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Default Policing Freehold - 07-10-2009, 07:21 PM

I am settling into my new life here in Freehold, Iowa, along with my beautiful helpmate Vicky.

I'm already on the force here in the greater Freehold area. Enforcing God's law is much easier here, apparently the entire city is always on its toes because there are so many True Christians already living here. Unsaved folks are always ducking and crouching waiting for stones to come flying at them.

I've officially served two days on the force here and I've already written twelve speeding tickets.
I'm not sure if they were technically speeding or not but as an Officer of the Law, I don't have to know something to be sure.

The boys on the force have already shown me all the best donut shops. Casey's has the best!

Vicky, if you're reading this, you need to start including a stop at Casey's convenience stores on your grocery shopping list.
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Default Re: Policing Freehold - 07-10-2009, 08:24 PM

And a fine job you are doing! If you ever want to use my driveway to set up a speed trap, be my guest. Perhaps you can give those young kids who fly up and down my road a taste of justice.

I love Casey's, too. I go there every morning for a donut and a cup of coffee. The morning cashier, Arlene, is so chipper, even when I gripe at her about the weather and the fact that she doesn't attend church. It sort of makes me wonder if she's on the meth.


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Default Re: Policing Freehold - 07-10-2009, 08:54 PM

I have no doubt your crusade against law-breaking sinners will prove to be a great asset to the fine town of Freehold.


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Default Re: Policing Freehold - 07-10-2009, 08:59 PM

I want to know what you're going to do about the jerk who lives up the street with his kid who drives one of those 'boom cars' and his friends who come over all the time with their super loud stereos disturbing what little peace and quiet that I can get around here, anyway! (Takes deep breath).

They all go to the 7-11 for cigarettes. It would be great if you could set up along Acacia Lane and bust them for too-loud stereos. Maybe the police can impound their cars for being a nuisance and rip all the gear out before they give the cars back. That would sure make me happy.


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Default Re: Policing Freehold - 07-10-2009, 10:09 PM

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I want to know what you're going to do about the jerk who lives up the street with his kid who drives one of those 'boom cars' and his friends who come over all the time with their super loud stereos disturbing what little peace and quiet that I can get around here, anyway! (Takes deep breath).

They all go to the 7-11 for cigarettes. It would be great if you could set up along Acacia Lane and bust them for too-loud stereos. Maybe the police can impound their cars for being a nuisance and rip all the gear out before they give the cars back. That would sure make me happy.
Nobar, if you want I can camp out in front of your house and chase them down when they go by. Would you like me to arrest them or just fine them heavily?

This gives me an idea, let's make this thread the official place where residents of Freehold can report sinners, criminals, local nuisances and suspicious folks to me, and I will add them to my to-punish list. Nobody takes justice as seriously as me.

Let me know if you need any other bad guys dealt with.
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Default Re: Policing Freehold - 07-11-2009, 12:21 AM

Officer Don, can't you just lock all these kids up? It is obvious they are trouble and even if they have not been caught doing something, you know either that have or will soon. Let's be preactive and just send them right to jail. I know I am willing to sign what ever it takes. Landover's chain gang is looking sparse these days.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Policing Freehold - 07-11-2009, 01:02 AM

Officer Don,

What sort side arm are you carrying and what rounds are you using. Pastor Pistle and I know our guns and ammo. I am developing some specialty loads and I would be honored if you would try them out. I make .357 hot load. I drill out the hollow point and fill it with mercury and cap it off with some candle wax.

These babies travel at 1500 fps and hit with 625 ft/lbs of force. Once that mercury hits there is no removing it.



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Default Re: Policing Freehold - 07-11-2009, 01:07 AM

Can you do something about these rude dudes that I keep seeing on my street? I don't like the way they look at me.



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Officer Don,

What sort side arm are you carrying and what rounds are you using. Pastor Pistle and I know our guns and ammo. I am developing some specialty loads and I would be honored if you would try them out. I make .357 hot load. I drill out the hollow point and fill it with mercury and cap it off with some candle wax.

These babies travel at 1500 fps and hit with 625 ft/lbs of force. Once that mercury hits there is no removing it.

Hehe, I love using those rounds! Small entry hole, exit hole big enough to drive a truck though.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Default Re: Policing Freehold - 07-11-2009, 01:31 AM

James, everybody on the police force knows that kids are all up to trouble. They disgust me, sometimes I just sit in my cruiser and glare at them. I hate the way they walk around in groups, I hate the way their clothes sag, I hate their hair styles, I hate their lingo, I hate them, hate them, hate them. They ought to all be in jail or military school. We do our best to keep them off the streets, but sometimes they just won't do anything I can get them in trouble for and I have to let them go on their way.

