[Adam_Maudite]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

Near where I live filthy hippies hand out 'vegan' 'food' (and really, that stretches the term food) on the street in some kind of Food not Bombs terrorist organisation. What does that say about vegans that they can't tell their food from their satanic weapons. Here's a thought, maybe they make those covers so repugnant to God Fearing Christians because they contain plans for some sort of hippy weaponry. I know in the 60's they used to try to block the ends of rifles with plants in hopes they would backfire and kill the soldier carrying it, maybe 'vegan cooking' is just an extension of that?

[Pure_Angel]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

"Vegeterian Goddess"... say what? "Goddess"?!
That book is probably full of cucumbers and lessons on how to cook CHILDREN! (because the vegiterian thing is just a cover-up)

The True Christian Ladies of Freehol should make a cookbook themselves, I would love such a book...

[MisterM]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

That book is probably full of cucumbers and lessons on how to cook CHILDREN!

I hope you have a stomach for this: I think they use to cucumbers with their naughty bits. That's how perverted they are.

[Pure_Angel]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

I hope you have a stomach for this: I think they use to cucumbers with their naughty bits. That's how perverted they are.

Do you mean they... fornicate with cucumbers? I don't know how to fornicate, so I don't know how would one do that but... with cucumbers?

They are real perverts thoose vegan people!

[MisterM]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

Do you mean they... fornicate with cucumbers? I don't know how to fornicate, so I don't know how would one do that but... with cucumbers?

I won't draw you a picture and I really hope you don't try either. Only reason I know these things is that I'm trying to study the sin in my new study

[Pure_Angel]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

I won't draw you a picture and I really hope you don't try either. Only reason I know these things is that I'm trying to study the sin in my new study

I don't want you to draw a picture, I am happy not to find out how it's done ever. (Also I read your study, and I think you are doing a noble thing!)

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

I won't draw you a picture and I really hope you don't try either. Only reason I know these things is that I'm trying to study the sin in my new study

Thank you for not drawing a picture. There are more than enough floating around the Internets already!

Just check out this wanton harlot about to do unspeakable things!



As you can see, the cucumber is "way into it", as is the baby asparagus. The tomato, who I'm pretty sure is a homosexual, is a bit shy about approaching. And the two grownup asparaguses? They're not even both MALE!

Jennifer Aniston is a harlot bisexual vegetable fetishist!!

[Onthedope]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

Liebrals shock me with how lazy they are. Stirring is too much work now? I'm amazed they're not all on respirators, considering how hard breathing is.

Actually that's a pretty cool piece of machinery
Sure it's lazy
But the way it works I very interesting

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

Actually that's a pretty cool piece of machinery
Sure it's lazy
But the way it works I very interesting

You necroposted a thread that's almost 2 years old just to say that you're too lazy to stir a pot?

No wonder your "boyfriend/husband/fiancee/whatever" does all the cooking. Tell me, are the buttons on the microwave hard to push?

[Onthedope]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

You necroposted a thread that's almost 2 years old just to say that you're too lazy to stir a pot?

No wonder your "boyfriend/husband/fiancee/whatever" does all the cooking. Tell me, are the buttons on the microwave hard to push?

Sorry but it one of the first post they show you when you click on the link (cool)
I know it's lazy I would never buy one to use it
I'm interested in mechanics so I find it pretty cool how it works
Oh by the way my fiancé is training to be a chef so of corse he's the better cook

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

Oh by the way my fiancé is training to be a chef so of corse he's the better cook

The only men I know of who cook are fags.

[Onthedope]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

The only men I know of who cook are fags.

What a rude thing to say and assume
As it is not true

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

What a rude thing to say and assume
As it is not true

Show me a man with a wooden spoon in his hand and I'll burn it because it's probably been up his bottom.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

Show me a man with a wooden spoon in his hand and I'll burn it because it's probably been up his bottom.

Oh, thanks for that image. Now I want to go burn my wooden spoons even though Seth has never touched them.

Once again, the only cooking a man should do is outdoors. I even get a little twitchy about someone else being in my kitchen.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Oh, thanks for that image. Now I want to go burn my wooden spoons even though Seth has never touched them.

Once again, the only cooking a man should do is outdoors. I even get a little twitchy about someone else being in my kitchen.

You're a good wife. Is Seth still away on business?