[Old Man Hatchet]

Doctors tell us that miscarriages are the result of "chromosomal abnormalities" or "progesterone deficiency." I find that very hard to believe, mainly because I don't know what those words mean.

Women, if you experience a miscarriage, you have no one to blame but yourselves. You have done something to make God angry. Think hard, ladies. When you were opening that can of vegetables last week, did you have a salacious and speculative thought about the size of the Green Giant's "asparagus spear"?



Or maybe you haven't been cleaning enough. Or you've been cleaning too much and neglecting your husband. Perhaps you've cleaned the perfect amount and have taken too much pride in that fact. The point is you have done something to kill your baby.

In the off-chance that you haven't done anything wrong, then the fetus must have.



A developing cell could have touched another developing cell inappropriately. It's also possible that your baby was a pervert who got off on being inside a cooter. Regardless, you are still culpable because the above wickedness happened under your roof, so to speak.

We are battling enemies in Iraq and Afghanistan. We must also be prepared to squelch the growing evil in places like North Korea, Iran, and Berkeley, California. We need Christian soldiers. Straighten up, women and fetuses. America is depending on you.

[True Disciple]

Amen, Brother! Feminists need to realize that it is God who is in charge here, and things happen for a reason.

A perfect example of an uppity feminazi who had the audacity to criticize her husband was Michal, who criticized David for no more reason than dancing naked before God and in the streets of Jerusalem:

2 Samuel 6:20-23:
Then David returned to bless his household. And Michal the daughter of Saul came out to meet David, and said, How glorious was the king of Israel to day, who uncovered himself to day in the eyes of the handmaids of his servants, as one of the vain fellows shamelessly uncovereth himself! And David said unto Michal, It was before the LORD, which chose me before thy father, and before all his house, to appoint me ruler over the people of the LORD, over Israel: therefore will I play before the LORD.
And I will yet be more vile than thus, and will be base in mine own sight: and of the maidservants which thou hast spoken of, of them shall I be had in honour.
Therefore Michal the daughter of Saul had no child unto the day of her death.

God punished the uppity feminazi with miscarriages for the rest of her life. That should teach her to honor her husband! Praise the Lord!

[Nobar King]

You are indeed correct, Brother Hatchet. According to this graph from the year 2000, one year before the attacks on the World Trade Center, the United States ranks next to Godless Communist Cuba in infant mortality.

This may seem like mothers in the United States are failing more than those in other countries, but the reality is that all of the countries above are separated by only a small percentage, and lots of babies are dying in every country- that's why they keep these stats.

Nevertheless, the message could not be simpler: take better care of your fetus.

[James Hutchins]

Miscarriages are the womans fault because she is a rotten mother. Sorry, I cannot coddle the ladies like kind Mr. Hatchet.
My second wife miscarried. After several days of telling her that she killed my son, she ran off, no one ever found her. Probably to marry more men and miscarry more babies. That woman had no idea of the Glory that is God. Her selfish acts made Jesus cry.

[Cranky Old Man]

I think miscarriages are an urban myth created by women who have abortions so they can blame God instead of themselves for the murder of their own children. Therefore in my opinion miscarriages should legally be made equal to murder punishable by death. Especially since most women who have an abortion have one because the child is not of their own husband.

Matthew 19:18 "He saith unto him, Which? Jesus said, Thou shalt do no murder, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness"

[James Hutchins]

Cranky, that is a great idea. It certainly would of simplified things for me way back when.

[Bobby-Joe]

As always Old Man Hatched is right; salacious thoughts of advertising product icons, lax house keeping and morally deviant fetuses all are the cause of extra-medical abortions. How ever let us not forget the other causes that are equally to blame

*Gay Marriage

*Stealth Muslim political leaders.

The two also contribute to these alleged miscarriages. Deviant female interest in stealth Muslim presidents and married homosexuals is well known and doesn't need to be discussed.

[Professor Bessemer]

Probably the most common question these selfish women ask after they miscarry is “Why did this happen to me?” or “Why did God do this to me?”

There are no easy answers to these questions. But more often than not, these failed mothers tend to focus on themselves. They almost never take into the account the feelings of the unborn children that they have failed so miserably.

They fail to realize that God's punishments are always just and that if He punishes a person, it is for a good reason. We must understand that God does not take away our loved ones from us as some sort of cruel punishment unless we deserve to be punished

Any believer who has suffered a miscarriage should have faith in the glorious hope of one day seeing their child again. An unborn child is not only a fetus or a “piece of tissue” to God, but is one of His children. So take heart ladies, if you are saved and have miscarried, your will be reunited with your fetus in Heaven. Praise!

[Brother Temperance]

I can't wait until the day that we have a proper Christian justice system, so all these murdering harlots who forced God to kill their baby by doing whatever it is that they did can be forced to face the consequences for their horrific crimes. Murder is murder is murder, even if it just consists of doing something that makes God decide to kill your fetus.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Amen, Brother Temperance!

And note, sometimes God's curses do not expire after any number of generations, recall the Hamites and the Amelekites.

