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    Photographic Evidence of a Miracle! Jesus LIVES!

    Atheists can't deny this miraculous evidence of His Existence except through lying through their blackened, jealous hearts!
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    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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  • #2
    Re: Photographic Evidence of a Miracle! Jesus LIVES!

    My favourite details the statuette of Lots wife next to this beautiful miracle art!
    No spoose should be more attractive than the other - that way, no one is satisfied, and the marriage can be happy.

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    • #3
      Re: Photographic Evidence of a Miracle! Jesus LIVES!

      The Group of nonbelievers fell to their knees...
      That is so beautiful.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • #4
        Re: Photographic Evidence of a Miracle! Jesus LIVES!

        Mrs. Etheldreda, we're so lucky to have you keeping an eye out for Jesus. He keeps popping up in different places which makes me believe His return is imminent.
        If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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        • #5
          Re: Photographic Evidence of a Miracle! Jesus LIVES!

          Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
          Mrs. Etheldreda, we're so lucky to have you keeping an eye out for Jesus. He keeps popping up in different places which makes me believe His return is imminent.
          The atheists laugh when Jesus appears on a piece of toast or a broken window. But I think your instinct is correct, Dr. Toole, they are signs of His imminent return.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • #6
            Re: Photographic Evidence of a Miracle! Jesus LIVES!

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Atheists can't deny this miraculous evidence of His Existence except through lying through their blackened, jealous hearts!
            The True Miracle(tm) of that image is that despite of a detailed depiction of Our Savior being painted with salt, the salt shaker is still half full!
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
             Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • #7
              Re: Photographic Evidence of a Miracle! Jesus LIVES!

              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
              The True Miracle™ of that image is that despite of a detailed depiction of Our Savior being painted with salt, the salt shaker is still half full!
              I found the straight line along the bottom miraculous. When He decides to make His presence know it's art beyond our comprehension.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • #8
                Re: Photographic Evidence of a Miracle! Jesus LIVES!

                I have no reason to doubt that this picture is real. What raises my eyebrows is that it happened to a Messicant. I’m sure he didn’t use a glue print and that God was just there to mock the liberals with this miracle though.
                My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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                • #9
                  Re: Photographic Evidence of a Miracle! Jesus LIVES!

                  Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                  The True Miracle™ of that image is that despite of a detailed depiction of Our Savior being painted with salt, the salt shaker is still half full!
                  It's like the miracle of the loaves and the fishes all over again!
                  Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Photographic Evidence of a Miracle! Jesus LIVES!

                    Originally posted by BibleReader2231 View Post
                    What raises my eyebrows is that it happened to a Messicant.
                    Don't be so racist. Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world. Black and Yellow, Red and White, they are special in His Sight. Brown is just a combination of all the other colors so the song doesn't need to include that, besides who wants to sing songs with words that rhyme with brown? The point is the same - Jesus loves all the different colored children who love and obey Him.
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Photographic Evidence of a Miracle! Jesus LIVES!

                      Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                      It's like the miracle of the loaves and the fishes all over again!
                      It is! Although I must admit - I sort of prefer when Jesus does this trick with wine!
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Photographic Evidence of a Miracle! Jesus LIVES!

                        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                        It is! Although I must admit - I sort of prefer when Jesus does this trick with wine!
                        I'd perfer if He he did a reverse trick and turned wine into water and nob
                        No spoose should be more attractive than the other - that way, no one is satisfied, and the marriage can be happy.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Photographic Evidence of a Miracle! Jesus LIVES!

                          Well, I am afraid that I am cautiously skeptical of this young man's newly-found repentance, but I'll give him a chance here. When he makes a decision to obey the in ALL that he does, then I might become impressed.

                          Leviticus 19:28 "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord."

                          A blessed day to all,
                          Sincerely, Isabella W.
                          (Mrs.) Isabella White

                          Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                          • #14
                            Re: Photographic Evidence of a Miracle! Jesus LIVES!

                            Water into wine, loaves and fishes, we know these are doable because He has done them before. If we are patient He will do them for us.
                            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Photographic Evidence of a Miracle! Jesus LIVES!

                              I personally witnessed a miracle when the headlights shining on a tree made the shadow of a cross on a neighbor’s house if you pulled in the driveway in such a way that you also cast the light against his satellite dish. Things like this are indeed messages from Heaven reminding us that we have only moments to save foul sinners from the clutches of the evil one. Skeptics should ask the question “Have I ever seen an image of Buddha or Allah on toast?”

                              No. No you haven’t.
                              Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                              “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                              Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                              Amen and Amen

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