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  • #46
    Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    God doesn't have off days, numbnuts.

    Although he does have days off.

    Genesis 2:2
    And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.

    But I reckon He deserved it after creating everything, the earth, the firmament, man and woman, good and evil etc.

    I must say I think He did a super job.

    YIC

    Jack
    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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    • #47
      Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

      I am really confused with you lot on here...

      You are all saying the son is a murderer etc killing the sperm, yet on another thread I have posted on, people are saying they happily kill animals for fun!!

      What is the difference exactly?

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      • #48
        Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

        Originally posted by tomo359 View Post
        I am really confused with you lot on here...

        You are all saying the son is a murderer etc killing the sperm, yet on another thread I have posted on, people are saying they happily kill animals for fun!!

        What is the difference exactly?
        You are unaware of the difference between sperm and animals?



        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
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        • #49
          Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

          Animals also have sperm lol maybe your son was wanking off the dog
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          • #50
            Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

            Originally posted by godswraith1 View Post
            Animals also have sperm lol maybe your son was wanking off the dog
            Until you prove that the animal's sperm has souls, I don't see what the problem is.

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            • #51
              Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
              You are unaware of the difference between sperm and animals?



              Yours in Christ,

              Z. Smyth
              Well please explain as people here are talking about sperm like its a living animal!

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              • #52
                Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

                Originally posted by tomo359 View Post
                I am really confused with you lot on here...

                You are all saying the son is a murderer etc killing the sperm, yet on another thread I have posted on, people are saying they happily kill animals for fun!!

                What is the difference exactly?
                Read the book of Genesis. Animals are for food and anything else we see fit to use them for (except sexual gratification) and the earth is our playground.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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                • #53
                  Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

                  Originally posted by tomo359 View Post
                  Well please explain as people here are talking about sperm like its a living animal!
                  Animal? Jedediah's son isn't a negro I presume?
                  II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

                    Originally posted by tomo359 View Post
                    Well please explain as people here are talking about sperm like its a living animal!
                    Do you have nothing better to do than to come to our Christian forum, rip the scabs off my family's wounds, and rub salt into them? My murdered grandchildren were not animals - they were precious seed children, each and every one. Now they are in hell, along with miscarried babies and everyone else who never had a chance to accept Christ (Psalm 51:5). Unless you apologize to Jesus and me and accept Him as your personal LORD and Savior, you will answer for your hurtful and disrespectful back-sass on the Day of Judgment.

                    Matthew 12:36-37
                    But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.
                    For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.
                    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                    • #55
                      Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

                      Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                      Do you have nothing better to do than to come to our Christian forum, rip the scabs off my family's wounds, and rub salt into them? My murdered grandchildren were not animals - they were precious seed children, each and every one. Now they are in hell, along with miscarried babies and everyone else who never had a chance to accept Christ (Psalm 51:5). Unless you apologize to Jesus and me and accept Him as your personal LORD and Savior, you will answer for your hurtful and disrespectful back-sass on the Day of Judgment.

                      Matthew 12:36-37
                      But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.
                      For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.
                      One can only imagine what you are going through. I can only compare your experience to that of the first Christian American soldiers who liberated Auswitch durring WWII. To see all that death and to know their torment is just beginning. At lest the queers, joos, and catlickers of Auswitch had the choice to find salvation before their lives were cut short. Your son never gave that chance to his sons and he needs to carry that knowledge with him for the rest of his life.

                      If I were a woman the thought of it would make me cry.
                      Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

                        As a new Christian i wonder if the sperms during normal sex (that you have to make babies), does all the sperm that doesn't make it through also go to hell, since they technically are still non-Christian humans?

                        I also think that gay oral sex equals cannibalism.

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                        • #57
                          Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

                          Originally posted by I am a bum View Post
                          As a new Christian i wonder if the sperms during normal sex (that you have to make babies), does all the sperm that doesn't make it through also go to hell, since they technically are still non-Christian humans?
                          That depends. If they repent and choose Jesus they go to Heaven.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • #58
                            Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

                            YOOOOO! piffle ME!

                            MY GIDDY FAKE GOD THEIR MUST HAVE BEEN A MASSACRE IN MY ROOM!

                            INFORM THE PIGS!

                            ILL START COLLECTING THE EVIDENCE,

                            SH*T. I JUST REALISED, THEIR MUST BE A SHIT LOAD OF THE STUFF ALL OVER THIS KEYBOARD!

                            NOOOOOOOOOO!

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                            • #59
                              Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

                              Originally posted by tardhickley View Post
                              YOOOOO! piffle ME!

                              MY GIDDY FAKE GOD THEIR MUST HAVE BEEN A MASSACRE IN MY ROOM!

                              INFORM THE PIGS!

                              ILL START COLLECTING THE EVIDENCE,

                              SH*T. I JUST REALISED, THEIR MUST BE A SHIT LOAD OF THE STUFF ALL OVER THIS KEYBOARD!

                              NOOOOOOOOOO!
                              It seems to have become gummed up in your shift key, Bother.

                              Maybe if you got out of your mum's basement and into the fresh air you might meet a nice Christian lady and actually have real sex (after you are married to procreate, of course).

                              YIC
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • #60
                                Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

                                Originally posted by tardhickley View Post
                                YOOOOO! piffle ME!

                                MY GIDDY FAKE GOD THEIR MUST HAVE BEEN A MASSACRE IN MY ROOM!

                                INFORM THE PIGS!

                                ILL START COLLECTING THE EVIDENCE,

                                SH*T. I JUST REALISED, THEIR MUST BE A SHIT LOAD OF THE STUFF ALL OVER THIS KEYBOARD!

                                NOOOOOOOOOO!
                                You must think "Shindler's List" was the funniest movie ever made you sick homo. We come to this thread to morn the loss of young life wich is now burning in Hell.
                                Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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