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Default Our list of nominees for the Nobel prizes - 05-18-2019, 06:36 PM

Here you can find the official Landover list of nominees for the Nobel prize this year, by category.


Let´s start with the Peace Prize


First nominee: God
Of course, because He brings peace, noone can bring more peace than Him:

Numbers 6:24-26
The Lord bless thee, and keep thee:
The Lord make his face shine upon thee, and be gracious unto thee:
The Lord lift up his countenance upon thee, and give thee peace.

Second nominee: Jesus
He also brings peace, as we all know


John 14:27 Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid.

Third nominee: Donald J Trump

The one bringing peace among humans.


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Originally Posted by @realDonaldTrump


Things will work out fine between the U.S.A. and Russia. At the right time everyone will come to their senses & there will be lasting peace!


It is going to be a tight decision. I cannot foresee a clear winner, but I think Jesus has my vote.


Who do you think should win?


Next prize: Literature!


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Default Re: Our list of nominees for the Nobel prizes - 05-18-2019, 07:38 PM

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Here you can find the official Landover list of nominees for the Nobel prize this year, by category.
Let´s start with the Peace Prize
First nominee: God
Of course, because He brings peace, none can bring more peace than Him:
Second nominee: Jesus
He also brings peace, as we all know
Third nominee: Donald J Trump
The one bringing peace among humans.
It is going to be a tight decision. I cannot foresee a clear winner, but I think Jesus has my vote.
I wonder if there could be an "honorable mention" category. Those drone operators who burn homes where ISIS generals live might make this list. Science types making nukes might be another.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Our list of nominees for the Nobel prizes - 05-19-2019, 03:09 AM

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Here you can find the official Landover list of nominees for the Nobel prize this year, by category.


Let´s start with the Peace Prize


First nominee: God
Of course, because He brings peace, noone can bring more peace than Him:

Numbers 6:24-26
The Lord bless thee, and keep thee:
The Lord make his face shine upon thee, and be gracious unto thee:
The Lord lift up his countenance upon thee, and give thee peace.

Second nominee: Jesus
He also brings peace, as we all know


John 14:27 Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid.

Third nominee: Donald J Trump

The one bringing peace among humans.






It is going to be a tight decision. I cannot foresee a clear winner, but I think Jesus has my vote.


Who do you think should win?


Next prize: Literature!
Shouldn't the Literature prize be God, too? He did write the mostest-best selling book of all time.


His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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Trump Re: Our list of nominees for the Nobel prizes - 05-19-2019, 03:52 AM

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Shouldn't the Literature prize be God, too? He did write the mostest-best selling book of all time.
Dear Sister,

I almost totally agree, but I'd go for a shared Prize (that's what they do all the time with the Piece Prize and the Alchemistry Prizes). I'd include Jesus as a nominee. He is God (John 10:30) and if they are One, how could we exclude Jesus. On second thoughts, We also have to nominate the Holy Ghost as it would be unforgivable if God and Jesus were to share the Prize without the Spirits.

Matthew 12:31
Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.

In addition, we must include our Beloved President Donald Trump for His Tweets. They've previously awarded the Communist singer Bob Dylan for his lyrics, so you don't need a novel-length book to be nominated and the output of Mr. Trump surpasses those of Dylan or Doris LeSin by thousands of miles. I think that the Tweet below - one of the bestest - is Nobel-class:



Next: Medicine Prize. Once again, President Trump would be the obvious choice to share the Prize with God and Jesus.

Trump's breakthrough:



God and Jesus's accomplishments:

Mark 6:13
And they cast out many devils, and anointed with oil many that were sick, and healed them.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Dear Sister,

I almost totally agree, but I'd go for a shared Prize (that's what they do all the time with the Piece Prize and the Alchemistry Prizes). I'd include Jesus as a nominee. He is God (John 10:30) and if they are One, how could we exclude Jesus. On second thoughts, We also have to nominate the Holy Ghost as it would be unforgivable if God and Jesus were to share the Prize without the Spirits.

Matthew 12:31
Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.

In addition, we must include our Beloved President Donald Trump for His Tweets. They've previously awarded the Communist singer Bob Dylan for his lyrics, so you don't need a novel-length book to be nominated and the output of Mr. Trump surpasses those of Dylan or Doris LeSin by thousands of miles. I think that the Tweet below - one of the bestest - is Nobel-class:



Next: Medicine Prize. Once again, President Trump would be the obvious choice to share the Prize with God and Jesus.

Trump's breakthrough:



God and Jesus's accomplishments:

Mark 6:13
And they cast out many devils, and anointed with oil many that were sick, and healed them.


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Our list of nominees for the Nobel prizes - 05-19-2019, 11:00 PM

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One problem. Those tweets are fake and Trump is pro-vax...
Trump is pro-whatever he thinks his audience at the moment wants to hear. Tomorrow, different crowd, different message.

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...Links or it didn't happen
You do know that tweets can be deleted, right?



