[Nobar King]

I don't know how much I lost today but I know it's a lot. I don't even want to look. When are they going to finally ban cell phones on airplanes?

[Levi Jones]

Here's the file footage from the Airplane fight scene.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Poor United. They just keep on trying to help, but haters gonna hate.

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Poor United. They just keep on trying to help, but haters gonna hate.

This is why it's so important to always read the Terms of Service.

[Des]

I haven't figured out what people are upset about. A Chinaman drug pusher who is allowed to practice limited medicine in a state best known for lubricating anal sodomy sex gel was gently removed from a flight. So what? United had previously denied two harlots wearing rape bait from flying. They are trying to maintain moral standards, and don't want their decent, God fearing customers to be exposed to whoredom or some degenerate posing as a doctor slipping a cocktail of scopolamine and chloral hydrate into a young Asian lady's ginger ale at an airport cafe before folding her into a piece of wheeled luggage and dropping her off as excess baggage.

Anyway, think of this as an opportunity. Buy UA stock now while the price is falling. In a few weeks the gullible public that has the attention span of a ferret will have forgotten all about it when the media dangles some shiny tidbit about a pop star having a wardrobe malfunction in their mindless faces, and UA stock will rebound.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Under the American First mentality, if a flight is overbook the first to be eliminated from the plane are the obviously non-americans. Chinamen are so obvious that they cannot complain.

One can question why they let the chink board the plane, while it is more common to be denied boarding, but that is something that relies on company policies. We do not question company policies because we are not.communists.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

MEMO

To: Clueless MSM, professional LIEberal whiners, Hipsters, and bloggers with uninformed personal opinions and rectums.

Hello! United Airlines is NOT a charity - it is a PROFIT making business. That means they should make a profit and the job of their CEO is to increase shareholder value - period. That means that if I invest in this stock I need to see dividends or the price of the stock go up - and there better be something there when I check my 401k and want to retire.

You DON'T make money by handing out "vouchers", giving away "free" hotel rooms, and refunding fares. It makes me want to puke when I see United's CEO acting like a pussy, suddenly all "sensitive" and apologizing everywhere. You can bet that at the next stockholder's meeting we're going to see that this wimp is ousted.

I blame Obama for all this - and no doubt Bernie Sanders is going to call for "free" airfare for everyone ("ObamaAir"). With 8 years of everyone thinking they are "entitled" to that bag of peanuts the airlines used to give you it's no wonder there is a meltdown over something as simple as the everyday business of making a profit.

[Titus Templeton]

My daughter just seriously asked how to pray for a stock.
You just do it stupid!