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This Valentine crap is really a nuisance. I ran across a woman who carried a bunch of roses. Fortunately, I had a can of RoundUp™, and sprayed her roses. As RoundUp™ is considered safe for human consumption, I doubt the fog harmed her in any way, but she hopefully got the message that Valentine's Day is Treason Season.
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Re: Sprayed a rose carrier with RoundUp™
Hmm........ we have some of the larger extended-spray jugs in the shed. Perhaps this would be a good TC(tm) activity for the boys.Drama queen -
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Re: Sprayed a rose carrier with RoundUp™
Please get yourself over to our introduction forum and introduce yourself, friend.Originally posted by teaserss View Post
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Re: Sprayed a rose carrier with RoundUp™
Lukasekman, you should buy a different brand of pesticide. RoundUp is made by Monsanto, the evil corporation that is corrupting our food supply with GMO's!
I feel so much better now that I'm boycotting GMO's and drinking raw milk!WARNING:
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Re: Sprayed a rose carrier with RoundUp™
There are several good reasons to spray Roundup™ on roses. They come from Messican countries, not the United States.
Trump is trying to stop trade with these foreigners, but until this happens we should try to damage the dirty products the come in here:
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Daffodils> large ...
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Re: Sprayed a rose carrier with RoundUp™
Opium/heroin -> if you see any report them to the police.Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View PostTrump is trying to stop trade with these foreigners,
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Of the narcissus family - Narcissism is a sin. Daffodils> large ...
Obviously displayed at a funeral. Death, and the chance to see Jesus, is not a sad time, it is merely a sign that we have thrown off the shackles of mortality.
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Re: Sprayed a rose carrier with RoundUp™
Is it permissible to use this to Spray a rose carrier?Last edited by Thomas Taylor; 02-15-2017, 12:56 PM.Isaiah 66:15
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