[Ebenezer Wright]

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HEY I WEAR GLASSES, MY MOTHER WEARS GLASSES, MY GRANDPARENTS ALL WEAR GLASSES, AND I WILL NOT SIT HEAR WHILE YOU THROW AROUND "FOUR-EYED QUEERS"

Its odd to me that you are angered about me saying "four-eyed queers" I certainly hope your whole family isn't queer?

Why add queer into the statement but not witches? Are you trying to tell us something?

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

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My kids arent' big readers but if they were i still woudlnt' let them read those harry potter books someone told me that the author used real magic spells in those books so it must be from satin besides they could use the money for better things like giving it to the church and if they have to read they can read the bible.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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My kids arent' big readers but if they were i still woudlnt' let them read those harry potter books someone told me that the author used real magic spells in those books so it must be from satin besides they could use the money for better things like giving it to the church and if they have to read they can read the bible.

The spells in the books are not real. The words are faux Latin.
Don't believe me? Try it. Point a stick at an object and say "Wingardium leviosa." If the spell were real, the object would rise and float in the air. I can promise you, it won't. If it does, I'll eat it with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Point a stick at a person and say "Avrada kedavra." If the spell were real, the person would drop dead on the spot. All that will happen in reality is that they will look at you as if you've lost your mind. But you probably get that a lot anyway.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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The spells in the books are not real. The words are faux Latin.
Don't believe me? Try it. Point a stick at an object and say "Wingardium leviosa." If the spell were real, the object would rise and float in the air. I can promise you, it won't. If it does, I'll eat it with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Point a stick at a person and say "Avrada kedavra." If the spell were real, the person would drop dead on the spot. All that will happen in reality is that they will look at you as if you've lost your mind. But you probably get that a lot anyway.

Get a load of this. Old Iron Crotch is trying to trick poor Jimmy-Roy into performing satanic magic. Crotchie, you really did have your sense of shame surgically removed, didn't you?

[The Parrot]

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Ok now everyone read this, and read it good... Joanne Rowling is not a witch, a Satanist, or anything evil!! She is a respectful member of the Church of Scotland. She is not a whore or slut, her husband abandoned her with her child. She lived in poverty! Just because she worked hard and supported her daughter doesn't mean the devil did it! And now that she has money, she donates almost half of her earnings to charities, like -One Parent Familes-. She is married to a man who will accutally respect her. And for all of you crackpot's that say she's teaching childern witchcraft, well i have news for you, she's not, it all nosense by paranoid people. It is Fiction! F, I, C, T, I, O, N... FICTION!!!!!! Something fun to read, entertaining... Get over yourselves!


-!!!PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!!!-

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Ok now everyone read this, and read it good..[apologist rubbish for J. K Rowling deleted]

Look, we're talking a woman with $Billions - Did she sell her soul to Satan for these riches? I think we should be told!

Anyway, if you had that sort of money, don't you think you could employ a good PR firm to have the public (you) believe anything at all???

[Brother_Percy]

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Everyone here knows that harry potter is a work of fiction right?

Some facts you might wish to consider with this so-called 'work of fiction'...

It is well known that Rowling is a recruiter for various Anti-Christian and Satanist Organizations, including the Church of Satan, The Wiccan Circle, and the Pagan Federation. Reports in the press actually CONFIRM this, as The Pagan Federation has had to appoint a youth officer to deal with a flood of inquiries coming in from children as young as 6 years old, following the success of the Harry Potter books. (http://www.daveandangel.com/CRN/Harry_Potter_Fans_Turn_to_Witchcraft.html)

Harry Potter is a Trojan horse – a clever vehicle able to implant a sort of satanic receptor in the human soul – making youngsters vulnerable to demonic activity and possible demon infestation / possession.

Harry Potter books – packaged as harmless fantasy - are actually the genuinely dangerous. The necromancy, ceremonial magic, curses, spells, blood sacrifice, incantations, and so on, mirror actual occult ritual! While many of the names which permeate the books are actual names of real witches, occult figures, and demonic entities from throughout History. How could Rowling know such things if she wasn’t a witch herself?

Names such as ‘Hedwig', ‘Cliodna’, Alberic Grunnion’, ‘Nicolas Flamel’, ‘Paracelsus’, Henry Cornelius Agrippa’ were all famous witches, sorcerers and alchemists throughout the ages. Then we have names such as "Azkaban", "Circe", "Draco", "Erised", "Hermes", and "Slytherin"; all of which are names of real devils or demons. These are not characters of fiction!