Sometimes God's curses extend unto the 7th generation. Some of these miscarriages might be for abominations committed during the war Between the States. It would behoove all women to realize that ungodly-ism in their lives today might be visited upon their great-great-great grandchildren!!

[Professor Bessemer]

Originally Posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner

Amen, Brother Temperance!

And note, sometimes God's curses do not expire after any number of generations, recall the Hamites and the Amelekites.

Sometimes God's curses extend unto the 7th generation. Some of these miscarriages might be for abominations committed during the war Between the States. It would behoove all women to realize that ungodly-ism in their lives today might be visited upon their great-great-great grandchildren!!

I am certain you mean the War of Northern Aggression Brother.

[Nolita]

So, how come the father could never be at fault? Could it not be a punishment to the father? First born and all that?

[True Disciple]

Originally Posted by Nolitafaerietale

So, how come the father could never be at fault? Could it not be a punishment to the father? First born and all that?

If the father did something wrong, then his wife is to blame for that:

1 Peter 3:1-5:
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives; While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.
Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;
But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.
For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands

If the woman really were righteous, the man couldn't have sinned, as the righteousness of the woman is the incorruptible heart of the man. Therefore, if the heart of the man is corrupted, that is because his wife has been unrighteous.

Do you understand?

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Nolitafaerietale

So, how come the father could never be at fault? Could it not be a punishment to the father? First born and all that?

What a disgusting sexist thing to say. Do you also want all men castrated Mrs Politically Correct?

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet

Doctors tell us that miscarriages are the result of "chromosomal abnormalities" or "progesterone deficiency." I find that very hard to believe, mainly because I don't know what those words mean.

Women, if you experience a miscarriage, you have no one to blame but yourselves. You have done something to make God angry. Think hard, ladies. When you were opening that can of vegetables last week, did you have a salacious and speculative thought about the size of the Green Giant's "asparagus spear"?



Or maybe you haven't been cleaning enough. Or you've been cleaning too much and neglecting your husband. Perhaps you've cleaned the perfect amount and have taken too much pride in that fact. The point is you have done something to kill your baby.

In the off-chance that you haven't done anything wrong, then the fetus must have.



A developing cell could have touched another developing cell inappropriately. It's also possible that your baby was a pervert who got off on being inside a cooter. Regardless, you are still culpable because the above wickedness happened under your roof, so to speak.

We are battling enemies in Iraq and Afghanistan. We must also be prepared to squelch the evil in places like North Korea, Iran, and Berkeley, California. We need Christian soldiers. Straighten up, women and fetuses. America is depending on you.

How dare you blame the woman for the death of her child. A miscarriage is a terrible loss of life but it's not anybody's fault, it's just nature. You are very insensitive and I'm embarassed to be in the same species as you. You clearly do not espouse christian values.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Originally Posted by Dwayne DeKalb

How dare you blame the woman for the death of her child. A miscarriage is a terrible loss of life but it's not anybody's fault, it's just nature. You are very insensitive and I'm embarassed to be in the same species as you. You clearly do not espouse christian values.

Interesting how you liberals call the fetus a "child" when it's a miscarriage and "just a bunch of cells" when it's an abortion.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Dwayne DeKalb

How dare you blame the woman for the death of her child. A miscarriage is a terrible loss of life but it's not anybody's fault, it's just nature. You are very insensitive and I'm embarassed to be in the same species as you. You clearly do not espouse christian values.

I am going to leave your post un-infactionized, Brother Hatchet can decided what is best for you, but you are way out of line. Brother Hatchet presents FACTS and WISDOM only a man of his life experience can deliver. All you can do in reply is talk about "christian values", Well friend, we only use TRUE Christian values here so keep your wishy washy genuine Christians values to yourself.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Dwayne DeKalb

You are very insensitive

It is you who is insensitive by completely ignoring the poor murdered children and only focusing on the bloodthirsty mothers who did the killing.

and I'm embarassed to be in the same species as you

You are not. We are True Christians™, you are unsaved trash.

You clearly do not espouse christian values

Wrong again. Unlike you, we follow The LORD's commandments! Exodus 20:13 "Thou shalt not kill."

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Nolitafaerietale

So, how come the father could never be at fault? Could it not be a punishment to the father? First born and all that?

The only way the father could possibly be at fault would be if he jumped up and down on the pregnant womans belly. Any other injury it is up to the female to protect the baby. As a female, you have no one to blame but yourself.

Originally Posted by Dwayne DeKalb

How dare you blame the woman for the death of her child. A miscarriage is a terrible loss of life but it's not anybody's fault, it's just nature. You are very insensitive and I'm embarassed to be in the same species as you. You clearly do not espouse christian values.

Nature? Are you drunk again?

Who got pregnant? - The woman
Who was carrying the baby? - The woman
Who was responsible for the babies safety? - The woman

God and man impregnated the woman. It is her simple job to cook the baby in her baby. It is not like baking a pie. More like making a grilled cheese. Children can do it successfully.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Not to be indelicate, but a few of these miscarriages seem to be monstrous deformities, perhaps demon spoor, and it might rather be a blessing for a merciful God to expunge these foul foals of Satan before they can emerge from their lairs and perpetrate their vile evils upon the world.