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  • #31
    Re: Masturbation is Causing the Corona Virus

    How can a young boy interested in Christianity stop masturbation? I feel guilty for spilling my seed but I always feel like my body "needs" to do it.

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Let us not forget about the evil that is masturbation within marriage. Any couple, Christian or otherwise, having sex in a position that is not missionary and for the sole purpose of procreation is causing the Corona. That means doggie style, spooning, standing, bent over sink or furniture, weak in the knee, cowgirl, oral, and all those demonic positions are masturbation, using the spouse's genitals as a masturbatory tool of Satan.

    Only the missionary position with the man on top, dominating the wife is acceptable to Christ. The wife must never be on top because the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, and you wouldn't expect Christ to submit to the church. These illicit positions are demonic and unleash evil, and now we know in what form - covid viruses.

    DON'T SAY YOU'RE MARRIED AND CAN DO ANYTHING WITH YOUR HUSBAND OR WIFE! THOSE WHO PRACTICE THE WRONG SEX POSITIONS WILL END UP IN HELL!

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    • #32
      Re: Masturbation is Causing the Corona Virus

      Originally posted by Timmaye View Post
      How can a young boy interested in Christianity stop masturbation? I feel guilty for spilling my seed but I always feel like my body "needs" to do it.
      Dear Person,

      Obviously, it is not enough to "be interested in" Christianity. You need to open your heart to Jesus and He'll help you. A session with a credited True Christian™ pastor (hard to find) will also help as will meticulous following of President Trump's Tweetings. But Jesus is the Key. He'll assist you in these endeavors.



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      • #33
        Re: Masturbation is Causing the Corona Virus

        Thank you, I've been looking through the forum some and realizing its a bigger issue to do than i thought.

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        • #34
          Re: Masturbation is Causing the Corona Virus

          Originally posted by Timmaye View Post
          Thank you, I've been looking through the forum some and realizing its a bigger issue to do than i thought.
          Well then, hello and to our forum! Whenever you are ready, please feel free to stroll to our Introduction Forum and create a thread there introducing yourself, you know, like a civilized person!
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          • #35
            Re: Masturbation is Causing the Corona Virus

            MALEVOLENCE OF THE DEMIURGE

            Having read about your compulsions once, there didn't seem much point repeating everything. The posts are there in sequence if anyone's interested. Since this virus is getting so much attention it's worth considering the relationship between compulsive actions and The Bible's very straightforward explanation about disease, healing and grossness of the flesh. The first step is to forget about human understanding and start trusting The Lord.
            Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
            Once the world was created, God populated it with grass and herbs and cereals and fruit trees He'd prepared earlier. The Bible covers this detail for a reason, one being that God knew objections would be raised according to human understanding about photosynthesis and the generation of chlorophyll in plants. It's the same with plagues such as leprosy and virus. Understanding THAT virus exists is not the same as knowing WHY virus exists.
            Genesis 2:4-5 These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD God made the earth and the heavens, and every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground.
            When psychiatrists announce that repression of lewdness is maladaptive and that physical ailments may follow chaste actions (or inaction, as they would say) they are endorsing a world view based on human understanding. Satan encourages that and suggests ways to avoid plague or insanity by increasing knowledge of WHAT is happening while disregarding WHY it is happening. Satan wants everyone to lean on their own understanding and never trust The Lord at all.
            Genesis 2:6-8 There went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground. And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul. And the LORD God planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed.
            We already know where those plants came from, God had created them somewhere else and kept them until He planted the garden. There was a right way to use what He'd created and a wrong way. Doing things the wrong way has consequences. Were leprosy and plague and this virus created already but (like the plants) held back until needed? The Bible does not say so explicitly but we do know that all creating was finished at a specific time in the past so if God created viruses—and we know He did—He must have stored them somewhere until creation was modified somehow by evil working through fallen humanity to release them. Now that really is malevolence!

            God has explained what those actions are and the consequences, all around us in His Ruined Creation, demonstrate the veracity of Scripture and the words of Jesus in particular. He knows all about this plague and all about shebopping. That is a gerund. Conjugation of the verb with explanatory graphics is attempted here:

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            • #36
              Re: Masturbation is Causing the Corona Virus

              Modern medicine sometimes comes up with something truly foolish. There is a study which concludes men who masturbate more have less prostate cancer. This is impossible. Masturbation is a sin. God would never allow a sin to be healthy.

              The hussy doctor, a woman who should not be discussing such male matters, has to be wrong about this.

              Sciences proves that ejaculating more often reduces your risk of CANCER?! A Urologist explains - YouTube
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • #37
                Re: Masturbation is Causing the Corona Virus

                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                Modern medicine sometimes comes up with something truly foolish. There is a study which concludes men who masturbate more have less prostate cancer. This is impossible. Masturbation is a sin. God would never allow a sin to be healthy.
                God allows all kinds of horrible things to happen to the righteous in the Bible. It could be a test of our faith. I, for one, would rather get prostate cancer and go to Heaven than not get prostate cancer and go to Hell.
                I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                • #38
                  Re: Masturbation is Causing the Corona Virus

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                  • #39
                    Re: Masturbation is Causing the Corona Virus

                    My goodness, MaryMc. This is a serious site. We were having a serious scientific discussion about a public health issue. Then you come along and pollute our efforts with unChristian ideas.

                    We True Christians here deal with facts. The fact is Jesus does not like to watch men or women masturbate. As punishment, God has sent Covid.

                    The door is open for you to apologize contribute to this important issue.
                    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Masturbation is Causing the Corona Virus

                      Originally posted by simply_maryMc09 View Post
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                      There is not one single verse in the entire Bible that supports your statements.

                      This is an online church community dedicated to discussion of the Bible.


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                      • #41
                        Re: Masturbation is Causing the Corona Virus

                        Just a thought--do different masturbation methods cause the different virus variants? I realize that they're all sinful, but we might want to focus our efforts on eliminating the most virulent forms of masturbation first.
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