Why package these books as fantasy when they are literally crammed full of REAL black magic ceremonies, REAL hexes and spells, names of REAL witches and demons? Why, if this is truly fantasy, wouldn’t Rowling fill these books with ‘made-up-names’ and ‘made-up-spells’, instead of real curses and names of real witches and demons? Well, maybe that is something you should think about.

How serious is this? By reading these materials, many millions of young people are learning how to work with demon spirits. They are getting to know them by name, and speaking their names aloud, opening their souls up to possession.

"There is a tremendous smoke screen in the Potter PR machinery," Caryl Matriciana, author of ‘Harry Potter – Witchcraft Repackaged’ DVD documentary was quoted as saying. "Does being packaged as 'fantasy' mean we're not to question content?"


Remember in the Bible what Paul had to say on this -

“Do not be yoked together with unbelievers. For what do righteousness and wickedness have in common? Or what fellowship can light have with darkness?” II Corinthians 6:14

“Have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but rather expose them.” Ephesians 5:11


According to Iowa Licensed Master Social Worker William Schnoebelen, former Church of Satan member - turned Christian, Potter characters execute satanic ceremony and technique as practiced today.

Schnoebelen, also a former instructor of witchcraft, says Potter imitators are blind to the entities that respond from "an unknown beguiling arena. It seems so enchantingly fun and innocent, but they are trafficking in evil spirits. The books definitely draw kids to witchcraft."

While former high-ranking occultist, ‘Peter’, said “The story of Harry Potter is an allegory: It is written and packaged to look like fantasy when, in truth, it is a carefully written true description of the training and work of an initiate in an occult order.... The story line aligns with real occult books written by Gavin and Yvonne Frost, who, themselves, run the foremost school of witchcraft in the British Isles.” (http://www.crossroad.to/ask-peter/index.htm)

Former satanic mystic, Johanna Michaelson, says, "There is a beautiful side of evil – deceptive, subtle, adorned with all manner of spiritual refinements, but no less from the pit of hell than that which is blatantly satanic."

There is a false story going around that JK Rowling’s exhaustively researched the occult to better animate her characters' skills. Friends, do not be naïve here. To animate her characters better? This is meant to be fiction, not a who’s who encyclopaedia of Black Magic and the Occult for a 6 year old child. My fears are mirrored in what Head Teacher of St Mary's Island Church of England school in Chatham, Kent, has went on the record as saying. Carol Rockwood stated that ‘Harry Potter is more dangerous to children than child molestors’. And I for one couldn’t agree more.

But it is not just your child’s spiritual welfare you should be concerned with. For these books not only teach your children how to do real Black Magic, channel spirits, hold congress with the dead, speak to ghosts and drink animal blood. But they also teach your children disrespect for authority, and glorify serious crimes such as ‘car theft’, ‘bank robbery’, ‘murder’ and ‘identity theft’, all of which Potter engages in throughout the books. And more worrying still is that these books actually teach your child how to make drugs!

In the first Potter book, Harry and his friends learn how to make drugs, and the glory of taking them. Listen to Professor Snape explain in the book: "I don't think you will really understand the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses, I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death ... Potter! ... What would I get if I added powered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?"

Do you see that little reference to "wormwood"? The plant, wormwood, contains thujone, an hypnotic drug, banned by the FDA since 1915. Further, wormwood is used to make Absinthe, a hallucinogenic liquor. Therefore, the drug to which Rowling makes reference is very real, and is so dangerous the FDA has banned it -- to this day, it is BANNED!

Checkmate, heathen!

[Charissa]

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Get this straight. People don't have the ability for success like that own their own, twitbottoms. Either God did it or the devil did it. Runeling is obviously in league with the devil. Her Harry Pooper books don't include scripture, either. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows:
"Where your treasure is there will your heart be also"
Also found in the book of Mathew... (Matthew 6:19-24)

[davids731]

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I'd like to reference 2 verses of the Bible:

John 3:17 - " For God did not send his Son into the world to CONDEMN the world, but to SAVE the world through him."

Luke 6:37- "Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.

We are not supposed to be condemning people but we are to love them and tell them the truth. Ask most non-Christians and they will say that Christians are hypocritical, condemning, self righteous people that think they are better than everyone else and I don't blame them. Christianity is all about love and forgiveness and people have twisted that into something that it was never intended to be. And we wonder why people don't want to be Christians. We are to be like Jesus and to do that we have to subscribe to the whole Bible, seek after God, and love people. I plead with you to really look into this. I don't mean to be condemning at all btw, I just need to speak the truth.

In Christ's love,

davids731

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'd like to reference 2 verses of the Bible:

John 3:17 - " For God did not send his Son into the world to CONDEMN the world, but to SAVE the world through him."

Luke 6:37- "Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.

