Forget POF and OKC. A Christian alternative is Meet-an-Inmate.com!

[Titus Templeton]

There are a lot of Christian woman in Jail and they wait for a husband!

http://meet-an-inmate.com/

No doubt many of these ladies hear Jesus every night whispering in their ears that they have to get a Christian husband to make lots of children!

I checked a lot of them and many of them are indeed Christians!!

I recently wrote a letter to a fine Christian lady getting released in 2021.
She loves murder mistery but that probably isn't the reason she is in jail!

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/lacy-47503177.html

Check it out guys there is a lot of fine young Christian ladies like these:

http://meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/amanda-295234.html

http://meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/kalyn-510405.html (release date 2069 sadly)

[Des]

Re: Forget POF and OKC. A Christian alternative is Meet-an-Inmate.com!

But...but they aren't showing pictures of them in prison.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Forget POF and OKC. A Christian alternative is Meet-an-Inmate.com!

Well, Mrs. Porter certainly doesn't get any catcalls as she plods and waddles down the street, but compared to some of these women, she could easily ace a beauty pageant.

I look at this one (and I'm not entirely convinced it's even female, given my homo-rectal years prowling the injun reservations), and she looks like about as much fun as forty miles of washboard gravel road.





But I suppose it is an option for an elderly man of God, when the wife inevitably vapor-locks on the sofa eating pork rinds. At least these poor souls DO have Christ in their hearts.

Thank you Brother Titus.

In Him

[Des]

Re: Forget POF and OKC. A Christian alternative is Meet-an-Inmate.com!

How does this work, exactly? Do you order them online or something? Is there a communal kitchen and laundry where potential husbands can go to sample their homemaking skills?


I have mixed feelings about this. On one hand, my heart is lifted to see that every one of the women I clicked on are Christian. This leads me to believe the criminal justice system is working well by swiftly executing the hundreds of thousands of atheists that must come through their doors each day.


On the other hand, the quality of their wares seems to diminish greatly by the 26 mark. Do they have some kind of return policy by any chance?


I also noticed a lack of Asian prisoners, but then I saw the area over to the right. I wonder why they keep them separate when they seem to liberally mingle beaners and boos in with the whites. Makes no sense to me.

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: Forget POF and OKC. A Christian alternative is Meet-an-Inmate.com!

This is a goldmine once you make it past the messicuns and Jamaicans. Is there a filter for that?

This Jennifer is a little long in the tooth at 22 but has the build to Righteously feed some kids! I wonder if that is some kind of fancy hotel she may have worked at?

Babysitting experience is good too.

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: Forget POF and OKC. A Christian alternative is Meet-an-Inmate.com!

I also noticed a lack of Asian prisoners, but then I saw the area over to the right. I wonder why they keep them separate when they seem to liberally mingle beaners and boos in with the whites.

There should be some kind of a custom sort:
A: Whites
B: Chinks
C: Messicuns
D: Jamaicans
E: Vermont

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Forget POF and OKC. A Christian alternative is Meet-an-Inmate.com!

Apparently they have churches in prison. I hope they preach the True Christian Truth(tm) there and not something hippie.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Forget POF and OKC. A Christian alternative is Meet-an-Inmate.com!

Apparently they have churches in prison. I hope they preach the True Christian Truth™ there and not something hippie.

There are probably a lot of hippies there and without Christ have no reason not to deceive the authorities into thinking they're believers. If they were though they wouldn't be hippies. Raelians perhaps?

[Jimmy Kate Dumbardo]

Re: Forget POF and OKC. A Christian alternative is Meet-an-Inmate.com!

POF and OKC are pervert sites used for hook-ups.