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  • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
    An old soul
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 4821

    #1

    About 24 cats are needed to make a cat fur coat

    I've tried it with less but it can't be done. I know it's early to be talking about cat stalking but a man's gotta keep his mind active in the Winter.
    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12900

    #2
    Re: About 24 cats are needed to make a cat fur coat

    Thank you for doing research on this issue, Brother.


    However, I do have one question: does a cat fur coat shed as much as 24 live cats? Because I wonder whether the most energy-efficient way to produce a cat fur coat is to just sit calmly in a small closed room with 24 cats in it. (I suppose it would be more of a felt coat than a fur coat, though.).
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    • Alvin Moss
      Serving Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2013
      • 4468

      #3
      Re: About 24 cats are needed to make a cat fur coat

      Cats are loathsome creatures, often found to be the familiars of witches and frequently encountered among crazy old women and homosexuals. They are sneaky and usually involved in one or more plots. Not like dogs, who are the Boy Scouts of the animal world.


      I imagine they would make a fine, warm coat and they could finally be of some use if they were hunted down and harvested. I don't see any need for a limit at this time, as I believe the world would be a better place if we reduce their population by about 90%.
      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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      • upchucker67
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jan 2020
        • 221

        #4
        Re: About 24 cats are needed to make a cat fur coat

        Why not skin the actors from that awful Cats movie? More than enough fur right there!

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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9384

          #5
          Re: About 24 cats are needed to make a cat fur coat

          Originally posted by phucker67 View Post
          Why not skin the actors from that awful Cats movie? More than enough fur right there!
          I personally would prefer to keep warm by burning Andrew Lloyd Webber's scores to prevent future generations from suffering.
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          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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          • menubook
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Oct 2020
            • 1

            #6
            Re: About 24 cats are needed to make a cat fur coat

            learn how to attract and maintain gifted human beings. read an interview with ex-googler david bizer. highlights: we're a group of startup fans, we've a global reach
            ***Disgusting gay porn with furcoat fornication removed by your friendly moderator***

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14076

              #7
              Re: About 24 cats are needed to make a cat fur coat

              Originally posted by menubook View Post
              learn how to attract and maintain gifted human beings...
              Learn how to attract an editor, ffs.

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              • Des
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2013
                • 2718

                #8
                Re: About 24 cats are needed to make a cat fur coat

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                Learn how to attract an editor, ffs.
                When God guides your hadn you don't need an edditer!
                Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                • Virginia Day Templeton
                  Christ's Battle Axe
                   
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 2827

                  #9
                  Re: About 24 cats are needed to make a cat fur coat

                  If you can stomach the smell, I suggest going to a Chinese restaurant and talking to the cooks. I don't believe they eat the pelts. That's not to say they don't make use of them in other ways...
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