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Trump Re: Our list of nominees for the Nobel prizes - 05-20-2019, 06:20 AM

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Now that we've taken care of that it's time to move on to the Physics Prize. Once again, God and Jesus (because of John 10:30) are the nominees with the highest scores among betting odds.

First, God described nuclear reactions and weaponry well ahead of His time! He told us how deconstructing the elements gives us the fission reaction and thus power!

2 Peter 3:12
Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat?

Second, He gave us the precise value of Pi, an enigmatic number that secular scientists twill haven't been able to calculate exactly. Well, all Bible-believing Christians™ know that Pi = 3.

1 Kings 7:23
And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about.

However, we do have a third contender: Mr. President Donald Trump. Unbeknownst to the majority of the scientific community, Mr. Trump has discovered a physical method to extinguish fires.



Perhaps also in this case, it would be fair to divide the Prize as a threesome between God, the Donald and Jesus?


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Default Re: Our list of nominees for the Nobel prizes - 05-20-2019, 03:32 PM

Brother Professor, you have explained better than I could why God, Jesus and Donald should have, so far, won every Nobel Prize.

Literature, Peace, Medicine and Physics all should go to this trio (not a threesome, no)


But what should happen with the Economics Nobel prize? Oh, what surprises will we find?


Well, the first nominee is...


GOD!


The verse that leads to the nomination, is the verse that understands how the world works and how it should be:


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Proverbs 22:7 - The rich ruleth over the poor, and the borrower [is] servant to the lender.
So far, so good, but who is our second nominee?
Mmm... let's see!


JESUS!


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Thessalonians 3:10 - For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.
See democrats? No food stamps, no Obamacare, no help whatsoever: you should be working!


Our third candidate comes as a surprise.


https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/...92215617830912




Who better to nominate Trump than Trump himself!


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“Trump has set Economic Growth on fire. During his time in office, the economy has achieved feats most experts thought impossible. GDP is growing at a 3 percent-plus rate. The unemployment rate is near a 50 year low.” CNBC...Also, the Stock Market is up almost 50% since Election!
Brothers and sisters, this is just as close as the other four categories. I think the outcome should be the same: divide the Prize into three and give it to all of them!


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Scared Re: Our list of nominees for the Nobel prizes - 05-20-2019, 09:35 PM

While I wholeheartedly agree that The Donald deserves a golden shower of trophies, awards, and cash prizes, do we really want him to become a Nobel Laureate? Wouldn't that be a grave insult to the man and his work? After all, just look at the veritable rogue's gallery of scum, criminals, heathens, terrorists, and villains he would be joining:Everyone on this list is either in Hell or headed there, and that's just the recipients of the Peace Prize! A few of them are okay (i.e. Henry Kissinger and F.W. de Klerk), but most of them are abject human filth. If I started adding from Science and Literature, the list would expand greatly. I, for one, don't want to sully the good name of Donald Trump by associating him with the wicked Nobel Prize.


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Trump Re: Our list of nominees for the Nobel prizes - 05-21-2019, 02:53 AM

Brother Dennis, the Nobel can be great again only and if only the winners represent the small but eventually Heaven-dwelling True Christian™ population. Because of this, we still have to consider the case of the Chemistry Prize. A tough one. Who would be a suitable nominee? Initially this might seem the difficult one to resolve but my first nominee - after careful consideration - is our own Mr. President Donald Trump. Because He has made Chemistry Great Again!



And this great chemistry reaches out to former enemies, such as our great friend Mr. Putin and future ally Mr. Kim Jong-Un. Verily, President Trump is the front-runner for the Chemistry Prize. But - do we have any other nominees? We do! I nominate God and Jesus (because of John 10:30). They are nominated because they formulated the Periodic Table long before the Heretic Mendeleev. In fact, God listed out the elements in Genesis 1! Glory! Some examples below:
  • Hydrogen: Element 1. It it required for water. It can donate, share and accept electrons. Three choices. Trinity. God Creates light and messes with waters in Genesis 1:1-3. No coincidence!
  • Phosphorus: The shining element. God Creates it in Genesis 1:14. This is the 4th day and it corresponds to the periodic table group 5a that has phosphorus. This is no coincidence. God knew what He was doing.
  • Oxymorogen: The stuff we breathe in and out! This was the fifth day and the group for this element is 6a. Once again, staggering and no coincidence.
  • Lanthanum: It has seven orbitals. It can be found in the sixth period and the third group. Third = 3 = Trinity. And six is followed by seven. What would it correspond to?
Genesis 4:5
And out of the throne proceeded lightnings and thunderings and voices: and there were seven lamps of fire burning before the throne, which are the
seven Spirits of God.
  • God has seven Spirits. Thus 3 -> 6 -> 7. No coincidence. Praise Jesus. I think that the case is settled. A shared Prize and once again, Chemistry becomes great.


For further proof, let us look at the atomistic weight of this element, the Lanthanum. It is 138.91. Is it a verse? It is. It must be in the Book of Psalms as no other Book reaches as many chapters. And, furthermore, by using the most advanced Creation Science we can calculate that 9-1=8 and Psalms 138 has exactly 8 verses. Let us read what God has to say to us.

