[WWJDnow]

Re: Castrating my son?

If you can't resist the urge of Onanism, try rape instead.

No doubt, that is the position of Catholic clergymen. Hell, everyone knows that Catholic pulpits have "glory holes" that allow the altar boys to service the bishops and priests and deacons during the interminable masses they celebrate.

Rape has severe consequences, however. According to the Bible, rapists should be stoned to death and, even worse, they're forced to marry the woman or girl whom they raped. So I can't recommend it.