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  • #1

    Testimony

    This is just a little something I wrote. It's called "Testimony". It's not much, but I hope it reaches someone to let them know that if God could change me, He can change them.

    I used to be a hot mess girl
    Dancing in the clubs
    Drinking Bacardi
    But that's so far from me
    Because I
    Accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior
    Now I live blessed because of unmerited favor
    I used to rock the block
    Running from the cops
    Dodging bullet shots
    I kid you not
    I used to live the hot mess story
    But since I came to Christ
    I live to bring His name glory
    I know He went to the cross just for you and for me
    Know that He shed His blood so that we could be free
    It's amazing that He laid His life down
    And then three days later He walked around town
    So that nobody could deny who He was
    And nobody could deny His true power
    And the same God who raised Himself from the dead
    Is the same God I choose to serve until the end.
    Ezekiel 36:26- A new heart also will I give you, and a new spirit will I put within you: and I will take away the stony heart out of your flesh, and I will give you an heart of flesh.
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  • #2
    Re: Testimony

    Not again!

    Shouldn't you be out finding a husband!
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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    • #3
      Re: Testimony

      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
      Not again!

      Shouldn't you be out finding a husband!
      Pardon me, but what do you mean by "again"? I meant no harm, I just wanted to share a poem that may be able to reach unsaved people. Besides, I'm already working on getting married.
      Ezekiel 36:26- A new heart also will I give you, and a new spirit will I put within you: and I will take away the stony heart out of your flesh, and I will give you an heart of flesh.

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      • #4
        Re: Testimony

        It seems to be a phase a certain type of new female member goes through that we have to listen to their poems instead of being updated very very rarely on their progress towards becoming saved in childbirth.

        You really ought to read the Bible and get to grips with how women are actually supposed to behave.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • #5
          Re: Testimony

          I used to live the hot mess story
          Are you insane? This is a darn family sight and now I have to explain (yet again) about bukkake, snowballing, money shots, the 'swiz nasty', coffee creme parties and conjunctivitis to my young, fresh faced, (crying), limber, nimble young Nephew!

          And we are at the dinner table!

          Thanks for ruining both our evening meals

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • #6
            Re: Testimony

            Originally posted by Angelie View Post
            Pardon me, but what do you mean by "again"? I meant no harm, I just wanted to share a poem that may be able to reach unsaved people. Besides, I'm already working on getting married.
            Dear, unless the Good Lord called you to be a missionary's wife, you should leave the "reaching unsaved people" business to the professionals. You give a bad name to Christian women by blathering on like that when you should be busy baking a pie for your man after his long hard day at work.

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #7
              Re: Testimony

              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
              It seems to be a phase a certain type of new female member goes through that we have to listen to their poems instead of being updated very very rarely on their progress towards becoming saved in childbirth.

              You really ought to read the Bible and get to grips with how women are actually supposed to behave.
              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              Dear, unless the Good Lord called you to be a missionary's wife, you should leave the "reaching unsaved people" business to the professionals. You give a bad name to Christian women by blathering on like that when you should be busy baking a pie for your man after his long hard day at work.

              I will take your Godly rebukes to heart. (I will not be sharing any more poetry here, I have things to do.)
              Ezekiel 36:26- A new heart also will I give you, and a new spirit will I put within you: and I will take away the stony heart out of your flesh, and I will give you an heart of flesh.

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              • #8
                Re: Testimony

                Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                Are you insane? This is a darn family sight and now I have to explain (yet again) about bukkake, snowballing, money shots, the 'swiz nasty', coffee creme parties and conjunctivitis to my young, fresh faced, (crying), limber, nimble young Nephew!

                And we are at the dinner table!

                Thanks for ruining both our evening meals

                YIC
                ... I think the term means something else for you than what I meant because I have no idea what you're talking about.
                Ezekiel 36:26- A new heart also will I give you, and a new spirit will I put within you: and I will take away the stony heart out of your flesh, and I will give you an heart of flesh.

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                • #9
                  Re: Testimony

                  Originally posted by Angelie View Post
                  ... I think the term means something else for you than what I meant because I have no idea what you're talking about.
                  Brother Niles is a highly educated man. He often uses words that go over my head as well.
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Testimony

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    Brother Niles is a highly educated man. He often uses words that go over my head as well.
                    That must be it- he surely seems more educated than me! (although that's not exactly saying much)
                    Ezekiel 36:26- A new heart also will I give you, and a new spirit will I put within you: and I will take away the stony heart out of your flesh, and I will give you an heart of flesh.

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