[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Can I be gay and a Catholic

Not all Catholics do that

You're right, the nuns don't rape little boys. They prefer little girls. Those lecherous pedophile crones should all be burned at the stake.

[Basilissa]

Re: Can I be gay and a Catholic

Not all Catholics do that

Of course not, dear. Also, not all Nazis went around murdering people. Yet, we condemn them for following the Nazi ideology. It's the same with Catholics - God will condemn them to Hell for following their pagan beliefs (most Catholic "saints" are derived from pagan deities).

[DolliMoans]

Re: Can I be gay and a Catholic

Being gay and Catholic means Satan's gonna double your punishment! - Forcibly prodded by the barbed peckers of his minions in all ends, inside of a scorching confession booth! ( James 3:1 )

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Can I be gay and a Catholic

Not all Catholics do that

You seem to be an expert in missing the point, as you keep showing over and over again:

As long as you love God and Jesus in your heart and your not a liberal then you are alright

I am going to spend some of my valuable time fixing your soul and ensuring your passage to Heaven. The solution is surprisingly simple:

READ THE ENTIRE BIBLE!!!

When you read the entire Bible and do everything it says for the rest of your life you will go to Heaven. It's really THAT simple! God gave us a precise instruction manual. It's almost as if God loves us so much that He wants ALL of us to go to Heaven!...

You're welcome!

You should, of course, read everything, but here are some parts to get you started:

• We have to follow 100% of God's laws. (James 2:10)
• All sluts should be killed. (Deuteronomy 22:20-21)
• We have to use the entire, unaltered Bible. (Deuteronomy 4:2, Revelation 22:18-19, Psalm 12:6-7, 2 Peter 1:20)
• Those who don't believe, go to Hell. No exceptions. No mercy. (Mark 16:16, Revelation 21:8, John 15:6, John 14:6)
• Being lesbian or gay is not allowed. (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:26-27)
• Once America gets Biblical laws, all disobedient children and all unbelievers should be killed. (2nd Chronicles 15:13, Deuteronomy 21:18-21)
• Masturbation is not allowed. (Genesis 38:9-10, Matthew 5:28, 1st Corinthians 6:18-19, 1st Corinthians 7:2)
• Cursing is not allowed. (Exodus 20:7, Psalms 10:7, Psalms 59:12, Romans 3:13-18, 1 Peter 1:15)
• Saying bad things about the Holy Ghost is not allowed and will never be forgiven. (Matthew 12:32, Mark 3:29)
• Don't be lazy. (Romans 12:11, Proverbs 26:15, Proverbs 12:24)
• We also have to obey secular laws. (1st Peter 2:13-17, Romans 13:1-7, Hebrews 13:17)
• You deserve every horrible thing that happens to you (Job 34:11, Isaiah 3:11)
• Abortion is murder. (Jeremiah 1:5)
• Women should be silent. (1st Timothy 2:11-12)
• Women have to obey their husbands. (Genesis 3:16, Ephesians 5:22-24)
• If you don't hit your children, they will burn in Hell. (Proverbs 13:24, Proverbs 23:13-14, Proverbs 29:15)
• Rapists and their victims have to get married. (Deuteronomy 22:28-29)
• Woman should not wear pants, makeup, piercings or tattoos. (Deuteronomy 22:5, 1st Timothy 2:9, Leviticus 19:28)
• Only accept True Christians as company, others are not allowed. (2 Corinthians 6:14–17)
• Foolish wives should be severely beaten with a rod (Proverbs 26:3, Proverbs 20:30)
• God want's us to suffer to prove we are worthy. (Romans 8:17)
• Sickness is a punishment for sinning (Genesis 12:17, Exodus 15:26, Deuteronomy 7:12-16).
• Almost everyone will go to Hell. (Matthew 7:13-14)
• We are all sinners. (Romans 3:23, Romans 3:10)
• True Christians are sin free. (1st John 1:7, Revelation 1:5, 1st John 3:9)
• Those who get insulted for doing God's work are blessed. (Matthew 5:10)
• We are allowed to judge. (Leviticus 19:15, John 7:24, 2nd Timothy 4:1-2, Psalm 37:30, Proverbs 31:9, 1 Corinthians 2:15)
• Your child raped and tortured to death in front of you? God expects you to bear it with grace! (1 Corinthians 10:13)
• God hates sinners. (Proverbs 6:16-19, Hosea 9:15, Matthew 13:41-42, Deuteronomy 12:31)
• It's better to cut off our body parts than to sin. (Matthew 5:29-30, Mark 9:43-48)
• Praying works, but only if you truly believe. (Matthew 21:22, John 9:31, Luke 18:27)
• Jesus is not all about peace. (Matthew 10:34-37, Luke 14:26)
• God knows and sees everything. (Proverbs 15:3, Acts 1:24)