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  • #31
    Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign

    Russia, if you’re reading this, get her emails!
    My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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    • #32
      Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign

      Wow. An Election Campaign!


      I would love to be your campaign manager, Mister Mayor. Actually I wouldn't mind running with you as co-mayor. Can you see it? The two of us leading Freehold to a future laden with prosperity? Freehold growing to the size of LA, NY, or Chicago? The money you'd bring in!


      And every resident a proven, True Christian(TM). Sounds like the next best thing to Heaven, no?


      I am sending the maximum allowed donation to your campaign fund, Your Honor. Spend it wisely.


      Generous even if I am a former Joo,
      Morton

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      • #33
        Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign

        Originally posted by Harvey Weinstein View Post
        I am sending the maximum allowed donation to your campaign fund, Your Honor. Spend it wisely.


        Generous even if I am a former Joo,
        Hey there sheeny boy. Aren't you trying to repent of your Judaism? Don't you think a recovering Jew entering a political campaign would be like a recovering alcoholic sitting at an open bar?


        For your sake, I think it would be best if you kept your big nose out of this. Wherever you people go, corruption is sure to follow.
        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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        • #34
          Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign

          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
          I just hope she doesn't hold any events like a political rally or something like that and disrupt the lives of our wonderful citizens.
          Ugh. The last thing we need is some entitled messican (and a female at that) in a public space spouting off about how their family came to this country with only the wet shirts on their backs and that they made a better life for their kids by instilling decent values and being proud of their heritage.
          My family has always been . That is good enough for me
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #35
            Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign

            I am very concerned. Does Freehold allow women to run for office? Especially a MESSICAN SPIC? Please tell me this isn't true!
            Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
            1 Corinthians 11:13

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            • #36
              Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign


              Originally Posted by Alejandra Larguez
              You know me, I am Alejandra Larguez
              There are a couple of points you could cover. Firstly, where do you come from. Are you Spanish or something? Secondly, do you have any policy positions likely to inform your actions we should know about and, thirdly, does your "husband" know about your "other" associates! There's a link for you above.

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              • #37
                Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign

                Originally posted by Dana723 View Post
                I am very concerned. Does Freehold allow women to run for office? Especially a MESSICAN SPIC? Please tell me this isn't true!
                I bet she was the one who sneaked in that Dolores woman. Oh my goodness, these two women are going to turn our beautiful Freehold into some sort of a socialist sanctuary city!

                I am lifting my prayers for your campaign, Brother Mayor Hold. An appropriate donation will follow. Is it OK for you to receive money from foreigners (Enrique), or should we make it look as if it's coming all from me? Or we could funnel it through some offshore account, or some sort of a business. Enrique knows a lot about how to make any money look legit. I'm not sure how he acquired that knowledge, but it surely comes handy now when we want to contribute to your political campaign!
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • #38
                  Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign

                  Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                  I am lifting my prayers for your campaign, Brother Mayor Hold. An appropriate donation will follow. Enrique knows a lot about how to make any money look legit.
                  Thank you, Sister Basillissa. Money from Enrique would be most welcome. As to how it reaches the campaign, my rule is if it looks legit it is legit.
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Mayor Hold Announces 2020 Reelection Campaign

                    What? I go out of town for a day to take care of business and come back to find we have some kind of anchor baby running for Mayor?

                    On top of it all she goes away to a state university where they turn out nothing but vacuous mush brained socialists. This is outrageous considering there's the world's greatest True Christian™ Landover Baptist University right here in Freehold - with plenty of part-time work here in Freehold to work your way through college. Does she even know what a garbage disposal is?

                    And where, might I ask, is the platform here - or are we dealing with another bartender? What kind of relevant experience does this candidate have? Are we going to be faced with putting solar panels on our roofs and carbon taxes? Frankly, my grass grows better with more CO2.
                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                    ...and get off my lawn
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                    • #40
                      Re: Mayor Hold Announces 2020 Reelection Campaign

                      Now that buffoon Trump has reduced the changes of any Republican ever winning any elections to ZERO, I will most certainly become the next major of Freehold!
                      The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
                      • Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
                      • Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
                      • C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
                      NOT endorsed by Donald Trump!

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                      • #41
                        Re: Mayor Hold Announces 2020 Reelection Campaign

                        Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
                        Now that buffoon Trump has reduced the changes of any Republican ever winning any elections to ZERO, I will most certainly become the next major of Freehold!
                        Alfred King--welcome back. You have been so quiet I thought you had left town. But, since you are here, we need to listen to more of you liberal views. Well, maybe listen is not what I meant. We need to know you have liberal views and react accordingly.

                        You are welcome to join a girl that is running, Alejandra Larghez. If you speak Spanish you might enjoy visiting with her.

                        Just think, two opposition candidates out to change Freehold, a city that never changes.
                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Mayor Hold Announces 2020 Reelection Campaign

                          We truly live in the end times, my brothers and sisters. When a Hispanic female maid and an uppity Negro can run for public office, I truly believe the end is near.


                          He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus. Revelation 22:20
                          Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
                          1 Corinthians 11:13

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                          • #43
                            Re: Mayor Hold Announces 2020 Reelection Campaign

                            Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                            Just think, two opposition candidates out to change Freehold, a city that never changes.
                            My husband says that if we are to have our time wasted by hopeless opposition candidates, then frankly the best way to go is to have plenty of them: "the more the merrier".
                            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                            • #44
                              Re: Mayor Hold Announces 2020 Reelection Campaign

                              A BIG announcement: My people are talking to Sarah Huckabee's people about an endorsement from her and an appearance here in Freehold. To be endorsed by a world-wide leader in the Republican Party would be really exciting.

                              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                              • #45
                                Re: Mayor Hold Announces 2020 Reelection Campaign

                                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                                Alfred King--welcome back. You have been so quiet I thought you had left town. But, since you are here, we need to listen to more of you liberal views. Well, maybe listen is not what I meant. We need to know you have liberal views and react accordingly.

                                You are welcome to join a girl that is running, Alejandra Larghez. If you speak Spanish you might enjoy visiting with her.

                                Just think, two opposition candidates out to change Freehold, a city that never changes.
                                I hear Mr. King just got back from 'the big house', hence the peace and quiet Landover has enjoyed. Odd that any nigra would have a big house. I am sure hell being going back and sit in the chair, soon enough. I have Officer Richards looking in to it. Nothing gets by him.


                                A side note, I do get a laugh when he drives by in his Chrysler 300 with all the fake gold and spinning giant hub caps, his lips flabbering in the breeze.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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