TC Patriot, the Freehold PD issues us each a .45, a sawed-off shotgun, a heavy-duty nightstick, pepper spray, and a taser (I love those things!) I'm trying to get a KJV1611 to be standard issue as well, but somebody in the department is dragging their feet.

Nobar, let me know between what times they usually show up and I'll roll by with a K9 unit. Make sure you got your video camera ready because nobody runs like a black man with a cop dog on his heels!
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James, everybody on the police force knows that kids are all up to trouble. They disgust me, sometimes I just sit in my cruiser and glare at them. I hate the way they walk around in groups, I hate the way their clothes sag, I hate their hair styles, I hate their lingo, I hate them, hate them, hate them. They ought to all be in jail or military school. We do our best to keep them off the streets, but sometimes they just won't do anything I can get them in trouble for and I have to let them go on their way.

TC Patriot, the Freehold PD issues us each a .45, a sawed-off shotgun, a heavy-duty nightstick, pepper spray, and a taser (I love those things!) I'm trying to get a KJV1611 to be standard issue as well, but somebody in the department is dragging their feet.

Nobar, let me know between what times they usually show up and I'll roll by with a K9 unit. Make sure you got your video camera ready because nobody runs like a black man with a cop dog on his heels!
The .45 is a great round. It's a manly round and it can be modified easily. Nothing like a sawed-off Remington 870 12 gauge or a Mossberg. For my money a tactical Remington 870 12 gauge is the shot gun of choice. I would suggest a you guys carry an AR-15 in your arsenal.

I bet that taser comes in handy during an interrogation. There is nothing like a crackling Taser, a few stroke on the shins with a night stick and a snarling K-9 to make a perp fess up.

My brother is a cop and he carries an Asp batton. When he needs to get a perp to talking he snaps out the Asp and say's, I'm need to Asp you a few questions.

Thank you for keeping Freehold safe for us good Christians.



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Default Re: Policing Freehold - 07-12-2009, 02:54 PM

I am so proud of my wonderful husband for all the fine work he does on the streets! Everyone in Freehold should feel safer with Officer Don W. Richards on patrol.

It's true, dear, what you say about the youth of America. In my opinion, children should be locked up in a jail cell from age 13 to age 20. Children in that age range are never up to any good. Do you think that would be permissible, or would the bleeding hearts have something snide to say about it?


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Default Re: Policing Freehold - 07-12-2009, 07:55 PM

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It's true, dear, what you say about the youth of America. In my opinion, children should be locked up in a jail cell from age 13 to age 20. Children in that age range are never up to any good. Do you think that would be permissible, or would the bleeding hearts have something snide to say about it?
Well if I had my way we'd just stone them to death in the streets like God told us to in His Holy Word (Deuteronomy 21:18-21). Problem solved.

Unfortunately we live in a world full of Christ-hating secular liberals. They have no respect for discipline or authority.

What they don't get is, God's government is not a democracy, and neither is the police force. When God tells me to arrest, detain and righteously chastise somebody with my chastising stick, I don't expect an argument, I expect them to do what I say.
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Don, I happen to know where I can get my hands on a case of good old Godly American BlackJacs.
It is entirely possible they could fall off a truck, with no shipping labels, in front of your home.


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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Default Re: Policing Freehold - 07-13-2009, 12:14 AM

If you ask my opinion, I don't like the sound of this! Officer Don coming to Freehold sounds like a bad day for justice in America and constitutional rights! You've been on the force for three days and you and your fascist friends on here are talking about .45 rounds and locking up innocent kids? I don't even see why cops in America are even allowed to carry firearms. The British cops do not and the country is completely safe.

I have an alternative idea for you: Officer Don, why don't you see what you can do to stop police corruption and racism on the force? Also, has Freehold PD instituted an affirmative action program to make sure there are more African-Americans, Women, Homosexuals, Disabled Veterans, Elderly People, and Mentally Ill People? If not, you are in violation of federal law!!!!

Me and the grassroots organization MOP (Monitoring Offensive Policing) are going to "mop" up the racism and injustice on the Freehold PD! LOL, get it "mop" up? <---racist smiley. should be brown-skinned.

Anyways, MOP will actively monitor the Freehold PD for any violation of civil rights. Utilizing hidden cameras and reverse sting operations, MOP has successfully garnered enough evidence to file lawsuits against over 200 police organizations in the lower 48 states. One method that is highly effective is we recruit some African-American volunteers to stand out on a street corner and just talk to each other. Utilizing a hidden camera, we watch and record white policemen harrassing the youths even though no crime is being committed. We have also captured on tape police officers macing and striking the youths with billy clubs after asking them to leave.

