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  • About 24 cats are needed to make a cat fur coat

    I've tried it with less but it can't be done. I know it's early to be talking about cat stalking but a man's gotta keep his mind active in the Winter.
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    Re: About 24 cats are needed to make a cat fur coat

    Thank you for doing research on this issue, Brother.


    However, I do have one question: does a cat fur coat shed as much as 24 live cats? Because I wonder whether the most energy-efficient way to produce a cat fur coat is to just sit calmly in a small closed room with 24 cats in it. (I suppose it would be more of a felt coat than a fur coat, though.).
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    • #3
      Re: About 24 cats are needed to make a cat fur coat

      Cats are loathsome creatures, often found to be the familiars of witches and frequently encountered among crazy old women and homosexuals. They are sneaky and usually involved in one or more plots. Not like dogs, who are the Boy Scouts of the animal world.


      I imagine they would make a fine, warm coat and they could finally be of some use if they were hunted down and harvested. I don't see any need for a limit at this time, as I believe the world would be a better place if we reduce their population by about 90%.
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      • #4
        Re: About 24 cats are needed to make a cat fur coat

        Why not skin the actors from that awful Cats movie? More than enough fur right there!

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        • #5
          Re: About 24 cats are needed to make a cat fur coat

          Originally posted by phucker67 View Post
          Why not skin the actors from that awful Cats movie? More than enough fur right there!
          I personally would prefer to keep warm by burning Andrew Lloyd Webber's scores to prevent future generations from suffering.
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          • #6
            Re: About 24 cats are needed to make a cat fur coat

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            ***Disgusting gay porn with furcoat fornication removed by your friendly moderator***

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            • #7
              Re: About 24 cats are needed to make a cat fur coat

              Originally posted by menubook View Post
              learn how to attract and maintain gifted human beings...
              Learn how to attract an editor, ffs.

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              • #8
                Re: About 24 cats are needed to make a cat fur coat

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                Learn how to attract an editor, ffs.
                When God guides your hadn you don't need an edditer!
                Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                • #9
                  Re: About 24 cats are needed to make a cat fur coat

                  If you can stomach the smell, I suggest going to a Chinese restaurant and talking to the cooks. I don't believe they eat the pelts. That's not to say they don't make use of them in other ways...
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