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  • #16
    Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

    Near where I live filthy hippies hand out 'vegan' 'food' (and really, that stretches the term food) on the street in some kind of Food not Bombs terrorist organisation. What does that say about vegans that they can't tell their food from their satanic weapons. Here's a thought, maybe they make those covers so repugnant to God Fearing Christians because they contain plans for some sort of hippy weaponry. I know in the 60's they used to try to block the ends of rifles with plants in hopes they would backfire and kill the soldier carrying it, maybe 'vegan cooking' is just an extension of that?

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    • #17
      Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

      "Vegeterian Goddess"... say what? "Goddess"?!
      That book is probably full of cucumbers and lessons on how to cook CHILDREN! (because the vegiterian thing is just a cover-up)

      The True Christian Ladies of Freehol should make a cookbook themselves, I would love such a book...
      Proverbs 14:1

      Every wise woman buildeth her house:
      but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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      • #18
        Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

        Originally posted by Pure_Angel View Post
        That book is probably full of cucumbers and lessons on how to cook CHILDREN!
        I hope you have a stomach for this: I think they use to cucumbers with their naughty bits. That's how perverted they are.
        Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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        • #19
          Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

          Originally posted by MisterM View Post
          I hope you have a stomach for this: I think they use to cucumbers with their naughty bits. That's how perverted they are.
          Do you mean they... fornicate with cucumbers? I don't know how to fornicate, so I don't know how would one do that but... with cucumbers?

          They are real perverts thoose vegan people!
          Proverbs 14:1

          Every wise woman buildeth her house:
          but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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          • #20
            Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

            Originally posted by Pure_Angel View Post
            Do you mean they... fornicate with cucumbers? I don't know how to fornicate, so I don't know how would one do that but... with cucumbers?
            I won't draw you a picture and I really hope you don't try either. Only reason I know these things is that I'm trying to study the sin in my new study
            Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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            • #21
              Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

              Originally posted by MisterM View Post
              I won't draw you a picture and I really hope you don't try either. Only reason I know these things is that I'm trying to study the sin in my new study
              I don't want you to draw a picture, I am happy not to find out how it's done ever. (Also I read your study, and I think you are doing a noble thing!)

              Yours in Christ
              Elisabeth
              Proverbs 14:1

              Every wise woman buildeth her house:
              but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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              • #22
                Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

                Originally posted by MisterM View Post
                I won't draw you a picture and I really hope you don't try either. Only reason I know these things is that I'm trying to study the sin in my new study
                Thank you for not drawing a picture. There are more than enough floating around the Internets already!

                Just check out this wanton harlot about to do unspeakable things!



                As you can see, the cucumber is "way into it", as is the baby asparagus. The tomato, who I'm pretty sure is a homosexual, is a bit shy about approaching. And the two grownup asparaguses? They're not even both MALE!

                Jennifer Aniston is a harlot bisexual vegetable fetishist!!
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • #23
                  Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

                  Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                  Liebrals shock me with how lazy they are. Stirring is too much work now? I'm amazed they're not all on respirators, considering how hard breathing is.
                  Actually that's a pretty cool piece of machinery
                  Sure it's lazy
                  But the way it works I very interesting
                  Rom.1:26-27
                  For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

                    Originally posted by Onthedo View Post
                    Actually that's a pretty cool piece of machinery
                    Sure it's lazy
                    But the way it works I very interesting
                    You necroposted a thread that's almost 2 years old just to say that you're too lazy to stir a pot?

                    No wonder your "boyfriend/husband/fiancee/whatever" does all the cooking. Tell me, are the buttons on the microwave hard to push?
                    Drama queen

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                    • #25
                      Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                      You necroposted a thread that's almost 2 years old just to say that you're too lazy to stir a pot?

                      No wonder your "boyfriend/husband/fiancee/whatever" does all the cooking. Tell me, are the buttons on the microwave hard to push?
                      Sorry but it one of the first post they show you when you click on the link (cool)
                      I know it's lazy I would never buy one to use it
                      I'm interested in mechanics so I find it pretty cool how it works
                      Oh by the way my fiancé is training to be a chef so of corse he's the better cook
                      Rom.1:26-27
                      For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

                        Originally posted by Onthedo View Post
                        Oh by the way my fiancé is training to be a chef so of corse he's the better cook
                        The only men I know of who cook are fags.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #27
                          Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          The only men I know of who cook are fags.
                          What a rude thing to say and assume
                          As it is not true
                          Rom.1:26-27
                          For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

                            Originally posted by Onthedope View Post
                            What a rude thing to say and assume
                            As it is not true
                            Show me a man with a wooden spoon in his hand and I'll burn it because it's probably been up his bottom.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
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                            • #29
                              Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              Show me a man with a wooden spoon in his hand and I'll burn it because it's probably been up his bottom.
                              Oh, thanks for that image. Now I want to go burn my wooden spoons even though Seth has never touched them.

                              Once again, the only cooking a man should do is outdoors. I even get a little twitchy about someone else being in my kitchen.
                              Drama queen

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                              • #30
                                Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

                                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                Oh, thanks for that image. Now I want to go burn my wooden spoons even though Seth has never touched them.

                                Once again, the only cooking a man should do is outdoors. I even get a little twitchy about someone else being in my kitchen.
                                You're a good wife. Is Seth still away on business?
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                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                The truth about volcanos
                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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