We are not supposed to be condemning people but we are to love them and tell them the truth. Ask most non-Christians and they will say that Christians are hypocritical, condemning, self righteous people that think they are better than everyone else and I don't blame them. Christianity is all about love and forgiveness and people have twisted that into something that it was never intended to be. And we wonder why people don't want to be Christians. We are to be like Jesus and to do that we have to subscribe to the whole Bible, seek after God, and love people. I plead with you to really look into this. I don't mean to be condemning at all btw, I just need to speak the truth.

In Christ's love,

davids731

Dear False Christian;

First of all, you're quoting from a satanic bible version. The KJV doesn't say anything like what you've posted above.

Secondly, what's your point? That withcraft is fine and dandy with Jesus?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

[handmaiden]

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I'd like to reference 2 verses of the Bible:

John 3:17 - " For God did not send his Son into the world to CONDEMN the world, but to SAVE the world through him."

Luke 6:37- "Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.

We are not supposed to be condemning people but we are to love them and tell them the truth. Ask most non-Christians and they will say that Christians are hypocritical, condemning, self righteous people that think they are better than everyone else and I don't blame them. Christianity is all about love and forgiveness and people have twisted that into something that it was never intended to be. And we wonder why people don't want to be Christians. We are to be like Jesus and to do that we have to subscribe to the whole Bible, seek after God, and love people. I plead with you to really look into this. I don't mean to be condemning at all btw, I just need to speak the truth.

In Christ's love,

davids731

Christianity is NOT all about love and forgiveness, Christianity is about GOD'S love and HIS willingness to forgive those who OBEY Him and accept the sin covering of His Son's blood.

For people who choose to deny the existence of God and spit on His gift of a blood covering, there is no forgiveness-- period.

And please remember the obedience part--it's kind of crucial. People nowadays think that they can disobey much of, if not most of God's Word and still be forgiven if they go around talking about love all the time.


And your suggestion that we, here at LBC, are the ones twisting the Bible into something it was never intended to be is hilarious the the nth degree.

You say that we are to subscribe to the whole Bible, which is EXACTLY what we try to tell people to do. Then you say that we are to "love people" which is NOT the sum total of the Bible's message.

The Bible's message is that God is not only all-powerful, but that He and He ALONE is the arbiter of what is right and what is wrong -- not us and not you.

God commands us to obey Him completely and live. If we disobey Him, we are sent to hell.

All those other details that people like to argue about are secondary.

All the "love" towards others will not save you or them. Only obedience to God counts.

Of course, you are not alone in your Bible-Lite belief. So many people nowadays calling themselves Christians would fail the true tests of faith administered in the Bible.

It's because everybody in this day and age is so mollycoddled about the realities the Bible and the realities of life.

They can't stand to see an actual mouse caught in a trap so, of course, they could never obey God's commands to discipline their children, or kill His enemies.

You know, it might have been tough living in the era of non-anesthetized amputations, but at least people were willing to pick up a sword (or a stone or a burning torch) and deal with people who were enemies of God.

Subscribing to the whole Bible, to use your phrase, means knowing that is right to hit your child for disciplinary purposes. It is required to execute witches. It is legal to own slaves. It is wrong for women to speak, preach or teach in church.

It is wrong for a man to try and get out of inseminating his wife when ejaculating his sperm. It is wrong to stand by and permit homosexual behavior to carry on in one's community. It is wrong to divorce and remarry for any other reason than adultery committed against one.

There was a time when everyone in this entire country knew these basic statutes of the Bible and secular laws encoded by our leaders mirrored these statues.

Even if you didn't believe in the Bible, you still had to conduct your life according to its standards or face earthly consequences before being dealt with by God on a permanent basis.

But little by little, God's presence was erased in earthly law. People rewrote legal statutes based on what THEY thought was right, not on what God commands in the Bible.

Now, we have so-called Christians trying to re-write the Bible so that it appeals to modern sensibilities. God is all about love. God forgives everyone no matter whether they obey His commands or not.

I bet you probably don't like the idea that fornicators and adulterers and homosexuals all go to hell, do you? You probably think that if they are "nice" people, God will give them a free pass because He loves them so much.

That kind of weak, delusional, uninformed, Christianity would make the generations of earlier believers hound you out of their churches.


Realistically Yours,

Handmaiden

[DeadMan89]

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This isn't proof, just wild speculation.

[IWill NotSin]

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She is the delivs lover
and she make writes about
teen wizards learning spells
and curses. Her books should
not not be for sale in America

[Cranky Old Man]

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It could be that
you are right about
that. But it is hard
to figure out with
all those short
sentences.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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I agree with my
Brother Cranky, haiku posts
Are quite hard to read