[BaptistJohn]

"Tell us what church you go to"


- True Bible Baptist Church in Des Moines, Iowa



"and what your favorite Bible verse is"


- Hebrews 13:8 Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever.



"and how you came to find Jesus."



- By opening up my King James Bible, reading it, humbly accepting everything it said, and practicing it. It was also helpful to have a nice Baptist Church in a neighborhood full of Godless Liberals. Lately, though, I've come to be disappointed. I asked my pastor what shape the earth is and he said it is round. He also has lately been letting some black people into our church without segregating them (that is, making them sit in the back seats)


I'm thinking I should just leave, and move to Freehold so that I can join y'all in your Landover Baptist Church. How far away is Freehold from Des Moines?