Psalms 138:8
The LORD will perfect that which concerneth me: thy mercy, O LORD, endureth for ever: forsake not the works of thine own hands.


This is mind-blowing. Not only have we decided upon the Nobel Prize but once again, the Bible has been proven to predict Chemistry with 100% accuracy.




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Default Re: Our list of nominees for the Nobel prizes - 05-22-2019, 10:16 AM

Another point I've heard about is that all this "nuclear physics" was just a part of chemistry and that chemists continue to name "elements" even though they can't produce quarks or photons and have no idea about group theory (which they needed to import) yet they're telling us how the universe is constructed? By whom? For what purpose?

God explains that time now exists as an interim between The Fall and the ultimate destruction of everything. In the new Heaven and the new Earth there will not be sea (water) and only Christians. Hallelujah! Water existed before there were any stars "to produce oxygen" and will be the last thing to go. We will reign over everything with Him.


II Peter 3:10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
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I've read the nominations for the Medicine Prize and would like to suggest Moses. Through his submission to God revelations have been received concerning some very specific maladies.

Because of leprosy people needed to be declared unclean. The uncleanness is a stubborn one and would persist. Moses was obedient to God so through him the correct procedure was revealed.

LEPROSY
BITING FIERY SERPENTS
DEFILEMENT OF WANTONNESS
Without that revelation lepers would just get leprosy and die. Moses brought an important medical precedent from God. I've included two other examples for consideration.
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I've read the nominations for the Medicine Prize and would like to suggest Moses. Through his submission to God revelations have been received concerning some very specific maladies.

Because of leprosy people needed to be declared unclean. The uncleanness is a stubborn one and would persist. Moses was obedient to God so through him the correct procedure was revealed.
Dear Sister,

While you have exceptional cognitive skills for a mere woman, I am afraid that I cannot see much success in your nomination. The Nobel committee is very strict that a deceased person is not eligible to be nominated.
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The posthumous rules changed in 1974. Before 1974, a person could be awarded a prize posthumously if he or she had already been nominated, which was the case with Erik Axel Karlfeldt (Nobel Prize in Literature 1931) and Dag Hammarskjöld (Nobel Peace Prize, 1961). Under the 1974 Statute changes, the prize may only go to a deceased person if the recipient dies between the time the award is announced and the date the prize is awarded (December 10)
We must now assess if Moses died before the nomination. As it turns out, he did.

Deuteronomy 34:5-6
So Moses the servant of the LORD died there in the land of Moab, according to the word of the LORD. And he buried him in a valley in the land of Moab, over against Bethpeor: but no man knoweth of his sepulchre unto this day.

We should also ask if Moses was a True Christian™ and as it turns out, he wasn't. He was only a Jew who did not accept Jesus Christ as his personal savior. Despite his staggering CV in medicine, he is most likely in Hell receiving tungsten enemas as I write this.



Thank you anyway for your only slightly uneducated contributions (but exceptionally good for a mere woman), dear Sister. It is likely that this deceased rule will eventually change when the Nobel Committee is taken over by the True Christian™ community and then we might see also some of the Apostles awarded with the Prizes.


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Default Re: Our list of nominees for the Nobel prizes - 05-23-2019, 08:58 AM

Thanks for considering my suggestion. I understand that Moses would not be eligible. I've been reading about The Transfiguration this week and particularly noticed your reference to tungsten. It's because of a quote from II Peter where God revealed that He will be melting the elements and I read through The Gospels looking for other example of hot or glowing or of radiation. Moses shone after receiving The Ten Commandments but it doesn't say he was hot.

II Peter 3:10-12 explains that the elements will melt and I'd wondered how hot that would be compared to the lake of fire. Both sound dreadful and so many people will suffer; Christians are lucky to be chosen for Redemption.
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Post Re: Our list of nominees for the Nobel prizes - 05-24-2019, 05:21 AM



Covfefe My Flock! I spend several thousands of hours a week in the White House administering the World and in the meantime you forget all about me. Do I not get a single nomination? Capisce? I hate to boast but after some prayers Jesus told me to remind you of my accomplishments. I mean, Jesus is the greatest pal ever but someone has to take care of His businesses down and under here and that person is me.

Peace and prosperity: I've brought dozens of houseboys from the Philippines to my household over the years and when I return them to the shithole islands they bring with them the message of the good baptist Lord and USA and never ever dram of waging war against us.
Medicine: I pray the gay away and exorcise.
Literature: Just go ahead and read one of my sermons and ask yourself if it is not worthy of some Nobels?
Physics: My physique is AWESOME!
Chemistry: I have great chemistry with my houseboys, see the Peace Prize entry for details.
Economics: Flint Household is the most prosperous of all in Freehold and my church gets the highest percentage of tithes anywhere.

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1 Timothy 5:18 For the scripture saith, Thou shalt not muzzle the ox that treadeth out the corn. And, The labourer is worthy of his reward.
I labor. I am worthy of my reward. Now, let's reconsider the nominees, won't we???


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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