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  • Is Adolf Hitler Alive? Probably YES, New Evidence Says!

    Adolf Hitler, probably the most famous man ever. Rumors about his disappearance after the Second World War were previously dismissed as conspiracy theories or hearsay. The main problem with these theories was the lack of tangible evidence; especially, the route of escape from his Bunker to the Berlin Airport was shrouded in mystery. Imagine an elderly man in a war-damaged town! He would not have been able to reach the plane through ruins and rubble. Based on existing data, he would have got within 200 yards of safety but that would not have been enough. Thus, the best historians concluded that he had died by suicide in his Bunker.

    Now, these last 200 yards have been examined and by the discovery of a new secret tunnel, the fate of Mr. Hitler has to be re-evaluated.

    The expert team on Hunting Hitler initially worked out that the Nazi leader could have made it from his bunker to the airport almost entirely underground, except for the final 200 yards.
    Rumours have long circulated of a hitherto unknown tunnel connecting this final 200 yards from a nearby subway station (once known as U6 and now called Luftbrücke) to the airport. And now, using a state-of-the-art sonar device regularly employed by the US military in their manhunts, the team investigating the mystery of Hitler’s possible evasion have unearthed that tunnel.
    This provides the “missing link” from what was the U6 subway station to Tempelhof and could have allowed the Führer to escape without being captured above ground by the marauding Soviets.
    No secret can remain in obscurity. It is crystal clear that Jesus must have felt that the time was ripe to reveal these mysterious occurrences during the commie invasion of Europe in 1945. Still, I must confess that I really do not like the evolutionary references in the quote above.

    Deuteronomy 29:29
    The secret things belong unto the LORD our God: but those things which are revealed belong unto us and to our children for ever, that we may do all the words of this law.

    Thus, Mr. Hitler DID have a route of escape. It is practically unthinkable that a man of his powers would not have used it. Thus, it is practically certain that he DID. This means that Mr. Hitler escaped.

    Where?

    The other major revelation in Hunting Hitler concerns a jungle compound in the Misiones province of northern Argentina.
    As they explored its ruins, the team uncovered all manner of Nazi artefacts. Baer, who during his long and distinguished CIA career tracked Saddam Hussein among many others, reflects that the discoveries in Misiones were one of the key factors in making him think that they may not be on such a wild goose chase after all.
    Question answered! To Argentina! The scholars have also pictorial evidence!





    Here we can see Adolf Hitler at the age of 95, the route by which he escaped and, most importantly, a photograph depicting Mr. Hitler and Mrs. Braun-Hitler alive in South America in the 1970's.

    Is he still alive? I would say that it is a very plausible possibility, as German science during the Nazi years was very advanced. It is quite feasible that Nazi scientists would have discovered the secret of youth. After, all many Biblical patriarchs lived up to hundreds of years of age (Genesis 5:27) and only due to genetic entropy have we lost that longevity. It is not very difficult to examine the DNA for these signs of entropy and remove it. In addition, even without scientific intervention, some people have lived up to 122 years! Thus, we can conclude that Mr. Hitler must be alive and well this very moment!



    Mrs. Jeanne Calment lived to see her 122nd birthday!

    You may ask if this is relevant. Why would Jesus be interested in the unfortunate errors of the Nazis and reveal these data now! While I cannot speak on Jesus' behalf, there are some coincidences that are probably not coincidences at all, as God our Lord is Omniscient and Omnipotent and He has designed all the History of the World from the Beginning (Genesis 1:1) and He must have known about the rise of false religions during these last days before Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17).

    Now let us revise some Nazi history. In 1936 the Nazis hosted the Olympic Games. People from all over the world came to participate. Among the participants was Argentina with 50 men and 1 WOMAN (Jeannette Campbell [the name is remarkably similar to Jeanne Calment] and she won the silver medal in women's 100 m freestyle swimming). This is important. The Argentinian team must have met many German people and interacted with them.


    This is the picture of Ms. Campbell.

    Ezekiel 47:5
    Afterward he measured a thousand; and it was a river that I could not pass over: for the waters were risen, waters to swim in, a river that could not be passed over.

    Next fact. The present Chief Papist Pope Francis was born in Buenos Aires, Argentina later in 1936. Let us see the facts:
    • Olympics in Nazi Germany in 1936.
    • Argentina sent a woman athlete.
    • Later that year, Pope Frances was born.
    • A few years later, Hitler escaped to Argentina.

    Only Jesus knows how all these data fit together but they are alarming and not coincidental as there are no coincidences with God. I suggest that we pray on these revelations and thank Jesus for giving us these missing pieces of data.


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    Re: Is Adolf Hitler Alive? Probably YES, New Evidence Says!

    Hitler is 126 now which is quite young compared to Metušélaħ (מְתוּשָׁלַח) who Jesus killed when he was 969 (you already mentioned Genesis 5:27).

    It's unfortunate foreigners cannot run for president. I am certain president Hitler would solve our Mexican problem with his trademark German efficiency.
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    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      Re: Is Adolf Hitler Alive? Probably YES, New Evidence Says!

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      Hitler is 126 now which is quite young compared to Metušélaħ (מְתוּשָׁלַח) who Jesus killed when he was 969 (you already mentioned Genesis 5:27).

