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  • #16
    Re: Is Wearing Makeup a sin?

    Sir my father is a horrible sinner. In my first post in the introduction forum I explain my family is of the presbyterian faith and does not have righteous Christian beliefs. I am straying from my family of sinners to reach the truth. I'm sorry to have sinned and repent my mistakes. I don't want to act like a cheap whore and regret my actions deeply.

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    • #17
      Re: Is Wearing Makeup a sin?

      Originally posted by Allyson View Post
      Sir my father is a horrible sinner. In my first post in the introduction forum I explain my family is of the presbyterian faith and does not have righteous Christian beliefs. I am straying from my family of sinners to reach the truth. I'm sorry to have sinned and repent my mistakes. I don't want to act like a cheap whore and regret my actions deeply.
      You need a firm and disciplined True Christian™ husband at once in order to redden those cheeks of yours properly for the Lord. A few stripes will soon put you on the right path. Is your father capable of staying away from cheap liquor for long enough to arrange matters?
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      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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      • #18
        Re: Is Wearing Makeup a sin?

        I agree with you wholeheartedly sir but my idiotic father refuses to find me a good TrueChristian husband

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        • #19
          Re: Is Wearing Makeup a sin?

          What you seem to need is the firm hand of a manly True Chritian™ to take you in hand and lead you by the hand to the loving embrace of Jesus Christ.

          Research suggests that Pastors are often impelled by God to choose slightly older gentlemen with thier own house and two cars (along with a successful career) as perfect matches for slovenly harlets.

          The love of money is of course to avoided but actually having a lot can be of benefit to the prospective harlet-to-be-corrected and to the Pastor (who by making the right choice shows his devotion to Godly Republican values).

          As a Wealth Creator I can attest to this, I expect.

          Yours in Christ,

          Dr Laurence Niles PhD, MSc, PGCert, PGDips
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • #20
            Re: Is Wearing Makeup a sin?

            Hopefully because my hell bound father cannot find me a TrueChristian husband, my Heavenly Father - The Lord - will place a husband in my future.

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            • #21
              Re: Is Wearing Makeup a sin?

              Originally posted by Allyson View Post
              Hopefully because my hell bound father cannot find me a TrueChristian husband, my Heavenly Father - The Lord - will place a husband in my future.
              Why not pray for a proper husband? #Matthew 21:22
              I Jesus!

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              • #22
                Re: Is Wearing Makeup a sin?

                Good idea sister! I'll be using the scripture you gave me as well during that time of prayer

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                • #23
                  Re: Is Wearing Makeup a sin?

                  If you wear make-up, make sure you use brands that are thoroughly tested on animals. A relative of mine is a fashion blogger, and she always stay away from Peta BS. As told in Genesis 1:26, God have gives us dominion over the animals.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Is Wearing Makeup a sin?

                    Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
                    If you wear make-up
                    Why wear makeup at all? If you don't like what Jesus gave you, you will never go to Heaven!
                    I Jesus!

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                    • #25
                      Re: Is Wearing Makeup a sin?

                      You sure don't need any make up, Felicity.

                      Your suitor,

                      Matthew

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                      • #26
                        Re: Is Wearing Makeup a sin?

                        Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                        Why wear makeup at all? If you don't like what Jesus gave you, you will never go to Heaven!
                        Beautifully said!


                        Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment? ~Matthew 6:25

                        YSiC
                        But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                        him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                        ~Matt. 10:33
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                        Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                        • #27
                          Re: Is Wearing Makeup a sin?

                          Allyson, once a TrueChristian Suitor takes interest in you, your eyes will naturally sparkle with the joy of our Lord and Savior's Blessing. Just keep your skin and nasty bits scrubbed clean with Lysol, and should your lips ever get chapped and cracked from working outdoors this winter, you can get a tinted chapstick to wear in the privacy of your own home.

                          Mr. Keeper snapped this pic of me making his breakfast, my clean face showing the healthy glow encouraged by the love I feel for Jesus.

                          Are you Washed in the Blood of the Lamb?

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                          • #28
                            Re: Is Wearing Makeup a sin?

                            What a wonderful picture! I only hope that to be me someday!

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                            • #29
                              Re: Is Wearing Makeup a sin?

                              Originally posted by Allyson View Post
                              What a wonderful picture! I only hope that to be me someday!
                              I’m afraid you can’t be another person. But if it was possible to become someone else, why don’t you want to be a man instead? But seriously, the best thing you can do is to read the Bible (KJV 1611). It will give you all the instructions you need to be able to handle your current situation (whatever that might be).
                              Stop whining
                              (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                              (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                              (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                              (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                              • #30
                                Re: Is Wearing Makeup a sin?

                                Thank you sir!

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