravery.

Hello Darling!


I was thrilled to learn that you enjoy pies. While no one has a better pie than I do, it's cute that you are trying. And to bake a nice baguette is certainly something a beginner like you should practice often.


The Lord Jesus is leading you to our forums for your soul's eventual Salvation®. The road may be long, or it may be quite fast, but it is indeed my prayer that you find what it means to truly be one of the Lord's maidservants.


Adoringly,
NRL

Thank you for that welcoming message ! I feel like you have a lot to teach me. What is your favourite pie to cook/eat ? And what is your baking secret ? Please tell me

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Introducing myself

I see that anybody is allowed on this forum.

That guy keeps coming with the Jewish theology and does need to be answered now & then. There are one or two catholic types who are quite incorrigible and who are addressed appropriately and a couple of spaghetti worshippers. These seem to be polite.

Do you have them in France?

[Celestial]

Re: Introducing myself

That guy keeps coming with the Jewish theology and does need to be answered now & then. There are one or two catholic types who are quite incorrigible and who are addressed appropriately and a couple of spaghetti worshippers. These seem to be polite.

Do you have them in France?

You mean spaghetti woreshippers ? I didn't even knew that was a thing ! I don't know if we have them in France, but i guess we have some Italian people, just like in every country

[MitzaLizalor]

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You mean spaghetti woreshippers ? I didn't even knew that was a thing ! I don't know if we have them in France, but i guess we have some Italian people, just like in every country

They say there's a flying spaghetti monster (FSM) somewhere who looks after them with beer. They obsess over pirates and fly pirate flags which look like this:

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The flag on the right has a picture of the flying spaghetti monster "FSM" and a made-up word "Pastafarian" above, which is difficult to read. They call themselves pastafarians and although they are obviously insane, usually the ones posting here are polite.