[Pure_Angel]

Originally Posted by MisterM

I won't draw you a picture and I really hope you don't try either. Only reason I know these things is that I'm trying to study the sin in my new study

I don't want you to draw a picture, I am happy not to find out how it's done ever. (Also I read your study, and I think you are doing a noble thing!)

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by MisterM

I won't draw you a picture and I really hope you don't try either. Only reason I know these things is that I'm trying to study the sin in my new study

Thank you for not drawing a picture. There are more than enough floating around the Internets already!

Just check out this wanton harlot about to do unspeakable things!



As you can see, the cucumber is "way into it", as is the baby asparagus. The tomato, who I'm pretty sure is a homosexual, is a bit shy about approaching. And the two grownup asparaguses? They're not even both MALE!

Jennifer Aniston is a harlot bisexual vegetable fetishist!!

[Onthedope]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

Liebrals shock me with how lazy they are. Stirring is too much work now? I'm amazed they're not all on respirators, considering how hard breathing is.

Actually that's a pretty cool piece of machinery
Sure it's lazy
But the way it works I very interesting

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by Onthedo

Actually that's a pretty cool piece of machinery
Sure it's lazy
But the way it works I very interesting

You necroposted a thread that's almost 2 years old just to say that you're too lazy to stir a pot?

No wonder your "boyfriend/husband/fiancee/whatever" does all the cooking. Tell me, are the buttons on the microwave hard to push?

[Onthedope]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

You necroposted a thread that's almost 2 years old just to say that you're too lazy to stir a pot?

No wonder your "boyfriend/husband/fiancee/whatever" does all the cooking. Tell me, are the buttons on the microwave hard to push?

Sorry but it one of the first post they show you when you click on the link (cool)
I know it's lazy I would never buy one to use it
I'm interested in mechanics so I find it pretty cool how it works
Oh by the way my fiancé is training to be a chef so of corse he's the better cook

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Onthedo

Oh by the way my fiancé is training to be a chef so of corse he's the better cook

The only men I know of who cook are fags.

[Onthedope]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

The only men I know of who cook are fags.

What a rude thing to say and assume
As it is not true

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Onthedope

What a rude thing to say and assume
As it is not true

Show me a man with a wooden spoon in his hand and I'll burn it because it's probably been up his bottom.

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

Show me a man with a wooden spoon in his hand and I'll burn it because it's probably been up his bottom.

Oh, thanks for that image. Now I want to go burn my wooden spoons even though Seth has never touched them.

Once again, the only cooking a man should do is outdoors. I even get a little twitchy about someone else being in my kitchen.

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

Oh, thanks for that image. Now I want to go burn my wooden spoons even though Seth has never touched them.

Once again, the only cooking a man should do is outdoors. I even get a little twitchy about someone else being in my kitchen.

You're a good wife. Is Seth still away on business?

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

You're a good wife. Is Seth still away on business?

As usual, home on weekends.

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

As usual, home on weekends.

Hmm... I'll maybe pop round this evening to drop off those papers. I'm back in Britain at the weekend.

[Malencia]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

These look interesting... haven't found them at my local library though...

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

Hmm... I'll maybe pop round this evening to drop off those papers. I'm back in Britain at the weekend.

Well, I'm home all day, Seth isn't back until around 5 or so on Friday, so whenever.

[melissajlong]

Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet

Obviously the nudity offends me, but I'm also outraged by the fact that the woman has fruit pressed against her milk bags. Am I supposed to want to eat a grape that's been touching a nipple? If this book becomes popular, woman everywhere will be smothering food with their chest muffins. I am positively nauseous.

Guys, wash your food to be on the safe side.

Gen 2:25 The man and his wife were both naked, and they felt no shame

Isaiah 20:2 God told Isaiah son of Amoz, "Go, take off your clothes and sandals," and Isaiah did it, going about naked and barefooted.

Job 1:21 Naked I came from my mother's womb, naked I'll return to the womb of the earth. God gives, God takes. God's name be ever blessed.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by ELLOELLO

...Job 1:21 Naked I came from my mother's womb, naked I'll return to the womb of the earth. God gives, God takes. God's name be ever blessed.

You see, this illustrates the problem with using the wrong Bible. In the King James, that verse reads thusly:

Job 1:21 "And said, Naked came I out of my mother’s womb, And naked shall I return thither: The Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; Blessed be the name of the Lord."

It says nothing about returning to the "womb of the earth". That's just disgusting.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by ELLOELLO

Gen 2:25 The man and his wife were both naked, and they felt no shame

I really really hate it when people deliberately quote Holy Scripture out of context. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Anyone, even a blind deaf child of 2 years old, knows that this was before Eve broke God's rules for which all women still get a well deserved punishment each and every day.

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.