      It's unfortunate foreigners cannot run for president. I am certain president Hitler would solve our Mexican problem with his trademark German efficiency.
      Indeed, Brother Revered Old Timer. As we now have the perfect candidate in The Donald, this new candidate may feel a bit far-fetched but, of course, vice-precidency remains to be determined by Jesus. I am positive that your ideas may find fruition there. In fact, you are not the first to suggest this, and some others have even contemplated the issue in more detail as evidenced by this entrancing image:



      Undoubtedly, this was also foreseen by Hosea!

      Hosea 6:9
      And as troops of robbers wait for a man, so the company of priests murder in the way by consent: for they commit lewdness.


      I am not saying this idea of yours in good, I am only saying that it should receive an unbiased scrutiny.


      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        Re: Is Adolf Hitler Alive? Probably YES, New Evidence Says!

        We were right.

        We unraveled this piece of historical knowledge months ago and now it's been confirmed!



        A top CIA agent Bob Baer has come to the same conclusions as our Creation Science team!

        A veteran CIA agent claims to have proof Hitler faked his own death in his bunker at the end of the Second World War.

        The team have used a collection of never-before-seen documents to develop the theory that Hitler did not actually kill himself and instead fled to the Canary Islands.

        Veteran CIA agent Bob Baer said: "The narrative the government gives us is a lie. if you look at the FBI files it throws open the investigation.
        While it is of course outrageous to have the results of our Creation Science team plagiarized, it is still nice to have international recognition for our efforts! We speculated that Mr. Hitler found a new home in Argentina. Let us see what the top-class CIA experts have to say:

        When the war came to an end many Nazis made an exodus to South America to begin a new life away from Europe.

        It is claimed Hitler traveled by U-Boat to Argentina from the Canary Islands to be reunited with his comrades.
        It is more and more plausible that this man is the offspring of Mr. Hitler.



        Luke 15:31
        And he said unto him, Son, thou art ever with me, and all that I have is thine.



        Yours in Christ,

        Elmer
        2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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          Re: Is Adolf Hitler Alive? Probably YES, New Evidence Says!

          My heart was jumping while reading this!
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          -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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            Re: Is Adolf Hitler Alive? Probably YES, New Evidence Says!

            Could it be that Pope Francis isn't the offspring of Hitler, but actually is Hitler himself? He is a paptist and quite old also, isn't he? This is starting to get more and more obvious!

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              Re: Is Adolf Hitler Alive? Probably YES, New Evidence Says!

              Hmm. Well, in some ways Adolf Hitler was a good man. He exterminated non-Christians (Deuteronomy 13:6-10), cripples (Exodus 4:11), Hamites (Genesis 9:25), homers (Leviticus 20:13), and many other sinful people. However, he was ultimately a Cathylick and not a True Christian.
              Last edited by Grandma; 01-13-2016, 09:42 PM. Reason: Granny can't type today for some reason!
              Proverbs 3:5
              Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

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                Re: Is Adolf Hitler Alive? Probably YES, New Evidence Says!

                Given that you're very old too, Grandma, could it be that you used to play with Mr Hitler in the schoolyard, when you were both young?
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                  Re: Is Adolf Hitler Alive? Probably YES, New Evidence Says!

                  Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
                  Given that you're very old too, Grandma, could it be that you used to play with Mr Hitler in the schoolyard, when you were both young?
                  No, I never lived in Germany. However, I did see Mao and Stalin in the schoolyard because they were foreign exchange students.
                  Proverbs 3:5
                  Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

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                    Re: Is Adolf Hitler Alive? Probably YES, New Evidence Says!

                    YES! HITLER IS ALIVE! HITLER IS ALIVE! I WILL THROW A PARTY TO CELEBRATE!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Is Adolf Hitler Alive? Probably YES, New Evidence Says!

                      Isn't it horrible that people would spread such horrid rumours about a man of such great stature.Now our fuhrer and the great 'Trump' card may rise together to rule the world!
                      Donald Trump, our hero!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Is Adolf Hitler Alive? Probably YES, New Evidence Says!

                        can't really tell if you're serious or not...

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                          Re: Is Adolf Hitler Alive? Probably YES, New Evidence Says!

                          Originally posted by twgever View Post
                          can't really tell if you're serious or not...
                          Welcome Mr. Gever. While it is our practice to accept all who come to this Godly site for Christian fellowship, we do have a few rules. One of them is that you are to make an introduction in our conveniently titled Introduction Forum. I note that you have failed to follow those instructions.


                          Thankfully, we are not Grammar Nazis here, so we will not rebuke you for your poor sentence structure unless there is no improvement.
                          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                            Re: Is Adolf Hitler Alive? Probably YES, New Evidence Says!

                            Originally posted by twgever View Post
                            can't really tell if you're serious or not...
                            You should be able to tell this thread about the world leader, Adolf Hitler, concerns world history. World history is serious stuff. If Mr. Hitler is alive it changes everything.
                            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                              Re: Is Adolf Hitler Alive? Probably YES, New Evidence Says!

                              Hitler sadly was not a real Conservative.1. He was a Roman Catholic
                              2. He was anti-Capitalist (even though he was anti-Communist too)
                              3. He was mentally ill
                              Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."

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