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I thought this would be a fun thread . . . stuff from atheists who don't understand Christianity, yet try in their hamfisted way to mock us.
Here's the first attempt:
Here's the first attempt:
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Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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This one doesn't even make sense. Of course atheists rarely do. At least it's spelled right - don't see that often from the atheists.
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This isn't funny, it's sick.
These atheists are playing off two fallacies: The irrational belief that homerism is anything but a choice to ignore God's Commands, and the Straw God who loves everybody.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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This one totally backfires on the atheistard who posted it:
Of course we refuse to update! God 1.0 is already perfect; there is no need for security patches, enhancements, or upgrades!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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An atheist tard I'm going to so enjoy spending a considerable fraction of eternity mocking as he roasts is the one who made this cartoon which insinuates that people actually make up the real God in their heads. We know, of course, that false Christians who ignore the Bible do this in order to make up a god that allows them to sin but if that's what the cartoonist meant he didn't make that clear enough!sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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. . . what cartoon?Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
An atheist tard I'm going to so enjoy spending a considerable fraction of eternity mocking as he roasts is the one who made this cartoon which insinuates that people actually make up the real God in their heads. We know, of course, that false Christians who ignore the Bible do this in order to make up a god that allows them to sin but if that's what the cartoonist meant he didn't make that clear enough!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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The one in my post...Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post. . . what cartoon?sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post I see no cartoon . . . not even a Red X. Is it possible my congregation's FilthBlock(tm) software is screening it out?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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What a wonderful idea! Please PM me a link to download such a filter to everyone I know who isn't as well armoured with the Lord's faith as I am's computer.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post I see no cartoon . . . not even a Red X. Is it possible my congregation's FilthBlock™ software is screening it out?
In deference to My good friend Rodimer's Filthblock™ software I'll attach the file.
To avoid confusion here's the post that goes with the cartoon again.Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View PostAttached Filessigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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This one doesn't even make sense:
Jesus didn't pray to Himself, He prayed to the Father (who is technically not the same as the Son, even thought They are the same God).
Indeed it is a mystery, so this image doesn't even work.Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Thank you, Brother!
Yes, that clearly should show the X in the heart, which is where we all know God dwells.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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I suppose this is intended to be humorous.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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