Thanks to MOP's efforts, over 120 police officers (all of them white) have been fired and replaced by better and more tolerant African-American, Asian-American, and Hispanic-American officers.

Freehold Police Department is a dirty floor and we're going to clean it up with a MOP!!! <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned.



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If you ask my opinion, I don't like the sound of this! Officer Don coming to Freehold sounds like a bad day for justice in America and constitutional rights! You've been on the force for three days and you and your fascist friends on here are talking about .45 rounds and locking up innocent kids? I don't even see why cops in America are even allowed to carry firearms. The British cops do not and the country is completely safe.
Are you blind? I offered Don a free case of BlackJacs, usde to 'hit you upside the head' with. You know what they are.

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I have an alternative idea for you: Officer Don, why don't you see what you can do to stop police corruption and racism on the force? Also, has Freehold PD instituted an affirmative action program to make sure there are more African-Americans, Women, Homosexuals, Disabled Veterans, Elderly People, and Mentally Ill People? If not, you are in violation of federal law!!!!
But the Landover PD is an equal opportunity precinct. nigras, Homers, cripples, useless old stiffs and Berkly professors all share the same filthy cell. What more could you ask for!


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Me and the grassroots organization MOP (Monitoring Offensive Policing) are going to "mop" up the racism and injustice on the Freehold PD! LOL, get it "mop" up? <---racist smiley. should be brown-skinned.

Anyways, MOP will actively monitor the Freehold PD for any violation of civil rights. Utilizing hidden cameras and reverse sting operations, MOP has successfully garnered enough evidence to file lawsuits against over 200 police organizations in the lower 48 states. One method that is highly effective is we recruit some African-American volunteers to stand out on a street corner and just talk to each other. Utilizing a hidden camera, we watch and record white policemen harrassing the youths even though no crime is being committed. We have also captured on tape police officers macing and striking the youths with billy clubs after asking them to leave.

Thanks to MOP's efforts, over 120 police officers (all of them white) have been fired and replaced by better and more tolerant African-American, Asian-American, and Hispanic-American officers.
What is your point?

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Freehold Police Department is a dirty floor and we're going to clean it up with a MOP!!! <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned.
I am sure Officer Don and the entire Landover force would love you use your nappy head to mop up the drunk tank puke. PTX, you finally made a good suggestion. We'll leave a malt beverage out at the back door for you and your team to share.
By the way, it is poor American English to say "Me and the grassroots", but I suppose it is asking (or should it be "axing") too much from a person like you to speak correctly.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Policing Freehold - 07-14-2009, 12:29 AM

This afternoon I was perched along Seventh street when an ambulance went flying by. The radar said it was moving about 60 miles per hour. As you all know, the speed limit on Seventh street is only 25.

Safety is at the top of my priority list. I am here for the safety of Freehold. I turned on my lights and sirens and began pursuit. The arrogant ambulance driver didn't pull over until he had reached the scene of the alleged heart attack! Once he finally pulled over, I exited the cruiser and interrogated the driver. He was shocked to learn that I was actually pursuing him, even though I motioned several times for him to pull over. Apparently he thought I was just going to accompany him to the scene.

As is usual for speeders, he threw a huge fit and called me crazy when I presented him with a $360 fine for speeding and reckless driving.

These people aren't going to break the law on my watch.
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This afternoon I was perched along Seventh street when an ambulance went flying by. The radar said it was moving about 60 miles per hour. As you all know, the speed limit on Seventh street is only 25.

Safety is at the top of my priority list. I am here for the safety of Freehold. I turned on my lights and sirens and began pursuit. The arrogant ambulance driver didn't pull over until he had reached the scene of the alleged heart attack! Once he finally pulled over, I exited the cruiser and interrogated the driver. He was shocked to learn that I was actually pursuing him, even though I motioned several times for him to pull over. Apparently he thought I was just going to accompany him to the scene.

As is usual for speeders, he threw a huge fit and called me crazy when I presented him with a $360 fine for speeding and reckless driving.

These people aren't going to break the law on my watch.
Was this ambulance driver one of those minority hires, to maintain "diversity?" And NOT wearing an American flag lapel button? It's scum like that who are ruining America. I bet if you'd searched the ambulance, you would have found needles, syringes and illicit drugs. You should have tasered him, cuffed his hands behind his back, and worked him over with a night stick.

Of course, I do realize that being new on the job, you want to do your best to maintain good police-community relations. However, it's equally important to show these young punks that you don't pal around with terrorists. Next time, feel free to break some heads - all the True Christians here will thank you.

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Brother Buford

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