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  • Happy Birthday, Brother Phil Ander!

    Happy Birthday, Dearest Brother in Christ,

    May you remaining days be short and your entry into Heaven swift and relatively painless! Jesus is waiting to feed you the tastiest morsels that His Mansions can provide!



    May youcontinue to shine amongst the unbeliever swarm as a guiding light to Salvation™.

    Daniel 12:3
    And they that be wise shall shine as the brightness of the firmament; and they that turn many to righteousness as the stars for ever and ever.


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Phil Ander!

    Brother Phil, may I be permitted to wish you a most blessed birthday and a timely departure from your Earthly trials?

    Our daughter Hannah baked you a cake. Fortunately for all forum users, I can't find the camera.
    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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      Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Phil Ander!

      Thank you kindly. May God take me before the next one.


      Phil
      58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


      Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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      • #5
        Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Phil Ander!

        Happy Birthday, may you be showered with abundant blessings this year!

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        • #6
          Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Phil Ander!

          Phil, I am so sorry I missed your party. It seems I am missing a lot of them recently. It seems certain nefarious individuals have been taking advantage of my trusting good nature, resulting in me waking up in cheap motels in a bathtub filled with Neutrogena soap.
          As soon as I can find my car keys, wallet and car (as well as my pants), I will get you a little something.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #7
            Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Phil Ander!

            Brother Phil,


            Although I missed the day, my prayer for you is timely:


            Lord, May Brother Phil receive the richest of Your riches, the very best of Your best, and may You call him to Your Muscular Breast(R) very soon. In Your Own Holy Name, AMEN


            I salute you with a Biblical Holy Kiss. (Romans 16:16)
            Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
            “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

            Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
            Amen and Amen

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            • #8
              Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Phil Ander!

              Happy Birthday!

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              • #9
                Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Phil Ander!

                Originally posted by Kippiis View Post
                Happy Birthday!
                That is so nice of you, to drop here just to wish a happy birthday (just over a couple of weeks late, but who's counting).


                We do have an Introduction Forum, and you are more than welcome to create a thread there and you know, introduce yourself.
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