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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children
I'm very interested in sponsoring a niglet -- as long as I never actually have to meet them. I have little interest in ebonics or AIDS. How can I take this further?But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children
I would love to be a sponsor, too.1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children
What a Godly cause. Sign me up for next week!Comment
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children
Is this tax deductible in the soon-to-be-dis-United Kingdom? The kids will stay in Africa, right? I mean, I won't be expected to take them for days out or have them to stay or anything. And it's not compulsory to actually wear the t-shirt?
If so, count me in!
YiC
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2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children
I would love to be a sponsor.Comment
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Wait wait wait... She's the racist? I do not see how she made a derogatory statement in any way. Calling someone an African-American isn't racist, she is using a "politically correct" term to identify a person. Calling them niglets, or niggas is worse, and that is what you are doing.Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View PostSome friend you are. What a terribly racist thing to say. Do you tell her negro jokes too to see if she will laugh? Shame on you!
Also, I'd just like to point out the fact that YOU calling black people monkeys is vilification and undoubtedly more racist than what the girl said.. That's been illegal in USA for more than 100 years.
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.Comment
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children
Hey Skip, how about you hop on over to the Intro section and tell us a little about yourself. Do you wear one of those hats with corks hanging off it? Or maybe you play the gingerydoo? Do you ride your kangaroo to school?Comment
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I would like to sponsor two or three niglets, if it is allowed. I posted a thread about how our nigra servants were mauled by bears (Praise Jesus!). So I am in need of a few more. Please let me know the procedure. Many thanks!Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children
Trump now sponsors his own niglet:
-The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
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-Holocaust Jokes
-Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
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-Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!Comment
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children
Awwwww, look how cute! I guess you can train them while they are young. (Although he will likely grow up to be a criminal - most of them do)
In this vid you will see a lil baby negro sing Praise da Lord.
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children
He starts off pretty well, doesn't he? Such a shame that he loses focus so quickly, but I guess that's just typical of his people. Or maybe the awful sound of that old woman shrieking put him off.
But thank you for sharing, Sister Daisy Mae. What a great start for this little fellow! If only he can avoid the 600+ pitfalls listed in the Bible, he too can be saved.
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!Comment
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children
There are two kinds of negroes. I can see why the young baby-mammas want to start them off in church right away.Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children
What a wonderful program this is.
Is there an application to complete, or may I simply just have a niglet assigned to me? I'm only asking because I once sponsored a dog through the ASPCA and they assigned me this ugly-ass pekingnese so I let my sponsorship payments lapse. I imagine the dog ended up fighting a pit bull somewhere in West Virginia or maybe selling itself to tourists in Tijuana. Don't know, don't care.
I don't want the same thing to happen to my niglet - so I would like a cute one, please.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.Amen and AmenComment
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